10-13-2006, 11:57 AM
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well, at least this thread got a little less gay. now we're onto heterosexual necrophilia. won't take long until it gets to homsexual necrophilia.
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10-13-2006, 12:06 PM
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#322
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
I've got a fishtank full of cut off bloody penises and hairy severed right arms.
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well you called it....
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10-13-2006, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacoloaco
I keep eating expired egg sandwiches from gas stations in hopes that I can get worms that repair my insides, make me smart, and therefore attractive to women.
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It's a CARTOON!!!!!! Not reality.
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10-13-2006, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
The french character from the cartoon in my signature, is an almost perfect likeness of me!
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oh man... where can I get one of those cool hats?
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10-13-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh man... my rumpus hurts!!!!
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They sell Off at every Grocery store I've been at... and if you can't find it there... check Wal-Mart.
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10-13-2006, 01:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Once while BBL, Flaco, and I were trolling for cheap booty...
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why does every single one of your stories begin this way? WHY???
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
maybe you missed it earlier in the thread u2, but I was telling Flaco about how you just keep a dead hooker in your bath tub, and you can have all the cheap booty you want....
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personally I just would've just let that die...but whatever....
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10-13-2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Hey BBL, I've got nothing to do tonight...wanna pick the crabs outta my man hair and then go to the mall and see if we can pick up any fourteen year olds?..oh, and note to self: Hookers cannot surrvive a hammer blow to the head
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awww, and it started out sounding like you boys were going to have a night of fun....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2006, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I dont know if you guys have met my....errr. ... close personal friend, he's a new poster on these boards and I'd really like it if you could make him feel welcome. thanks guys!
oh btw his name CreditXpert2003
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I think you have some explaning to do....
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10-13-2006, 02:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
14 is a great age...
wait, are we talking about 14-year old boys or girls? as if it matters
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Dude, seriously, you're sick!
wait... i'm not sure i fully understand how this thread works...
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10-13-2006, 02:31 PM
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stop making me laugh. I'm on a conference call....
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10-13-2006, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
stop making me snoo-snoo myself. I'm on a conference call....
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Can't something like that wait a bit? I mean really......
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10-13-2006, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
a conference call? you mean like one of those 1-900 numbers with two chicks instead of one?
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not quite. no.
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10-13-2006, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I only call those when it's snowing outside and the sheep are too cold to "enter"... wink, wink.....
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That might be the most disgusting thing I've read on this board (in about a day).
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10-15-2006, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Speaking of sheep....my dad used to have this awesome video of him where he would stand behind the sheep and he would make noise, and then the sheep would make noise. I always thought it was a shouting contest of some sort....
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frankly...it's amazing you know how to use a computer....
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10-16-2006, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
My pee pee hurts....it burns quite often when I pee....
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If you'd quit sticking it into sike that might not happen.
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10-16-2006, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
the problem with sike is that there are just so many damned holes to stick stuff in on that curvy alien body of his. which comes in handy for me, because I can rest my cigar and my 40 oz bottle of Bud Ice in him at the same time as I'm uhh....you know.....
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at first I though this thread was bringing us all closer together...but now I want out.....
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10-17-2006, 09:55 AM
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man I killed this thread
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10-17-2006, 10:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
man I killed this thread, just like I killed the Queen Mum!
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she was murdered??!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
sometimes I peel off my skin and eat it
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fascinating
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10-17-2006, 10:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
fascinating how I steal jokes from Mike Myers and don't expect anyone to notice....I'm dull like that...
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don't be so hard on yourself, you're only mostly dull.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I hope the rest of the posters on D-M.com don't realize I am an idiot for thinking that skinny blonde could knock out those 2 big burly dudes before chopping them up with a chainsaw.
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Personally, that thought would have been better kept in YOUR head. Especially if you didn't want to draw attention to the crazy theory in the first place.
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10-17-2006, 11:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I pretend to fit in....but they quietly mock me...and I know it.
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but we do it so quietly!?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 11:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want a Horsey and a lollipop..... and a spoon.... a pretty spoon.......
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You okay?
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10-17-2006, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I wish a skinny blond chick would knock Flaco out and chainsaw him in half
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fine
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10-17-2006, 11:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want a Horsey and a lollipop..... and a spoon.... a pretty spoon.......
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Me too!!!!! Me too!!!! Make my lollipop a purple one. And I want a shiny spoon. I really really like the grape ones.
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You guys obviously took the wrong medicine this morning....
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10-17-2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
suck it
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what?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 11:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I had a real sexy dream about a little japanese guy, a cucumber, and a horse last night...shouldn't have had that 4th Zima....
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apparently not
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10-17-2006, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
suck it
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come on over...
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That is not what I meant you sicko....
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10-17-2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
That is not what I meant you sicko....I meant let's have cyber sex
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obviously....
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10-17-2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
obviously I'm into kinky stuff...but cyber sex lacks that human touch that I love to give myself
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odd.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
my daddy said he'd buy me a lollipop if i go potty #2!!!!!!!
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It's always good to learn new things?
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10-17-2006, 02:06 PM
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It's always good to learn new things about you sikey-poo
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please. no pet names.
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10-18-2006, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
please. no pet names that don't begind with "huge"
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what a strange request...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-18-2006, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
mommy says that today we get to go to see big tex at the fair!!! i wish i was big. my wee-wee is not big at all. not like dadies.
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have fun at the fair.... and like I tell my son, each birthday you have you get older and bigger... so just be patient.
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10-18-2006, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
and like I tell my son, each birthday you have you get older and bigger... so just be patient.
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too many jokes....too many....can't say them......too wrong.....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-18-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
that was really uncomfortable, what u2 said about his son
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maybe we should point the conversation back to skinny blond chicks and chainsaws...
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10-19-2006, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
maybe we should back my love of skinny blond chicks and chainsaws...
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odd combination....whatched a lotta horror flicks have ya?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-20-2006, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
sometimes when I'm laying in my weird alien hammock....I think about CreditXpert2003.....
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It's ok for a girl like you to fall in love with the rebellious type sikey....
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10-20-2006, 10:39 AM
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It's ok for a man to be attracted to animals...right?...oh man I'm in trouble
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I mean its one thing to love your pet...but its another thing all together to LOVE your pet...I feel uncomfortable around you now....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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