03-23-2006, 08:26 PM
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#3921
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Diamond Member
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lives in a golf cup, complains about frequent headaches, especially during daytime...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-23-2006, 08:30 PM
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#3922
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Never eats dairy products because "cows are evil".
Loves goats though. A little too much...
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03-23-2006, 09:17 PM
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#3923
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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dates the boyfriend of his sister, also dates the brother of his girlfriend, only dates one person... (I can see how orange's gray cells turn green right about now...)
and the Warriors lead? What the fork...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-23-2006, 09:53 PM
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#3924
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Doesn't realize that the Mavs are going to win tonight.
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03-23-2006, 09:55 PM
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#3925
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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Doesn't realize that he's living in a matrix made of chewing gum...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-23-2006, 10:00 PM
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#3926
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Took the blue pill. Believes that there is no greater bliss in the world than that of ignorance. Hates facts - professes undying loyalty to Charles Barkley.
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03-23-2006, 11:08 PM
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#3927
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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Doesn't like people dancing happily. Sells pills at rave parties, ....sleeping pills...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-23-2006, 11:24 PM
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#3928
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Should be blamed for the loss tonight. Is secretly Jason Richardson. Will be beat by a rusty 5-iron!
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03-24-2006, 02:00 AM
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#3929
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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Is the Warriors fan that infiltrated the game-thought thread. What was his name again, "Wacky Warrior"?
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-24-2006, 02:13 AM
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#3930
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Loves Wacky Warriors. For the flavor.
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03-24-2006, 05:09 AM
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#3931
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 5,586
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Loves the flavor of rotten eggs stored in sport shoes used for a year in marathon running -- never been washed (the shoes, socks and feet of the runner...), for some spice he likes to add some dachshund poop...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-24-2006, 05:21 PM
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#3932
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Doesn't realize that the daschund is a mythical animal, limited only to human imagination.
Akin to the twelli...but not as gay.
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03-25-2006, 03:18 AM
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#3933
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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Talks to himself in the third person, likes to sleep on bread crumbs...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-25-2006, 05:29 AM
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#3934
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Has so greatly enjoyed bantering with Orangedays on this thread, that he was moved to color his own signature Orange in tribute to his friend...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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03-25-2006, 09:39 AM
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#3935
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Is obsessive-compulsive. Must click his heels three times every 5 min. or the world will explode.
Demands that people call him 'Dorothy'.
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03-25-2006, 03:41 PM
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#3936
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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licks things...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-25-2006, 04:02 PM
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#3937
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Plays with toy soldiers.
Life-sized, inflatable toy soldiers.
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03-25-2006, 05:28 PM
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#3938
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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is a tool.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-25-2006, 06:09 PM
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#3939
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Only has 3 teeth:
"Jub Jub", "Old Yeller", and "Sike Jr."
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03-25-2006, 11:06 PM
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#3940
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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has maggots living under his fake teeths, feeds them with daily rations of spinach
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-25-2006, 11:11 PM
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#3941
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Cheered for the Hawks!!!
But we prevailed anyways.
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03-25-2006, 11:17 PM
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#3942
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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cheered for Saddam
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-25-2006, 11:18 PM
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#3943
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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always likes the underdog,
cause he's the dog on top...
(hey that's poetry...)
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-25-2006, 11:22 PM
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#3944
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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likes to be the "behind" dog
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-25-2006, 11:31 PM
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#3945
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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is a "hotdog" that likes to be sandwiched real tight
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-26-2006, 01:14 AM
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#3946
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Likes to strip naked and make his boyband friends guess where he's hidden the hotdog on his body every day before dinner.
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03-26-2006, 01:16 AM
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#3947
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,653
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his license plate reads "ass milk"
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Let's go Mavs!
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03-26-2006, 01:20 AM
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#3948
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Guru
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cowboys Country
Posts: 23,336
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Favorite album is "Mother's Milk."
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03-26-2006, 01:44 AM
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#3949
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 5,586
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loiters in swimming pool changing rooms
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-26-2006, 03:54 AM
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#3950
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,653
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Uses his Antonio Banderas blow up doll to ride on the HOV Lane........ and also for nights he's lonely after a Mavs loss.
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Let's go Mavs!
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03-26-2006, 03:54 AM
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#3951
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Diamond Member
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Location: Miami, FL
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Is very sleep deprived
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Let's go Mavs!
Last edited by bernardos70; 03-26-2006 at 03:55 AM.
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03-26-2006, 03:58 AM
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#3952
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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is very sexually deprived
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-26-2006, 04:02 AM
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#3953
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Diamond Member
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Location: Miami, FL
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is asexual
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Let's go Mavs!
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03-26-2006, 04:17 AM
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#3954
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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is quadsexual
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-26-2006, 05:43 AM
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#3955
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 5,586
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he and Bernie should get a room...
both are PUIOFM (Posting Under the Influence of the Full Moon)
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-26-2006, 11:46 AM
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#3956
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Mixes Sprite and Coke and calls it "Man Juice".
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03-26-2006, 01:52 PM
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#3957
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,801
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Missed out on VH1's Webjunk show but appears on the V-spot
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03-26-2006, 02:24 PM
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#3958
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Posts insults from an internet cafe in Antigua. Because she's a wuss.
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03-26-2006, 10:18 PM
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#3959
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 5,586
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is a notorious serial killer
his victims: parties
my advice: don't invite him
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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03-26-2006, 10:22 PM
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#3960
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Double-dips his chips.
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