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Remember that time Doc took his light saber and struck down Ben Kenobi when Luke was rushing back to the Millennium Falcon? and that other time when he told Luke he was his father?! Man- that was funny!
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I loved that one time when he told Mr. Bond that all he wanted was for him to die...that was classic doc.
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remember when he kept wrestling with agent "number two" in the men's room stall? what did he keep asking him? man, it cracked me up! oh yeah, it was "who do you work for number two??!!" good ol' doc.
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Remember the time when Doc was trying to help some kid who was scared cause he could see dead people? but it turns out that DOC WAS DEAD ALL ALONG!!!!
yeah, that was kinda weird. that being said, i'll add my two cents. i like doc, he likes me. we've never gotten into it over anything, even though we don't agree on a lot of stuff (maybe it's cause i avoid the political forum...). i do think doc knows that he goes overboard about 75% of the time, and that he has about 300 dead horses on his property that he keeps beating EVERY SINGLE DAY. but i like him. it's what he does. me, i'm known for posting downright hilarious yet poignant posts once every 3-4 days.
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Remember that time Doc saved a beached whale by peeing on it until help arrived?
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hey you remember that one time where doc killed Matt Damon at the end of the movie...yeah...hes like that was good times.
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or the time that mr.bio kept beating up george mcfly and then landed in a pile of manure?
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Didn't the manure fall on doc, rather than him actually landing in the pile?
just trying to make sure i remember my doc experiences correctly. 
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does anyone else remember that time doc split with jennifer aniston and hooked up with angelina jolie?
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Remember the time Dr. Bio claimed he fathered Anna Nicole's baby.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Dr. Bio showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter; she's a beautiful girl.
Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Bio! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Bio and me! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
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Dr. Bio hates Mexicans. And he's half Mexican... And he hates irony.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA....IT, he took you up there too? i thought i was his secret cowboy
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Remember that one day that Doc prevented the assasination of the president, disarmed a nuclear missile, infiltrated a terrorist cell, faked his own death, got kidnapped by some Japanese guys, fought a heroine addiction, stopped the distribution of a deadly virus, and negotiated a potentially volatile hostage situation?
Doc did all that in one day, and not once did he have to go to the bathroom. He's that good. Seriously, there is no question that the forum, and specifically game night, misses his unbridled enthusiasm.
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Well, there is a question by some... Of course, not me. But by some...
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Remember the Titans? I dont.
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I remember the time Dr. Bio kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
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Remember the time Doc was caught in the adult movie theatre making out with Paul Reubens and Marv Albert? Sure enough, they had Doc dressed like a woman.
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Remember the time Doc was pissed because he had lost some money on a Baylor basketball game so he ordered the shooting of one of the players that was responsible?
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Did you guys know that the character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Doc, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men...
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Remember when Doc "had a dream"?
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this thread is evidence that the Mavs not only have the best locker room in the NBA but the best message board as well! thanks for the laughs guys and keep 'em coming!
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Remember that time that Doc wanted pancakes and the skillet was so big they had to hire lumberjacks with butter strapped to their feet to skate around on it to grease it?
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Rem u' da pa doc fed a 'gata' ta' de' odefoks atta' da' dome?
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Remember when Doc streaked naked across the court at an NBA Finals game in an effort to appease the refs? Needless to say, it didn't work.
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DrBio had many great quotes for the ages. For example, "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Actually, was it DrBio that said this or was it Benjamin Franklin? I always get those two mixed up..... Which one discovered electricity? It is so easy to get them confused.
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Remember when Doc hit that overtime forcing "and 1" dunk in game 7 of the western conference semis?
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Ok, you're going overboard there...
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Hey guys--
Did you know that it was Doc who told Reagan to utter the famous phrase, "Mr. Gorbechav--tear down that wall." The original speech had the following: "I like this wall. Can we borrow it so we can put it up between the Texas/Mexico border..." Doc had lunch with Ronnie before the speech--when Reagan came to that line, Doc winced. He told Reagan--"Sorry Ron--I have a better line. Besides, only a real dumbass would want to put a wall between countries anymore..." Last edited by Big Shot Rob; 02-10-2007 at 03:39 PM. |
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The Mavs are doomed! I am so gloomy today.. I fell off my bicycle seat last week and crushed my left nutt. I decided to have it removed but I don't have enough money.
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