The Official Random Statement Thread - Page 50 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

fluid.forty.one · 08-18-2008, 02:44 PM

apples with peanut butter is soooo good

fluid.forty.one · 08-19-2008, 02:53 PM

what do you call a fish with 10 eyes

a fiiiiiiiiiish

SMC0007 · 08-19-2008, 03:18 PM

I gotta fart, but its just too risky.

alby · 08-19-2008, 03:24 PM

Bolt will get the gold in the 100, 200, and 400 in London.

TripleDipping · 08-19-2008, 04:40 PM

The scented white board markers are a trip. All I could think of during the entire trouble shooting meeting was to grab that orange marker and take a nice long whiff.

sike · 08-19-2008, 05:35 PM

"I like pie"...

GermanDunk · 08-19-2008, 05:38 PM

I uploaded a new Dirk interview visible at the general thread.

sike · 08-19-2008, 05:44 PM

Hi....leggy blonde

Caseman · 08-19-2008, 09:54 PM

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

sike · 08-19-2008, 10:02 PM

"But you talk about getting with some really hot girls"....

"yeah...I do talk about getting with some really hot ladies!"

Caseman · 08-20-2008, 12:19 AM

I keep tonguing at this open sore in my mouth. I think I gots teh AIDS.

mqywaaah · 08-20-2008, 03:14 AM

This is a really exciting off season. The forums are over loading with post and new posters!

sike · 08-20-2008, 10:16 AM

"I'm not crying....its just been raining.....on my face."

DirkFTW · 08-20-2008, 11:15 AM

^This could be a thread in and of itself.

"I'm not crying....my eyes are just....spitting in disgust."

MavsX · 08-20-2008, 12:13 PM

yeah i'm craving burgers...fur burgers

sike · 08-20-2008, 01:17 PM

"These aren't tears of sadness, I've just been cutting onions....I'm making a lasagna...for one"

Caseman · 08-20-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sike

"These aren't tears of sadness, I've just been cutting onions....I'm making a lasagna...for one"

I'm not crying
It's just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife'
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

DirkFTW · 08-20-2008, 03:58 PM

^Oh. So sike wasn't being original after all... again.

Flacolaco · 08-20-2008, 04:10 PM

I'm very much enjoying all of this rain.

sike · 08-20-2008, 04:14 PM

Flight of the Conchords is a genius that all of you should go find....their show (iTunes) is genius and their live stuff (youtube) is super genius.

DirkFTW · 08-20-2008, 04:52 PM

Wow, they are really awesome.

EDIT: LOL productivity is down the tubes now.

sike · 08-20-2008, 09:24 PM

wake me up before you go........................................

..........................................go

mqywaaah · 08-21-2008, 08:52 AM

Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa and beeeeer!!!

MavsX · 08-21-2008, 09:56 AM

flacolaco i got you a new sig baby

Flacolaco · 08-21-2008, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MavsX

flacolaco i got you a new sig baby

God hates you. He told me.

fluid.forty.one · 08-21-2008, 12:05 PM

I'm so ready for basketball season. This feels like the longest off-season ever.

MavsX · 08-21-2008, 01:18 PM

MavsX for the win! !!!

fluid.forty.one · 08-21-2008, 02:47 PM

I love phelps but that's the gayest thing I've ever seen

MavsX · 08-21-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

I love phelps but that's the gayest thing I've ever seen

duh

DavidDaMonkey · 08-21-2008, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MavsX

duh

Way to waste a 2000th random post.

fluid.forty.one · 08-21-2008, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavidDaMonkey

Way to waste a 2000th random post.

well that was confusing. His was the 2000th post but only the 1999th response, so it said 2000 with YOURS being the last post.

<--- this is me wasting a 2002nd post (response number 2001)

jthig32 · 08-21-2008, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

well that was confusing. His was the 2000th post but only the 1999th response, so it said 2000 with YOURS being the last post.

<--- this is me wasting a 2002nd post (response number 2001)

Take it easy champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

sike · 08-21-2008, 04:27 PM

actually their lungs

fluid.forty.one · 08-21-2008, 07:51 PM

I still don't know what I was trying to say...

DavidDaMonkey · 08-21-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

I still don't know what I was trying to say...

I'm with you. Its like that whole issue of when did it officially become the 20th century, and when was it the 21st. We are having dialogue though, and that's not random.

Lets see if I can get us back off track.

I bought a 1 TB HDD today. That seems like the future.

Caseman · 08-21-2008, 09:43 PM

Just wanna say I'm still pissed off about the 2006 fix job. I'm gonna run 2 miles and bath in hot oil. G'dday.

Flacolaco · 08-21-2008, 11:07 PM

We call them land sea lions.

I tame them.

Evilmav2 · 08-21-2008, 11:46 PM

The letter 'E' is derived from an ancient pictogram depicting either a praying or an enraged man holding both of his arms and fists above his head...

Rarrggghhh!

chumdawg · 08-21-2008, 11:52 PM

Population, when unchecked, increases in a geometrical ratio. Subsistence increases only in an arithmetic ratio.

alby · 08-21-2008, 11:53 PM

expecting rep from a post and not getting it is a bummer.