ha. ha. this guy's hilarious!
His explanation of how he beat MJ, and outscored Payton are great.
"Sometimes it's nice to stay in because when I go out people are always like, Junior, sign this, and Junior, you are my favorite player will you be my boyfriend, and Junior, stop fouling people so much, although to be honest it's mostly Coach B. who says that last thing." (3-27-03)
"Seriously, though, I won't say I'm on my way to becoming one of the game's all-time greats just yet, mainly because I'm not that good at scoring, rebounding, passing, dribbling, free-throw shooting, blocking, stealing, or not fouling peple." (2-27-03)
"On a more serios note, why is it that when someone has a triple double but also has 10 turnovers it's called a "dubious quadruple double"? Or for that matter, if someone has a double double and gets 10 turnovers it's called a "dubious triple double"? Or, to be frank, if someone gets a single double and 10 turnovers it's called a "dubious double" or a "Junior Special"?" (3-18-03)
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