05-28-2009, 07:51 PM
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#3201
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Deutschland
Posts: 7,885
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Seriously, Good Fellatias is an awesome movie
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Are you Martin Screwsese ?
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06-05-2009, 02:19 PM
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#3202
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Beat the Red Sox!
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Beat off in your sox!
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I'm sure the Rangers appreciate that touching tribute.
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06-05-2009, 03:12 PM
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#3203
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm sure the Rangers appreciate my recent touching.
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You cost us the Yankees game, you perv!
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06-10-2009, 02:51 PM
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#3204
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I love the summer time. Petite, tan bodies in little bathing suits...what could be better? I wish their parents would stop interfering, though. They've got the water wings on, it's not like they're going to drown.
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That post took a nasty turn there at the end.
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06-10-2009, 04:57 PM
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#3205
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That post took a nasty turn there at the end. That's what she said.
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Dude, grow up.
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06-13-2009, 01:25 PM
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#3206
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
If the mavs traded for him, I'd totally open up my homosexuality to Gay
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Not only is it in the wrong thread, but it's also missing the double-entendre that made the other comments funny. Sad, really.
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06-15-2009, 01:05 PM
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#3207
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
With the mantle of the parrot, I instill fear in the hearts of trolls!
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*snicker*
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06-16-2009, 11:54 AM
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#3208
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Stop snickering. It's not funny that I got my Di*k caught in my shoe laces again.
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How in the heck did you....never mind.
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06-17-2009, 01:13 PM
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#3209
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like Bud Light Lime.
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Ha-ha!
Wait, what do you mean it's not a misquotation?
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06-17-2009, 01:39 PM
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#3210
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
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I like Bud Light Lime.
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Dude that stuff is garbage! Give me what my body desires, an ice cold Coors Light!
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Or you could just go with straight water. Drink it in a non-transparent glass and you will never know the difference.
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06-17-2009, 03:28 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Or you could just go with straight water. Rip out your eyes and you will never know the difference.
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What if I like to see?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-17-2009, 04:53 PM
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#3212
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Originally Posted by sike
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Or you could just go with a straight guy. Rip off your panties and you will never know the difference.
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What if I like what I see?
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I guess you could join him in interspecies erotica?
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06-22-2009, 12:02 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by GermanDunk
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Rick Roll Fail!
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06-22-2009, 02:21 PM
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#3215
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Rick Astley is soooooo dreamie!
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he does have a very deep voice, for being such a twerp.
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06-26-2009, 11:29 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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This twitter thing has got to stop.
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06-26-2009, 11:38 AM
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#3217
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
This twitter thing has got to stop. How am I supposed to run Iran?
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Wait... when you said you were working late last night because memory storage had been wiped clean, that was a human wasn't it??
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06-26-2009, 11:47 AM
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#3218
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
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140 characters are not nearly enough to describe that piece of heaven!
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I'm going to ban you, un-ban you, and ban you again for good measure.
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06-26-2009, 02:25 PM
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#3219
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm going to turn food into a suppository for good measure.
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That's a creepily accurate impression of the good doctor...
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06-29-2009, 01:54 PM
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#3220
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I am doing free prostate exams this Saturday. In my basement. Bring a friend. And some wine coolers.
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That's a strange kind of way to practice medicine.
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06-29-2009, 03:41 PM
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#3221
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Needles are a strange kind of way to practice medicine since we've already invented suppositories.
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I'm starting to wonder if this still is an act...
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06-30-2009, 10:30 AM
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#3222
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I'm starting to wonder if you guys are uncomfortable with me always steering the conversation back towards the buttocks.
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Ya think?
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06-30-2009, 11:04 AM
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#3223
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
My latest prostate exam was amazing. I still don't know how the doctor did it........ he had both his hands on my shoulders
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You were conned, my friend.
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06-30-2009, 11:30 AM
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#3224
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
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My latest prostate exam was amazing. I still don't know how the doctor did it........ he had both his hands on my shoulders
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You were OUTSTANDING, my friend! Come back to my "doctor's office" anytime!
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don't you need some sort of training to be a doctor...?
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06-30-2009, 11:34 AM
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#3225
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
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don't I need some sort of training to see that kind of "doctor" ?
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Note how your fingers are all different sizes.
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You've gone too far this time. I'm banning all of you.
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06-30-2009, 01:44 PM
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#3226
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You've gone too far this time!
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The internet is a public place. Keep that talk in your bedroom.
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07-02-2009, 10:57 AM
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#3227
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
For the 4th, I'm painting my dong red, lefty "the cantaloupe" white, and righty "the flat tire" blue.
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That paints a terrible, horrific picture, and is NOT a touching tribute to America.
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07-02-2009, 12:00 PM
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#3228
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
My new dong-brush paints a terrible, horrific picture, but it is a "touching" tribute to America. Order now and we'll give you a second set for free! That's a $400 value!
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You may have trouble with advertising now that Billy Mays has moved on to the great tube above.
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07-03-2009, 10:18 AM
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#3229
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Diamond Member
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Location: Miami, FL
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I hope they keep airing Billy Mays commercials...... his beard just does it for me on those lonely late nights.
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Really..... I'm guessing you're one of the people the Slapchop guy was referring to when he says "you're gonna love my nuts" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
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07-06-2009, 01:21 AM
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#3230
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Diamond Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Posts: 4,627
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
"you're gonna love my nuts"
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I am asuming they aren't Cashew?
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07-06-2009, 10:19 AM
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#3231
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by mqywaaah
You know what kind of nuts economists hate during an inflationary period? Cashews.
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That's... terrible.
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07-06-2009, 12:37 PM
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#3232
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You taste terrible.
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too much ice cream and not enough pineapples.
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07-08-2009, 09:50 AM
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#3233
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I've got a very special picture of myself I will post when the board hits 1 million posts. Teaser- thank goodness it wasn't cold when I took it!
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Please let U2 be on duty at that dreaded hour.
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07-08-2009, 09:54 AM
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#3234
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Please let U2 be all up in my dootie for a whole hour.
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wat
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07-08-2009, 04:53 PM
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#3235
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Guru
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: uranus
Posts: 13,643
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
wat
Weenus
Anus
Testicles
3 of my favorite things.
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sounds heavenly!
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07-10-2009, 02:43 PM
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#3236
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SMC0007
pounds heavenly!
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Please tell me you're doing carpentry and not "woodwork".
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07-23-2009, 12:10 AM
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#3237
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Rooting for the laundry
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Tonight I announced that I'm definitely going to pull out by 2011.
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Funny. A similar pullout that will leave the host incredibly unfulfilled, vulnerable, and a little pissy was announced tonight.
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07-23-2009, 09:05 PM
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#3238
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Help, I fractured my funny bone!
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Just rest a bit and it'll be okay. Unless "funny bone" is a euphemism, in which case ouch.
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07-24-2009, 11:38 PM
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#3239
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Rooting for the laundry
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I call it my "funny" bone because it makes girls laugh, but my mother always said it was cute.
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Somehow, I am not shocked by this appalling admission.
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07-30-2009, 10:27 AM
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#3240
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Somehow, I am not shocked by Tim Thomas.
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You mean "Tim Thomas's signing"... right?
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