11-25-2006, 11:48 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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was up at 2:53am "rubbing one out" to a Dirk photo
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11-25-2006, 11:43 PM
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Diamond Member
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Location: Tokyo, Japan
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Wants to "rub one out" on Quasimodo's hump.
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11-26-2006, 01:32 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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has been watching too many disney movies with the 5 year old boys in his neighborhood.....
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11-26-2006, 02:18 AM
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Diamond Member
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Has just confessed one of his 10 inner secret fantasies.
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11-27-2006, 09:41 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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has a fantasy including a goat, a midget, a snorkel, and 2 and a half bananas, only one of them peeled
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11-27-2006, 09:53 AM
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Diamond Member
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
Last edited by Evilmav2; 11-27-2006 at 10:03 AM.
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11-27-2006, 11:16 AM
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The Preacha
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is a clean man
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 12:15 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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doesn't like clean men, or any kind of men.
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11-27-2006, 12:48 PM
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The Preacha
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didn't pay for sex last night...and it wasn't gay sex.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2006, 12:51 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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does not accept Visa AND Mastercard as forms of payment for gay sex. which he doesn't have.
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11-27-2006, 01:01 PM
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The Preacha
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didn't offer U2 a traveler's check as payment for "a happy ending"....I'm not sure what a "happy ending" is...because I'm too pure and oh so sweetly clean...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-28-2006, 07:09 AM
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Diamond Member
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Has to be clean to protect his "Preacha" status.
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11-29-2006, 10:42 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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likes to clean "preacha's" in his purplish doobylon
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11-29-2006, 12:23 PM
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Diamond Member
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has a FUPA
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11-29-2006, 12:52 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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uses his moms FUPA as a pillow
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11-29-2006, 02:26 PM
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The Preacha
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is a nice and good human...and has NOT ever raped a hedgehog!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 02:56 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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does not have a hedgehog "petting" farm in his basement
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11-29-2006, 03:12 PM
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The Preacha
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but wait....I DO have a hedgehog farm in my basement...and why did you put the word petting in quotes?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 03:20 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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has lot's of room in his basement for hedgehogs because he doesn't have a lot of dead corpses down there
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11-29-2006, 03:26 PM
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The Preacha
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you are not mixing lies
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 04:29 PM
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Diamond Member
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Location: Arlington, VA
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i am fully erect
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11-29-2006, 05:34 PM
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Diamond Member
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needs a medically attached external pump to achieve said status
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11-29-2006, 05:46 PM
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The Preacha
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doesn't
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-29-2006, 11:10 PM
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Diamond Member
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doesnt want to
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11-30-2006, 12:28 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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poked Dirk in the eye last night while he was sleeping
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11-30-2006, 12:28 AM
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Diamond Member
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doesn't want to get a hold of what is attached to that pump.
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11-30-2006, 12:58 AM
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Diamond Member
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Thinks about nothing else but pumps.
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11-30-2006, 12:59 AM
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Diamond Member
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doesn't wear pumps while turning tricks.
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11-30-2006, 01:06 AM
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Diamond Member
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Is a trick
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11-30-2006, 09:14 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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keeps his pumps on while on his back with his feet in the air
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11-30-2006, 10:55 AM
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The Preacha
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^^ admires that
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2006, 12:01 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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did not used to wait for Santa Claus when he was dressed in his mothers lingerie and covered in glitter, only to be disappointed every year and end up getting romantic with the dog and the cookies and milk
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11-30-2006, 07:51 PM
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The Preacha
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tells the truth always
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2006, 09:55 PM
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Diamond Member
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forgot the point of this thread
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12-01-2006, 12:34 AM
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Diamond Member
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Loves the San Antonio Spurts
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12-01-2006, 12:43 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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is just straight up mean
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12-01-2006, 12:45 AM
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Diamond Member
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Is not a softie.
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12-01-2006, 01:38 AM
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Diamond Member
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doesn't like it soft.
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12-01-2006, 01:44 AM
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Diamond Member
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Doesn't like to ride it hard.
Last edited by mqywaaah; 12-01-2006 at 01:46 AM.
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12-01-2006, 09:16 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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doesn't have a "ride it hard" bumper sticker on the back of his car
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