Happy 128th Birthday to you!!! wow.

[Drbio]

SAN AGUSTIN, El Salvador (Reuters) - Friends and relatives of Cruz Hernandez's gathered on Wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world's oldest person.

Hernandez, who relatives say spends most of her time dozing and no longer speaks, was surrounded by some 200 people at her party, some bearing a cake and others dressed as Salvadoran mythological heroes.

According to national records, Hernandez was born on May 3, 1878, in one of the country's central provinces, where she gave birth to 13 children. She now has 60 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren and 25 great-great grandchildren.

National birth registry officials sent Hernandez's documents to the Guinness World Records organization last year but have yet to hear whether the case was accepted.

Guinness claims Ecuadorean Maria Esther de Capovilla is the world's oldest living woman at age 116.

According to the organization, the longest any woman has ever lived is 122 years. The oldest man was 120 when he died in 1986.

[ocelot_ark]

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...k/14493904.htm

Weird News: 104-year-old bride marries younger man (71 years younger)
The Associated Press

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said.

It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa’s first marriage and his wife’s 21st, according to The Star newspaper on Tuesday, citing a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

“I am not after her money, as she is poor,” Muhamad reportedly said. “Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long.”

Muhamad said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.

[EricaLubarsky]

I'd hit that

[DubOverdose]

Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky

I'd hit that

You're not the only one! I know you're a chick and all, but you gotta know men love women that don't say a word and don't spend any money.

[ocelot_ark]

Originally Posted by DubOverdose

You're not the only one! I know you're a chick and all, but you gotta know men love women that don't say a word and don't spend any money.

and no teeth.

[TripleDipping]

Woohoo?

[bernardos70]

This fella never heard of the "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" expression, has he?

[Nemesis]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

This fella never heard of the "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" expression, has he?

Yikes!!

[bernardos70]

Shoot, Ithought this was the story of that 30-something guy marrying that old lady.

[ocelot_ark]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

Shoot, Ithought this was the story of that 30-something guy marrying that old lady.

ummm..it is?

[bernardos70]

Oh, the 2nd story is. Oh Snap!