The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

News flash mary.... for it to be an actual "dream" you would have to be sleep with me.

aren't you married?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

aren't you married?...cause that REALLY does it for me!!!

why but really in bold?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

U2, I really want to have your babies.

Two problems:

1. We are both married.
2. We are both dudes.

It wouldn't work, even if I were actually interested.

Maybe you can talk YOUR WIFE into having YOUR babies.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Maybe you can talk MY WIFE into having YOUR babies.

kinky

[Five-ofan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I have talked to my wife and is she is more than willing to have anyones baby but mine.

Ouch man.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Five-ofan

Good thing you aren't married yet then Flaco..... That's just wrong. Now that you're single, can I get your digits (and can I have one of the groomsmen gifts)?

It is a good thing that Flaco has avoided tragedy with his marriage, but is this the right time to ask for the groomsmen gifts? Is it ever a right time? And you asking for his digits "now that your single"... so you subscribe to the other magazine also? Am I the only hetero participating in this thread?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Five-ofan

you mean "Gay and Lesbian" weekly?

wow

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

wow.... I am glad I don't have to live a lie and get married now... And I think I've found my first boyfriend too!!! Five-o.... will you go out with me?

Are we in High School?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Do you guys know if Drew Brees is married?

why?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

why.... I want to know also!!! if he's single then maybe I HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!

My curiosity stemmed from my theory that once dudes get married they become less of an athlete because they are always thinking about their hot wives. You, on the other hand appear to be having delusions of grandeur. Even if he was gay, I doubt he would be interested in a dude named Flacolaco. Sorry to break it to you but it just ain't happening.

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

My curiosity stemmed from peeking side to side at other men at public restroom urinals. My theory is that once dudes get married they become less of a chance for me, but I still try to have my way with them anyway. I want to become an athlete because I am always thinking about bathing with them in a hot shower.

You sir, rival Herbert Garrison in your courage.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

u2...You sir, rival Herbert Garrison in your penis size.

hmm?

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

mmm...cartoon penis...

You had a difficult childhood, didn't you?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

You had a taste of my manhood, didn't you?

weird

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

don't I wish..... I got stuck with sike's "man" hood.

Dissing the alien...... not cool.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

AI...doesn't that stand for "absolutely illiterate" ?

Hey...im not the one who signed the "petition"

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Hey...I'm the one who ate Britney and K'fed's kiddos Placenta bag.

oooooo... kay?


I never told you thanks for the Bender Claus image.

So Thanks.... now, stay away....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I told my kids that Santa Claus is dead this year

what a grinch

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

what a grinch...... I dress up as Santa Claus every year (sans underwear) and invite all the kiddies in my Moms neighborhood over for some Milk and "Cookies". If you spread that word around it might put a damper on my yearly gig.

Yearly? In the same neighborhood? Not only are you a sicko, but the kids in your Moms neighborhood are not too bright.

[nashtymavsfan13]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

It's fun to bite the kid's in my mom's neighborhood.

How cruel.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13

How do you get your mouth around their butt cheeks?

First off, I don't do that. Second off, why would you think you would need to get your entire mouth around the.... never mind.... it's just not worth the time spent finishing that question.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I had my daughter sit outside Kobes hotel room with a pair of handcuffs and a bottle of Hennesy last night, hoping to score big on a law suit afterwards...but he wasn't in the mood.

you're a bad person.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm a bad person.

no argument here

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

It's Saturday night!!! I've got wine coolers and "Sleepless in Seattle"... anyone want to come over?

what is wrong with you?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I will be there. Do you have any condoms?

what is wrong with you?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

what is wrong with me?

an honest question worth looking into...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I made a snowman. I named him u2. and then I loved him. very hard.

where did you get snow?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

where did you get snow? I am jonesing real hard for some snow.... even though it makes my nose bleed.

Just say no.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Just say no, to sikes sexual advancements. he's like a dog, you gotta kick him in the balls a few times to get him to stop humping your leg

educational as always

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

educational as always sike..... are you going to have another lesson next week on "giving yourself a BJ"? This weeks lesson was really fun.

Wow.... you guys must be pretty limber.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I work in the limber industry.

I think you mean lumber...did you even go to school?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I think you want me to give you my lumber...which I will do if you dress up like a school girl. What do you think?

Uhhhhhhhhh.... no thanks.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Sike keeps on asking through the keyhole in my basement door if he can use the computer to do some posting, but I've got his feet handcuffed to the bed posts just the way I like it, and Im not taking them off.

ohhh that's where he is then

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm sitting here wondering if I should disclose to the board that I wrote the Rocky 6 screenplay... and even though I followed the previous models of the Rocky franchise I threw a curve this time by having Rocky STAND on an escalator as it took him to the top of an embankment! Ha! Bet no one will see that coming.

Well, Stallone is old, so I bet he appreciated it.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Well, now sike is asking if we can go see Rocky, so I told him yes, but only if I get to do the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn" trick

filthy

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

My junk is filthy still because I took sike to the movies last night and I did the "hole in the bottom of the popcorn" trick. But man, was it worth it because sike was really hungry.

You could take a shower dude....

Gross.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

ok gotta go guys, sike is here with my xmas present. It's in a box, and he's holding it really close to him. He's giggling too....I can't wait to open the box!

oh my....

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

oh my.... i know what it is already because he gave that to me last year!!!! You are lucky!!!!

Ummmm.... you can have it.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Are we going trade for AI?

watch some news sometime you moron

[nashtymavsfan13]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I've already had him, and now he has a thang for me

What's a thang?