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Old 01-03-2007, 07:37 PM   #801
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That's sort of the point of my shwing shwong.
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what? as long as he knows that your "thing" is my property.
So you and flaco are exclusive "partners" now?

D-M.com has brought two people together.

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Old 01-04-2007, 02:37 PM   #805
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your post says "no, no", but your un-buckling belt and un-zipping pants, they say "oui, oui"
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I keep pictures of Boris Diaw and Tony Parker by my bed, and every night I whack off to them, dreaming about having an amazing threesome with them.
Now I remember the dream I lost.... why thank you Flacolaco. And to think I stopped looking at this thread. Now I can continue on my sexually charges dreamscapades that always end with me holding Diaw's pee-pee and Parker's heart.
You, my friend, have mental issues you need to deal with.
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I can't find my penis.
Either you cut it off, have serious amnesia, or are dangerously overweight. Needless to say, you are in a sad situation.
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Don't you remember? You cut it off yesterday and handed it to me for safe keeping. You must have serious amnesia. You asked me to hide it in the folds of my dangerously overweight body. Needless to say it's going to take awhile for you to find it. If you need it now you are in a sad situation.
Dude.... just stop eating. It's for your own health.
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To celebrate the return of the leather ball, I watched last nights game in my assless leather chaps.
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:19 PM   #813
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yuck, I don't like ladies
well some of do not share your opinion.
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I see your english is improving
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I see your english is improving since the days I purchased you from a Russian mail order bride catalog.
I thought sike was a dude...??
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I thought sike was a 4' 3" Japanese geisha girl...??
I bet that pic he sent to you was a fake
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I let Cuban come in my back door

What you do on your own time is your own business. No need to share that here.
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You and Richard Gere should come over and share your hamster repository notes. I've been having issues with internal bleeding.
Dang homes.... I'm by no means into that but don't you cut the toenails of the little buggers?
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Dang homes....will you pinch my nipples and call me sally?
I believe its said "Holmes", sally.
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Hey holmes....I heart Smush Parker
why dont you go live in L.A with the other fruits and nuts then?
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No, I don't know what you mean, and please don't explain.
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My balls are as slippery as a football being handled by Tony Romo.
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wow.... i like them extra slippery.... come on over!
why do you like them slippery?
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nashty, I think he's talking to you
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nashty, I love you.
I'm pretty sure it would be more personal if you'd just call him up and not proclaim that on a message board. I guess it's still sweet... but really. Doesn't he deserve better?
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Over/Under - Nowitzki's penis length in inches + assists = 9
Over/Under - # Times Terry's steals my heart = 5
Over/Under - Dampier's rebounds + Sexy gazes into the camera = 9
Over/Under - Mavs gang banging me afterwards = 3

HoH - # Times sike has to put it back in = 5

"Man I feel like a woman"
We all enjoy the O/U game....but this is ridiculous sir!
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oh btw....

Over
Over
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Over
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Just checking in on this thread. Gotta do it every once in a while. And the verdict is...

Yep, still gay.
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I love butt sex.
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Over/Under - Nowitzki's penis length in inches + assists = 9 Under - 8.75
Over/Under - # Times Terry's steals my heart = 5 Under - 3
Over/Under - Dampier's rebounds + Sexy gazes into the camera = 9 Over - 27
Over/Under - Mavs gang banging me afterwards = 3 Under - 0

HoH - # Times sike has to put it back in = 5 Under - 0
Given Under, Under, Over, Under, Under:

-1 - Flacolaco

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that must've been awkward. ruler or measuring tape?
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that must've been awkward trying to measure him while he was dishing out assists. when i measured him i tried to use a ruler but he started getting mad when i pulled his shorts down and stuck the ruler next to him.... i didn't get the measurement so i had to go to plan B, which was to wait until he was asleep and sneak in and get the measurement with a measuring tape. I have to admit I copped a little feel.
Ummmm..... I didn't measure him. I got those measurements from you...
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:50 AM   #834
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Ummmm..... I didn't measure him. I got those measurements from you...I snuck into your house while you were sleeping
I'm calling the cops
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I'm calling my stripper friend right now. He comes over with two of his stripper buddies and they all act like cops. They tie me up, and beat me. I really, really enjoy it when they beat me. Did I mention that when they do that we are all naked?
No. No you didn't. And I wish you hadn't.
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No. No you didn't ever love me Mom. And I wish you hadn't given me that advice to make love to swinging monkeys.
why they gotta be swinging?
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I say you did!
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why they gotta be swinging? hold 'em still so I can get a good taste
not really sure what you were talking about there
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I'm eating my nose nuggets for breakfast!
And you think we are interested in hearing this.... because.... why? That's disgusting, use a napkin.
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I rubbed some "miracle cream" on my self to see if I could have super powers like Fry and Leela....then my wife told me it was just "miracle whip" and that I had mayo all over myself
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