12-08-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sure...for enough money I'd do anything....ANYTHING!
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prove it, heres a quarter...do something
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-08-2006, 03:32 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by sike
heres a quarter...how long will that "get" me?
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I don't know what you think is going on here...
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12-08-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
as long as it takes....
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takes for what? Wait!!! I don't want to know.
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12-08-2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
takes it where? Tell me! I want to know... I need to know. in all the glorious details. Or is that glory-hole details?
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I'm back, beeeeeeeyotches.
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12-09-2006, 11:25 PM
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dude.... no biggie. I know you have souls to worry about. O/U threads are trivial.
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12-13-2006, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
AI...doesn't that stand for "absolutely illiterate" ?
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Hey...im not the one who signed the "petition"
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12-13-2006, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Hey...I'm the one who ate Britney and K'fed's kiddos Placenta bag.
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oooooo... kay?
I never told you thanks for the Bender Claus image.
So Thanks.... now, stay away....
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12-13-2006, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I told my kids that Santa Claus is dead this year
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what a grinch
Last edited by Flacolaco; 12-13-2006 at 01:33 PM.
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12-13-2006, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
what a grinch...... I dress up as Santa Claus every year (sans underwear) and invite all the kiddies in my Moms neighborhood over for some Milk and "Cookies". If you spread that word around it might put a damper on my yearly gig.
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Yearly? In the same neighborhood? Not only are you a sicko, but the kids in your Moms neighborhood are not too bright.
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12-13-2006, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
It's fun to bite the kid's in my mom's neighborhood.
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How cruel.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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12-14-2006, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
How do you get your mouth around their butt cheeks?
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First off, I don't do that. Second off, why would you think you would need to get your entire mouth around the.... never mind.... it's just not worth the time spent finishing that question.
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12-14-2006, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I had my daughter sit outside Kobes hotel room with a pair of handcuffs and a bottle of Hennesy last night, hoping to score big on a law suit afterwards...but he wasn't in the mood.
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you're a bad person.
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12-18-2006, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I made a snowman. I named him u2. and then I loved him. very hard.
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where did you get snow?
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12-18-2006, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
where did you get snow? I am jonesing real hard for some snow.... even though it makes my nose bleed.
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Just say no.
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12-18-2006, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Just say no, to sikes sexual advancements. he's like a dog, you gotta kick him in the balls a few times to get him to stop humping your leg
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educational as always
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12-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
educational as always sike..... are you going to have another lesson next week on "giving yourself a BJ"? This weeks lesson was really fun.
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Wow.... you guys must be pretty limber.
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12-19-2006, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I work in the limber industry.
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I think you mean lumber...did you even go to school?
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12-23-2006, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Are we going trade for AI?
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watch some news sometime you moron
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12-23-2006, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I wish I could have AI, his tatooes make him look so sexy. I have a thang for gangsters.
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I've already had him, and now he has a thang for me
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What's a thang?
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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12-23-2006, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
What's a thang?? I'll tell you what it is!!! It's a like a lollipop that gives a little something back in return!
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gross
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12-23-2006, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
When I lick u2's lollipop enough, sometimes it gives me something back in return. Some people think it's gross, but I can't see why.
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I can see why...ugh...
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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12-23-2006, 01:58 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
I can see why the forum has been so quiet...sike is in Canada on vacation...I miss him...ugh...
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I feel the love...but don't worry, 13, I'll be back home soon!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-23-2006, 06:09 PM
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Good to see you back sike, hopefully your time in Canada changed your "ways." I know u2 and flaco will be disappointed, but don't listen to them.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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12-23-2006, 06:28 PM
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I didn't notice that he was gone...
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12-27-2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Murphy3
I'm a whore..
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why doesn't that surprise me.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-27-2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
for xmas I got a tub of Crisco and a stack of "Barely 18" magazines from 1976 from my parents
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gross
Last edited by Flacolaco; 12-27-2006 at 12:46 PM.
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12-27-2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
gross...that is way too old.
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creepy
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-27-2006, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I've still got a little of the crisco in my "special" hiding place if you want some?
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ill pass, thanks.
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12-27-2006, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
ill pass, thanks...let me know when it's in your butt
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what an odd request.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-27-2006, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
anything for you flacy-poo!
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wow....
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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12-29-2006, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
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this is highly inappropriate...can we get a mod to do something?
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12-29-2006, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
this is highly inappropriate...I wish I'd thought of it...
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but....you did.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-29-2006, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
When I see an image of the 'shocker' I get all tingly especially in my butteral region....and I bet you did not know that.
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You are right that I did not know that.... Is 'butteral' a word?
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12-30-2006, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You are right that I did not know that.... Is 'butteral' a word?
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it is if you use it enough...which I'm sure you use "IT" enough as it is....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-30-2006, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
on my birthday, my wife lets me make 'butteral' love to her
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TMI
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12-31-2006, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
TMI, but since you're sharing I will too. I like sharing, if you know what I mean Every day, my love pet, U2, lets me make 'butteral' love to him. Sometimes he purrs loudly and wakes up his sister who joins in the fun as well
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Waaaayy too much information.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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01-01-2007, 07:16 PM
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this thread has gotten out of hand...
"out of hand" is how flaco never likes to be....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-01-2007, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
flaco has gotten out of my hands...
I can't believe he left.... I could tell he was just about to finish....
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You, my friend, are a sick, sick, sick man. You obviously want people to know about your homosexually charged excursions.
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01-01-2007, 09:25 PM
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damn
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01-01-2007, 10:23 PM
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damn
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I imagine that this unusual thread is quite the shock to newbs.
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