Tiger Woods

[Drbio]

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods
drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas
station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish
manner, unaware who the golf pro is......"Top of the
mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his
pocket.
"So what are those son?" ask the attendant.
"They're called tees." replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the
Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive."
replies Tiger.
"AW, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish
attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of
everything!"

[Chiwas]

Hehehe, good idea; I'll try it.