10-19-2009, 10:24 AM
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#3281
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I've got the greatest pickup line: "You can't say Cialis without 'See ya Liz!' Awwwwright..."
Now I just need to meet an Elizabeth.
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Good luck with that.
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10-19-2009, 10:33 AM
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#3282
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Wish me good luck with my herpes.
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Why? What exactly is happening with it?
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10-19-2009, 10:41 AM
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#3283
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
What exactly is happening with my shorts here?
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If they stay that way for 4 hours, you might want to call a doctor.
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10-20-2009, 09:14 AM
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#3284
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
If they stay that way for 4 hours, you might want to come on over. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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In the commercials that line sounds cool, but on the internet, everyone's gaydar is going off.
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10-22-2009, 05:25 PM
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#3285
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
The gaydar I bought from those commercials has a weird glitch that makes it go off when I get near a mirror.
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I didn't know such thing existed, but I think, and this is just a guess, that it's functioning properly.
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10-23-2009, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
I didn't know such an organ existed, but I think, and this is just a guess, that it's functioning properly.
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I bet that stunned your urologist! (you all deserve a softball on Friday)
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10-23-2009, 03:12 PM
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#3287
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I deserve some nice balls on Friday.
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Like...tennis balls, or...?
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10-23-2009, 03:43 PM
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#3288
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Like...my balls, or sikes...? Don't go making me jealous.
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Are we talking about the type you use when playing sports? Like basketballs or footballs?
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10-23-2009, 04:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Do you use tennis balls, squash balls, or raquetballs?
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I'm talking more like basketballs and footballs and stuff like that. At this point, only those do the job for me, how about you?
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I want so badly to believe that this conversation is about sports.....
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10-23-2009, 05:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
This morning, I carried a cup of coffee in each hand and six donuts to my coworkers... who rudely informed me that they had suddenly lost their appetite.
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I want so badly to believe that this conversation is somehow metaphorically about your sports pants.....
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I don't think even God can salvage it, bernardos.
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10-23-2009, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
For the love of God, please wear these "Macho Man" Randy Savage tights I bought, bernardos.
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If I catch your drift, I think you bought the wrong macho man's outfit. But that's neither here nor there, you got the wrong person to fulfill you fantasies. I'm in a relationship with a woman!
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10-26-2009, 01:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Last night, I was impressed with how strong Miles Austin is from the waist down!
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Wait, the game was in the afternoon...
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10-26-2009, 05:36 PM
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#3293
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I have DVR
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I Loooooooooooove DVDA.
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I had to look up what this sexual vernacular meant, and I think there are some boundaries you shouldn't ever cross, even in this thread......
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10-27-2009, 06:05 PM
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#3294
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
I'm looking forward to some Indian Butt Magic tonight!
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I don't think Washington meant that kind of 'Wizards.'
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11-04-2009, 11:58 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
How about that game last night? I haven't seen that much scoring from one guy since my 'friend' Felipé and I spent that weekend at the beach.
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You mean you guys played a lot of basketball...or...what?
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11-05-2009, 10:54 AM
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#3296
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was so excited about the Mavs that I got thrown out of the game yesterday for flashing JJB my jewels just before his free throws at the end of the game! WOOO! (what happened afterwards?)
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That explains so much on so many fronts.
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11-05-2009, 11:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
That explains so much Flaco. I like to show my jewels to men only on so many occasions it's not even funny. Could I show you my front bottom?
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Gordo?
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11-05-2009, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Am I gordo?
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It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your height and weight. Do you eat a lot of bacon?
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11-05-2009, 04:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your length and circumference. Can I get the measurements and calculate it for you?
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Die
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11-05-2009, 05:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
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It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your length and circumference. Can I get a tape measure and calculate it for you?
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Die. Bring a die.
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This is going to be an X-rated sculpture, isn't it?
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11-05-2009, 05:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
This is going to be awesome. I just bought an X-rated sculpture on e-bay of some girl called Rosie O'Donnell and some guy called John Candy getting it ON!!!! This is going to be great, isn't it?
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Gross. You probably should have done research before making that purchase.
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11-11-2009, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Gross. I probably should have done research before buying that sperm whale cake off ebay.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's never a good idea to buy food on eBay.
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11-13-2009, 04:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I'm going to sell my limbs on eBay.
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Start with your kidney. It's less invasive and there's already a market.
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11-17-2009, 11:21 AM
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#3304
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OzMavs
Start the bidding for my 'garbage shoot'. There's already a market.
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What do you mean, "a market"?
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11-17-2009, 12:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
What do you mean, "a vagina"?
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This is a talk you should've had with your parents in high school at the very latest.
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11-17-2009, 12:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
This is a love you should've had with your parents in high school at the very latest.
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What kind of weird family dynamic did you have growing up?
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11-18-2009, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
What kind of weird family dynamic did I have growing up?
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why are you asking me?
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11-18-2009, 10:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
why are you asking me to marry you Flaco? We are both married!
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Yeah really... why Flaco?
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11-18-2009, 12:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
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Why am I attracted to Flaco???
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Yeah really... why Flaco? *winkwink*
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I see hope springs eternal.
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11-18-2009, 04:35 PM
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#3310
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I see my wang springs eternal.
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You might want to see a doctor.
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11-19-2009, 02:12 AM
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#3311
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Be careful with Jaggermeister. I drank too much of it last night, and it made my butthole hurt so bad this morning.
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That wasn't the Jaggermeister.....
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11-19-2009, 10:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
That wasn't Mick Jagger??!?! Had my taste buds fooled!
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Gross!
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11-19-2009, 11:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Come on! Grow bigger!
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Talking to one of your kids?
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11-24-2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm fully oiled up for another Mavs game!
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Yea most of us... wait, what??
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11-24-2009, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I stuffed your moms turkey with my giblets! Hey-Oh!!!
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Did you forget to take your medication today?
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11-24-2009, 03:27 PM
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Quote:
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Please don't forget to take your Viagra today!!!!!
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Are you talking to sike?
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11-25-2009, 09:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
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Please don't forget to take your Viagra today!!!!!
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Whatever on earth are you talking about......?
psyche!!! I'll be ready, honey
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Hey... I think its time for me to go.
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11-25-2009, 01:31 PM
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#3318
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Hey... I think its time for me to go weewee.
Er, looks like I'm a little late again. ahhhhhhhhh....
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Yea, maybe you should wear black pants if that's gonna keep happening.
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12-18-2009, 12:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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boo hoo!
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o rly?
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That was weird.
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12-20-2009, 01:05 AM
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#3320
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That's weird. The football game suddenly ended while the Saints were still down.
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It's called 'losing.' Waddup?
(Sadly, we happen to know a lot about that.)
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