08-11-2005, 01:53 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"I'm the polka king of the mid-West"...John Candy I miss you.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-11-2005, 01:53 PM
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The Preacha
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"I'm the polka king of the mid-West"...John Candy I miss you.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-11-2005, 04:47 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
My three favorite lines from P, T, & A are:
"Here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener."
"Those aren't pillows!"
"How would he know where we're going?"
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08-11-2005, 04:47 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
My three favorite lines from P, T, & A are:
"Here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener."
"Those aren't pillows!"
"How would he know where we're going?"
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08-11-2005, 04:50 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Informal poll:
P,T, & A - Most underrated movie of all time?
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08-11-2005, 04:50 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Informal poll:
P,T, & A - Most underrated movie of all time?
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08-11-2005, 05:34 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
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Originally posted by: ocelot_ark
P,T, & A - Most underrated movie of all time?
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Pretty dang close. Everytime I watch that I have to see the scene where he returns to the rental car agency over and over again.
Hillarious stuff.
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08-11-2005, 05:34 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
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Originally posted by: ocelot_ark
P,T, & A - Most underrated movie of all time?
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Pretty dang close. Everytime I watch that I have to see the scene where he returns to the rental car agency over and over again.
Hillarious stuff.
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08-11-2005, 05:47 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there... F*CK YOU TOO!
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08-11-2005, 05:47 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there... F*CK YOU TOO!
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08-12-2005, 01:06 AM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"
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08-12-2005, 01:06 AM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"
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08-12-2005, 09:21 AM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
Here's one for all of ya'll. it's probably funnier in the moment, but I always crack up laughing when i think of "June Cleaver" (Jive Lady) from leave it to beaver delivering her lines. i'm doubting some of the young guns here will know what movie this is....
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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08-12-2005, 09:21 AM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
Here's one for all of ya'll. it's probably funnier in the moment, but I always crack up laughing when i think of "June Cleaver" (Jive Lady) from leave it to beaver delivering her lines. i'm doubting some of the young guns here will know what movie this is....
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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08-12-2005, 02:40 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Did you know the jive-talk was all improv?
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08-12-2005, 03:07 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
no i didn't know that.....it's so smooth....even june cleaver's portion
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08-13-2005, 12:09 AM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Then, on another part of the movie:
Scarface (quitting his job): F*ck you, f*ck YOU, f*ck you, you're cool, and f*ck you, I'm out!
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08-14-2005, 12:29 AM
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The Preacha
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"You're mom goes to college!"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-14-2005, 12:58 AM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Gus McCrae: It's not dying I'm talking about, it's living.
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08-14-2005, 09:08 AM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
From "Stripes"
Lighten up Francis.....
sooooo many more from that movie.
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08-14-2005, 09:28 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
You can take this...or send it right back. I want to be on you.....NO wait, wait....I want to be on you!
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08-15-2005, 10:16 AM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"I saw her first" - Rushmore
"Come get a taste!" Anchorman
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-17-2005, 10:51 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
"We have such sights to show you..."
Pinhead's classic line from <u>Hellraiser</u>
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08-18-2005, 09:17 AM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
More Airplane...
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
"Can't you take a guess?...
-Well, not for another 2 hours...
You can't take a guess for another 2 hours??"
"Are you nervous?... First time?....
-No, I've been nervous lots of times"
"I think you're the greatest but my dad thinks you don't work hard enough on defense..."
"Roger, roger. Over, Oveur. What's our vector, Victor?"
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08-18-2005, 10:11 AM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Gentlemen you can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
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08-18-2005, 12:05 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
“My whole life is have to"
“Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it.”
"It's unsettling isn't it? When you realize there are only so many things you can teach a child and, finally, they are what they are."
“Mr. Bell, a word of warning, as the great wit Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated, youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.”
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08-18-2005, 01:16 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Hey Billy, do you have any pictures of your mom naked?
No.
Want to buy some?
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08-18-2005, 06:13 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
Quote:
Originally posted by: sike
"Ray...when someone asks if you are a god.......you say "YES!"
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AWESOME!!!
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08-18-2005, 06:19 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
"Shaah, and monkeys might fly outa my butt!"
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There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost, that his ship has sailed and that only a fool would continue. The truth is, I've always been a fool. ~Big Fish
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08-21-2005, 07:45 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"directa your feetsa to daddy green's pizza"
"Who's the master? Shonuff!"
Nobody remembers the 'classic', The Last Dragon. No recollection of Bruce Leeroy folks! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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08-21-2005, 07:48 PM
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RE:Favorite movie lines
More <u>Hellraiser</u>:
What are you?!
Explorers in the nether regions of experience. Demon to some and angel to others...
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08-21-2005, 08:51 PM
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Do you understand the Concept of the tooth fairy?"
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06-05-2007, 10:46 AM
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Its still greatness.....the whole thing
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
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06-05-2007, 11:20 AM
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"I'm a Mushroom Cloud laying motherf$&#*, motherf$&#*!"
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06-05-2007, 11:30 AM
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"I did have a test today. That wasn't bulls&*t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there.
Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
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06-05-2007, 11:36 AM
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096639/quotes
Gus McCrae: It's not dying I'm talking about, it's living.
and
Woodrow Call: [Call thinks Gus has died] Augustus.
Gus McCrae: [opens his eyes] By God, Woodrow; it's been one hell of a party.
[dies]
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06-05-2007, 12:34 PM
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ENGLISH, MOTHE$#@$! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
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Mr Wallace doesn't like to be $#%$ed by anyone... except Mrs Wallace.
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06-05-2007, 12:48 PM
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hmmmm......The Outlaw Josey Wales is loaded with memorable lines....just off the top of my head.
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" - Fletcher to Senator when he surrenders;
"Whupped 'em again, Josey." -- Kid after out-foxing some Redlegs;
"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender." -- Chief;
"if one of you has to, take that old woman over there, she can't fetch more than a mule." -- Commanchero advising his boys to rape the old woman and not the pretty girl;
"I don't believe no five pistoleros could kill Josey Wales." -- Fletcher upon hearing that Wales had been killed in Mexico;
"when things go bad and you think you're not gonna make it, you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. Because if you loose your head and you give in then you ain't gonna live and you ain't gonna win. That's just the way it is." -- Josey's pep talk to the outmanned group of old indians and pilgrims.
"dying ain't much of a livin', boy." -- Wales trying to talk a bounty hunter out of fighting him.
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06-05-2007, 12:49 PM
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....and then there's patton:
"I don't buy the same piece of real estate twice." -- Patton's philosophy on retreating.
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06-05-2007, 01:34 PM
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"Who are you?"
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy"
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