Football Time is HERE!!!! Let's have some fun with it.....

[Drbio]

Now that football time is upon us, it's time to take a break from all the gay marraige threads, the lack of action during the off season threads, etc. Let's take a look at some of the area football teams......feel free to add your own to the list.



What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
..........Drool.

How do you get an A&M cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

What do you get when you put 32 TCU cheerleaders in one
room? ..........A full set of teeth.

How many SMU students does it take to change a flat tire?
.......Two. One to hold the martinis and the other to call daddy.

How do you get a SMU graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.

Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(Can't say I am not fair)
Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What are the longest three years of a Oklahoma football player's life?
..........His freshman year.

How many Texas freshman football players does it take to change a light bulb?
..........None.....That's a sophomore course.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.