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A funny game I play on another forum. Very simple. A person writes a wish they want and the next person grants it, although with consequences, then they leave a wish the next person grants. For example:
Poster 1: "I wish I had a million dollars" Poster 2: "Granted. You get your million dollars but its Australian dollars, the money is coated in a white powder that smells like anthrax and when you were little you forgot to get the anthrax vaccine. I wish I had a boyfriend." Got it? Ok. I wish I lived in a nicer apartment |
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06-29-2007, 10:09 AM
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Granted. You have a nicer apartment, but your roommate is 50 Cent, and he's always having loud parties and stabbing people with your favorite kitchen knife.
I wish I had a nicer car
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Granted. You have a nicer car, but it was totaled on day two by a hit and run band of gypsies and insurance will only cover a portion of the price.
I wish the Mavs would win the title.
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06-29-2007, 11:05 AM
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Granted. But it will be in 2248 when Cuban's great great great great grandson is in charge of the team and Madape's great great great great grandson will be pissed off with Cuban's decision to let go of Nash's great great great great grandson Peter Nash.
I wish I could dunk.
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06-29-2007, 11:32 AM
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Granted. But the only thing you can dunk is a donut into your cup of coffee.
I wish I could go home right now.
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06-29-2007, 11:45 AM
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Granted. You can go home, but you will find your wife having an affair with sike, and his space ship parked akwardly through your roof.
I wish people would stop posting dumb trade rumors.
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06-29-2007, 12:56 PM
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Granted. But you'd be too bored on this board and start taking that "Are you gay" test and realize that you ARE indeed gay.
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06-29-2007, 01:18 PM
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Granted. But unfortunately, everyone else on earth is granted the same power at the same time, rendering your power useless.
I wish I had the cure to cancer.
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06-29-2007, 01:23 PM
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Granted. But unfortunately the side effect to the cure is a new disease called sikeitis.
I wish the Texas Rangers would win the World Series in 2007, followed by a Cowboys win of the Superbowl in 2008, followed by Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals Championship next June.
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06-29-2007, 01:30 PM
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Granted. Unfortunately, soon after the Mavericks win in June of '08, Tom Hicks, Jerry Jones, and Mark Cuban all announce they're selling their teams to a faction from the middle east with terrorist ideals and a penchant for beheadings. The three previous owners take a private jet to Figi where their true, inner gaydom can come out undeterred. Their favorite game is "circles."
I wish Houston Nutt was banished from the State of Arkansas and never allowed to coach there again.
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Granted. But only with the stipulation that you are obligated to live with Houston Nutt for the rest of your life.
I wish that I had genie like Tony did on "I Dream Of Jeannie".
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06-29-2007, 03:15 PM
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Granted. But instead of looking like Jeannie, she looks like Rosanne Barr and all the wishes come out with a Poe's Monkey Paw ending.
I wish for everyone to just get along.
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06-29-2007, 03:20 PM
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Granted..... for 5 minutes.... then everyone hates everyone forever.
I wish Doc's graduate students would identify themselves.
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06-29-2007, 03:31 PM
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Granted. With the caveat that after they do, they will have their way with you in a dark room equiped with only a latex glove and a jar of mustard.
I wish I was taller.
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06-29-2007, 03:45 PM
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Granted....but you only grow 1mm taller and therefore wasted your wish.
I wish I could go back in time to the year 2000. |
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06-29-2007, 03:46 PM
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(damnit...you stole my spot)
Granted! But this time, that whole y2k thing really goes bananas and a satelite crashes into your house. I wish I could hear what women are thinking
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They wish that you would grant their wish
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I wish I could go home an hour early today.
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06-29-2007, 04:01 PM
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He stole my spot!
Granted...but when you get home you found out the floods carried your house over the border and now you have to stay in Mexico. I wish my ex-husband was dead. |
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06-29-2007, 04:42 PM
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Granted, but his dead body becomes a blood thirsty, horny zombie and he comes into your room every night and rubs his dusty, moldy phallus on you.
I wish I didn't just gross myself out there.
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I wish the cussing thread would be more active.
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Granted....but now that I am thoroughly grossed out as well you must listen to me talk about that time when I took a crap so big and hard that is tore my asshole and it bled a lot. It was that kind of crap that felt like it had little spikey things on it. Maybe I ate something with some corn or nuts in it....who knows?
I wish I never admitted that. |
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06-29-2007, 05:10 PM
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This doesn't work very well when 2 people post at the same time LOL
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damn. i wish i could have participated in this thread before missnu murdered it in cold ass blood.
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06-29-2007, 11:22 PM
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Wish not granted: you already did. Wishes cannot be retroactive.
I wish I had a date with Jack from Lost |
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I wish I had a video of Sun and Kate from LOST having a pillow fight in their panties.
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Granted, but then you realized that without Hollywood makeup and lighting, Sun truly is Yao's fiance, (i.e. a man), and that just made it an awkward STRAIGHT pillow fight that isn't nearly as satisfying as your initial request.
I wish our company let us off the 2nd of July through the 4th rather than just the 4th.
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Wish granted. However, you must work the 30th, 1st, 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th in compensation.
I wish I had better grass in my front yard.
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I wish Red Bull was more affordable to go with this vodka.
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I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
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Granted, although you were before you will also be in the future.
I wish I had a vacation home near Dallas so I could watch all the games I wanted at the AAC |
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Wish granted, but your summer home has polluted water as bad as the Riverwalk.
I wish I had a bigger room.
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Granted. But all of Dallas' good players remain on summer break and the team loses a record amount of games. They do, however, manage to get the number one overall pick but are forced to give it to San Antonio in a trade that puts Michael Finley back in a Mavs Uniform.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Cheezits.
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Granted...they are all stale and if you eat them, you will die...sooon
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Granted. You'll fail all of your classes and move into a van down by the river, where you will eat bugs and fall in love with a something named Pat, who's sex is a mystery to you.
I wish we could have a nice sunny day for once instead of all this rain.
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Granted, the sun's mass will grow exponentially and it's increased gravitational pull on the earth will knock the earth out of its regular orbit and send the earth flying in to the sun in less than a week. The rest of the time you are alive, it will be gradually sunnier and hotter. Congratulations, your wish has killed off all known life.
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