02-07-2006, 01:47 PM
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#3601
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
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kisses me goodnight.
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02-07-2006, 01:50 PM
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#3602
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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puts lipstick on before we kiss...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-07-2006, 01:51 PM
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#3603
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
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requests that the lipstick be purple.
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02-07-2006, 02:00 PM
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#3604
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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(he knows that I'm a sucker for grape)
is handsy
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-07-2006, 02:06 PM
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#3605
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
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enjoys it when I get that way.*
* - especially when he's sleeping.
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02-07-2006, 06:31 PM
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#3606
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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has never been less creepy.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-07-2006, 06:42 PM
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#3607
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
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Is as sweet as molasses.
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02-07-2006, 08:32 PM
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#3608
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,864
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likes to sing the phrase above...yet he subtracts a very important "L"
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02-08-2006, 01:10 AM
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#3609
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Switched over, but during the first month of service, he got a big billing error. He called and called but got zero Customer Support. Is now back with TXU.
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Let's go Mavs!
Last edited by bernardos70; 02-08-2006 at 01:10 AM.
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02-08-2006, 01:18 AM
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#3610
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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did not just make me laugh....and is not gay!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-08-2006, 08:12 AM
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#3611
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,864
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Lives in a state of constant fear and irony as a homophobic homosexual.
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02-08-2006, 11:40 AM
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#3612
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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constantly gives me mirrors
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-08-2006, 08:22 PM
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#3613
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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his job: policeman in Baton Rouge
job description: beating blue boys with his blue baton
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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02-08-2006, 10:26 PM
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#3614
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,996
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Wishes he had body hair so he could win the Mavericks-sponsored hair removal game
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02-09-2006, 03:18 AM
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#3615
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Guru
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Denton, TX
Posts: 10,486
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Uses the hair-removal product named NADS.
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02-09-2006, 03:55 AM
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#3616
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Has been known to wax and pluck his lips...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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02-10-2006, 12:54 PM
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#3617
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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loves to chew on lip hair...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-10-2006, 04:53 PM
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#3618
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the land of nod
Posts: 1,533
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couldn't get on beauty and the geek because he was 'too nerdy'
Last edited by irontoad; 02-10-2006 at 04:54 PM.
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02-10-2006, 05:05 PM
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#3619
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
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Thinks music is noise to someone he hates and noise hates somone with music.
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02-10-2006, 07:47 PM
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#3620
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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plays the drums like the U2 drummer
almost...
he just hits a bucket with a teaspoon in his basement once in a while...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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02-10-2006, 08:18 PM
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#3621
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Is a basketball fan who grew up hating Rik Smits because of his nationality...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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02-10-2006, 08:25 PM
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#3622
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 40,924
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilmav2
Is a basketball fan who grew up hating Rik Smits because of his nationality...
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Wears Rik Smits condom on his head.
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02-10-2006, 08:29 PM
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#3623
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Just changed his avatar to a picture of a shirt that I bought two of this afternoon (after seeing it on Drudge )...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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02-10-2006, 08:48 PM
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#3624
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,864
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likes to role play. after a full day of dungeons and dragons on saturday- he's going to go home and dress up like dorothy and his best friend like the tin man and they will spoon all night long!!!
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02-10-2006, 09:21 PM
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#3625
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Had a tired and cranky day at the office today, because he stayed up way too late spooning his Mom in his birthday suit last night...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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02-10-2006, 09:40 PM
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#3626
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the land of nod
Posts: 1,533
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possesses an absolutely adorable actual 'birthday suit' for that special day each year... it's reminiscent of pajamas, and features cute wittle kitties and puppy dogs with itty bitty cute wittle noses!!!
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02-10-2006, 11:43 PM
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#3627
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,864
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actually aluminum,,,but toad is accurate.
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02-11-2006, 06:26 PM
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#3628
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the land of nod
Posts: 1,533
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Looks a lot like a proboscis monkey, except with a bigger nose and gut.
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02-11-2006, 07:22 PM
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#3629
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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always eats the candles on his birthday cake... wants to become a fireman once he graduates from elementary school
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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02-11-2006, 08:28 PM
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#3630
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the land of nod
Posts: 1,533
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is smelly. (you see, it rhymes with twelli)
HAR HAR HAR
(booo)
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02-12-2006, 06:43 AM
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#3631
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Like Tim Duncan, often has trouble keeping his friends and colleagues from finding out just how severely his problems with the 'trots' and the 'shats' affect his performance in the workplace...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
Last edited by Evilmav2; 02-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
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02-13-2006, 05:37 PM
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#3632
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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stinks.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-14-2006, 02:38 PM
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#3633
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Thinks he has found "The One" for him, but cannot marry her because no one makes wedding gowns for hands.
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Let's go Mavs!
Last edited by bernardos70; 02-14-2006 at 02:38 PM.
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02-14-2006, 02:53 PM
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#3634
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Diamond Member
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 3,739
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02-14-2006, 04:06 PM
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#3635
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 40,924
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Thinks he has found "The One" for him, but cannot marry her because no one makes wedding gowns for hands.
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Ba-ZING!
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02-15-2006, 11:18 AM
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#3636
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Once won a game of Operation: Brain Surgery. Appends M.D to the end of his name ever since.
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02-20-2006, 12:38 PM
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#3637
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Thread killer.
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02-20-2006, 07:22 PM
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#3638
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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just killer.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-20-2006, 08:00 PM
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#3639
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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microwaves his sport shoes after a game in the rain
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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02-21-2006, 01:36 AM
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#3640
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,996
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microwaves his poodle
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