11-30-2006, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
spank me hard...yeah, yeah....give it to me good....that'll teach me to come back here!!!....
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gotta say, I'm more than a little put off by this....
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11-30-2006, 12:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
guys, I'll be outside trying to get boner really cold and icy....ah the thrill
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the weather changes and people get all weird....er
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11-30-2006, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like to stand outside naked
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leave...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-01-2006, 12:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I took a piss on my driveway and watched it freeze today
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I guess it really is the simple pleasure that make life worth living
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12-01-2006, 12:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I took a piss in my coffee cup and poured it all on my hair today.
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What an oddity....
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12-01-2006, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I can't believe you guys went two posts without making a homosexual joke. You're gay. you're so gay. Couple of regular queens you guys are.....
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I bet you were the kind of guy, that at parties when you passed out, people wrote stuff like "penis" across your forehead
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12-01-2006, 12:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I bet you were the kind of guy, that at parties when you passed out, people wrote stuff like "penis" across your forehead
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almost 4 hours later I can't believe I put "penis" and "forehead" in the same post in this thread, and no one has jumped all over editing that one to their advantage....
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12-01-2006, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
almost 4 hours later I can't believe I put my "penis" on your "forehead" sike, and you haven't jumped all over insisting that I reciprocate that. That is my advantage....
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I can't believe that 4 hours later you are bragging about it.....
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12-01-2006, 01:02 PM
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and there it is. well done.
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12-01-2006, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
and there it is. sike finally demanded I return the favor. well done.
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note to Flaco.... WE DON'T NEED UPDATES!!!!!
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12-01-2006, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
note to Flaco.... SIKE AND I DON'T NEED CONDOMS!!!!!
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why should I care? you do what you want.
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12-01-2006, 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you do what you want with me, I'm your sex doll.
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sooooooooo, is "sex doll" like a nickname or just what U2 calls you when you come over once his family is asleep?
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12-01-2006, 05:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
sooooooooo, what time does U2 usually call you when you to come over once his family is asleep?
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you need help
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12-05-2006, 09:16 AM
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stupid 3 day waiting period...
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12-05-2006, 11:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
stupid 3 day waiting period...why are Russian brides such a pain to purchase?
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?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-05-2006, 12:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
russian bride? that there's fancy! I had ter buy me one a dem discount brides from uzbekistan
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why did your english all of a sudden worsen?
Last edited by Flacolaco; 12-05-2006 at 12:10 PM.
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12-05-2006, 12:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
uzbekistan? my russian mail order bride likes it when I talk dirty to her in english, but then all of a sudden her herpes worsens to the point we can't schnoo schnoo because of it.
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Dude.... I think she has you talk dirty to her so her herpes WILL flare up so you WON'T have "schnoo schnoo" with her....
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12-05-2006, 12:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I call my wifes special place "uzbekistan" and I call my thing the "invading russian army," and then we recreate world war 2.....
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You don't know anything about history, do you?
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12-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You don't know anything about history, do you?
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what a nerd
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-05-2006, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
what a nerd.... did I ever tell you I get goose bumps when I'm around nerds? They make me feel all tingly inside. Especially on the parts that designate me as a boy.
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Let me be the next person to tell you (as I imagine you've heard this before), you are a disturbing alien.
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12-05-2006, 05:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Let me be the next person to tell you (as I imagine you've heard this before), you have a disturbing penis.
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oh a penis joke, very mature.
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12-05-2006, 05:39 PM
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so....what about all this cussing?
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12-05-2006, 05:40 PM
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oh sh$t I forgot
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12-05-2006, 05:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh sh$t I forgot to wipe and now its everywhere...
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"its"?
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12-05-2006, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"tits"? what are those?
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watch your mouth sir!
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12-05-2006, 05:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
watch your mouth sir!...or better yet....allow me
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creepy!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-06-2006, 09:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'll tell you about creepy....to celebrate a mavs victory last night, I rubbed a can of Hormel Chili on my testicles and just let my dog go to town
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The Chili with beans, or no beans?
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12-06-2006, 09:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
The Chili with beans, or no beans? oh it doesn't matter...most dogs don't care anyway...now people...now that's a different story...I prefer with beans
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note to self: "Flaco = potential sexual offender....end note"
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12-06-2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
note to self: "Flaco = potential sexual encounter....end note"
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that's not exactly a note to only yourself now, is it?
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12-06-2006, 10:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm watching
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what?
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12-06-2006, 10:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
u2 has soft, but masculine hands
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what?
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12-06-2006, 10:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
take me to pleasure town
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no.
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12-06-2006, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I eat crayons.
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Bet your Dental hygienist hates it when you come up on her schedule....
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 12-06-2006 at 10:46 AM.
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12-06-2006, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
What is a Dental hygienist?
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wow
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12-06-2006, 10:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
wow sike I eat crayons too..... I really like the brown tinted ones. When I eat them, it gets me as close as I've ever come to carrying out my secret desire to eat my feces.
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you know..... I wasn't going to submit this one.... because of how sick it is... but I can't stop laughing about it..... so here it goes...
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12-06-2006, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
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I really got it handed to me last night....
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didn't you post that about the Warriors too?
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12-06-2006, 11:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
shiny red apples?? I love Fairy tails!!!!....and you'll noticed how I spelled tails. and it's not the fairies youre thinking of either
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I just threw up a little in my mouth
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12-06-2006, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I just threw up a little in my mouth...but then I rubbed it all over my body with great pleasure
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oddball.
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12-06-2006, 12:08 PM
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oddball. that's what I call the left one. it's a little mis-shapen, but it's better than the right one, "Harry"
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this is very strange
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12-06-2006, 12:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
this is very strange... I call my right one "Sally". Think that's a coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!
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oh I get it.... When Harry meets Sally...
haha...
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