10-16-2006, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
the problem with sike is that there are just so many damned holes to stick stuff in on that curvy alien body of his. which comes in handy for me, because I can rest my cigar and my 40 oz bottle of Bud Ice in him at the same time as I'm uhh....you know.....
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at first I though this thread was bringing us all closer together...but now I want out.....
Last edited by Flacolaco; 10-16-2006 at 03:23 PM.
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10-17-2006, 09:55 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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man I killed this thread
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10-17-2006, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
man I killed this thread, just like I killed the Queen Mum!
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she was murdered??!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
sometimes I peel off my skin and eat it
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fascinating
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10-17-2006, 10:52 AM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
fascinating how I steal jokes from Mike Myers and don't expect anyone to notice....I'm dull like that...
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don't be so hard on yourself, you're only mostly dull.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I hope the rest of the posters on D-M.com don't realize I am an idiot for thinking that skinny blonde could knock out those 2 big burly dudes before chopping them up with a chainsaw.
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Personally, that thought would have been better kept in YOUR head. Especially if you didn't want to draw attention to the crazy theory in the first place.
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10-17-2006, 11:01 AM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I pretend to fit in....but they quietly mock me...and I know it.
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but we do it so quietly!?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I want a Horsey and a lollipop..... and a spoon.... a pretty spoon.......
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You okay?
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10-17-2006, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I wish a skinny blond chick would knock Flaco out and chainsaw him in half
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fine
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10-17-2006, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want a Horsey and a lollipop..... and a spoon.... a pretty spoon.......
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Me too!!!!! Me too!!!! Make my lollipop a purple one. And I want a shiny spoon. I really really like the grape ones.
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You guys obviously took the wrong medicine this morning....
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10-17-2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
suck it
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what?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2006, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
suck it
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come on over...
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That is not what I meant you sicko....
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10-17-2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
That is not what I meant you sicko....I meant let's have cyber sex
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obviously....
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10-17-2006, 11:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I had a real sexy dream about a little japanese guy, a cucumber, and a horse last night...shouldn't have had that 4th Zima....
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apparently not
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10-18-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
that was really uncomfortable, what u2 said about his son
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maybe we should point the conversation back to skinny blond chicks and chainsaws...
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10-19-2006, 12:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
maybe we should back my love of skinny blond chicks and chainsaws...
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odd combination....whatched a lotta horror flicks have ya?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-20-2006, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
sometimes when I'm laying in my weird alien hammock....I think about CreditXpert2003.....
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It's ok for a girl like you to fall in love with the rebellious type sikey....
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10-20-2006, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
It's ok for a man to be attracted to animals...right?...oh man I'm in trouble
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I mean its one thing to love your pet...but its another thing all together to LOVE your pet...I feel uncomfortable around you now....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-20-2006, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I mean I know you know that I love your pet...but its time to let you know that, for some time now, I really LOVE your pet...I feel uncomfortable around you now, I hope you will let us be. He LOVES me too. We will never be apart again until death....
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Two things:
1. Have you discussed this with your wife?
2. You do know that Dogs (or Cats... you never identified which type of pet) don't live nearly as long as Humans? So you might think twice before throwing your marriage away for a pooch or a kitty.
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10-20-2006, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
call me "kitty"
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I already do...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-20-2006, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I already doo-doo.
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Don't know about you aliens.... but us Humans do that from Day 1.... And we CERTAINLY don't brag about it on message boards...
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10-21-2006, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I made a poopy in the potty
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wait, I thought you just said.....
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10-21-2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Hello.
My name is u2.
I am a Grey's Anatomy watcher.
------ Step 1 accomplished
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ahh jeez.
something must be done. I must get this evil show off of the air. I need an evil alien genius to help me put u2 back in his place....
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10-23-2006, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
ahh jeez.
something must be done. I must get this evil show off of the air. I need an evil alien genius to help me put u2 back in his place....
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now if only we knew one....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-23-2006, 09:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
damn theyve discovered my secret identity and powers.....
im the one who got Family Guy cancelled the first time....
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YOU BASTARD
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10-24-2006, 11:23 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
YOU BASTARD
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well they got married as soon as pop could afford a ring!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-24-2006, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
and then old dad sold the ring for two magic beans, an XXX video, and a super nintendo controller with no Y button.....
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what a beautiful story sike-monkey.
thanks for sharing.
moron
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10-25-2006, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sike and I enjoy watching monkey porn together. They are our role models for what we do together! The best part is that it's free and we both get extreme pleasure out of it! Thank you monkeys!!
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You really need to keep this kind of stuff to yourself....
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10-25-2006, 12:09 AM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
what a beautiful story sike-monkey, but mine is better. I was born on a hot July night while Dad was shooting up and mom drove herself to the vet clinic where I was born...
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ok, ok....you win! Yours is the saddest
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-25-2006, 12:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I may have been born with no genitalia, but that doesn't mean that I don't feel love like you do.
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Don't worry, Sike. Doctors say you can still live a natural and healthy lifestyle. Well, except for the lack of genitalia.
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10-25-2006, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by chumdawg
if sike had balls I'd love him strong all night long...what am I saying?...he doesn't need balls for what I want to do to him!
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let me just be clear on two points, chummy, I have great balls and I don't want you anywhere near my back door!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-25-2006, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
let me just be clear on two points, chummy, I have great balls and I want you at my back door!
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Sorry, Sike, not enough to entice me!
P.S. Meet me around back in ten minutes.
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10-25-2006, 01:42 AM
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Shake it off and go visit that Brazilian.
P.S. Maybe another night.
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10-26-2006, 09:09 AM
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but he WAS an Oxford Don with three PhD's in english!!!!
I don't care what you say...I will not listen to people badmouthing boxcar sammy!
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10-26-2006, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
Boxcar sammy stunk to high Holy Hell! I hated him!!!!! And despite what I said in the Lost thread, I secretly didn't like last nights episode.... shhhhhhhh!!!!! don't tell U2, me and thiggy are in on it together pooling the wool over U2's eyes.
Genius!
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Yes.... I can read this thread too sike....
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10-26-2006, 09:16 AM
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U2's powers of perception have exceeded my assumed levels
drats!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-26-2006, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
U2's powers of "penetration" have exceeded my assumed levels
drats!!!
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coincidence that the word ass is in there somewhere too?
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10-26-2006, 09:21 AM
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ouchy is what I called my cell mate
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too much info...
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10-26-2006, 11:24 AM
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maybe if bledsoe puts pine tar on his hand like kenny rodgers did....
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well that's just stupid....
Last edited by Flacolaco; 10-26-2006 at 11:24 AM.
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10-26-2006, 01:27 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
some people think with effort and time that I could be as awesome as sike...well that's just stupid....I could never reach such a level.
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well...I can't deny that
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