Dirk's Jersey Retirement Ceremony

[Melonhead]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE4wGdxEirw


How did everyone feel about it?

Surprised they brought out 2011 team, but just to sit the whole time.

Kidd's joke about 10 day contract was funny.

I liked that guys just spoke about Dirk as a person, it could never be stressed enough what a great human Dirk is.

That statue needs a hell of a lot of work. The 3 basketballs connected were an odd choice.

[DannyFortsonBakedPotato]

Lol, the 3 basketballs were getting roasted on RealGM. Statue would be perfect with just one ball. We understand what he's doing. We don't need the weird anal beads to explain it's a jump shot.

[BPo001]

I thought it was great and well done. I liked that they had the 2011 guys show up since Covid killed their 10 year reunion. I didn’t care for the “extra balls” on the statue. It looks weird to me, but I’m sure Dirk signed off on the design.

[SMC0007]

Originally Posted by DannyFortsonBakedPotato

Lol, the 3 basketballs were getting roasted on RealGM. Statue would be perfect with just one ball. We understand what he's doing. We don't need the weird anal beads to explain it's a jump shot.

Bro, it shows his perfect trajectory. I wouldn't have known what it was without the extra set of balls.

[Kidd Karma]

Great night, I liked that it was not before the game....things tend to get rushed to get the game going, but here, it was enjoyable. Fun to see the 2011 team back.

[saclare]

Originally Posted by DannyFortsonBakedPotato

Lol, the 3 basketballs were getting roasted on RealGM. Statue would be perfect with just one ball. We understand what he's doing. We don't need the weird anal beads to explain it's a jump shot.

Big time anal beads vibes

[mac222b]

That mini statue was terrible. Even if only a “rough draft”. It looked like an undergrad art student’s final sculpting project. With anal beads. Cuban actually signed off on that thing?

[mac222b]

It was a very nice ceremony. It was nice that it wasn’t rushed as someone said above.

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Watched it on Youtube. Really cool. Still pales in comparison to what they did for his last game, but I doubt many jersey retirements get a full orchestra.

[Zeus]

The mini statue was so "Spinal Tap" vibes for all you guys out there old enough to know what I am talking about

[BPo001]

Originally Posted by DevinHarriswillstart

Watched it on Youtube. Really cool. Still pales in comparison to what they did for his last game, but I doubt many jersey retirements get a full orchestra.

41 member orchestra*

[EricaLubarsky]

Cuban petty as ever

Did not invite either Nelson

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/ma...nt-invite-him/

[Murphy3]

The event would have been better without Cuban. But it was great to see Dirk again. The statue is awful.

[BPo001]

Originally Posted by Murphy3

The event would have been better without Cuban. But it was great to see Dirk again. The statue is awful.

Like how can they fuck up that statue? All you needed was Dirk doing the one legged fade? We got that, but it has anal beads coming off his hand. We don’t need the theoretical flight of the ball. And what’s up with his hair?