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Old 04-26-2007, 02:37 PM   #1
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Default Weird Al strikes again

I'm probably a dork for even posting this. :|

Al's version of one of my fav rap songs (Chamillionaire's song "Ridin'")... the lyrics made me think of myself - as well as some of my long lost friends here at dm.com.

http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=2&pmmsid=1719568

You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

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Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

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At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
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Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
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Old 04-26-2007, 02:42 PM   #2
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Not that I think any of you are nerds! Just cracked me up that having Hawking in your library or being a trivia demon is considered as "white and nerdy"
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Old 04-26-2007, 02:44 PM   #3
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The thing I find really entertaining about this, is that there is really a "rapper" named "Chamillionaire" ??

lol
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Old 04-26-2007, 02:47 PM   #4
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Oh, you don't listen to rap? It's not really as funny without knowing the real song.

Rap is my secret guilty pleasure. Shhh! Okay, only a secret at work and church.
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Old 04-26-2007, 02:56 PM   #5
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Oh, you don't listen to rap?
lol. I'm a guitar player. No rap for me, thanks. But I'd listen to Weird Al do it just for fun.

Fond memories of my childhood singing "Dare to be stupid" and "Yoda" with my Weird Al tapes. lol tapes, remember those?
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Old 04-26-2007, 03:43 PM   #6
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lol. I'm a guitar player. No rap for me, thanks.
Thats odd, I never realized that the two were mutually exclusive.

*edit for being too hasty to preview my post
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:25 PM   #8
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lol. I'm a guitar player. No rap for me, thanks.

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Thats odd, I never realized that the two were mutually exclusive.
Just a personal preference. No offense intended or anything.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:56 PM   #9
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chaffy, beat me to it.

that's the thing that I find really enertaining about this. I thought someone had bumped a year-old thread...
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Trapped in the Drive Thru is Weird Al's latest greatness-

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=2016607175
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Classic rock, especially the really good guitar stuff, is my other favorite kind of music... so I guess they aren't exclusive for some people. Guess I'm one step away from multiple personalities (?).

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chaffy, beat me to it.

that's the thing that I find really enertaining about this. I thought someone had bumped a year-old thread...
Oh, I'm so behind the times! How did that happen? :Q

:| I swear, I've never heard Weird Al on any of the Dallas stations!

You've never hesitated to make fun of me before, why stop now?!
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Old 04-27-2007, 10:15 AM   #12
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Weird Al is one of the rare artists whose talent is worthy of a thread 6 months after the fact. This thread is A-okay in my book.
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Trapped in the Drive Thru is Weird Al's latest greatness-

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=2016607175
Now that was a beating of mass proportions.
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So was the music video he was parodying.
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Thats odd, I never realized that the two were mutually exclusive.

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'Musician' and 'rap' are mutually exclusive.

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Now that was a beating of mass proportions.
Yeah.. but it's so funny if you've seen what he's doing a parody of.
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'Musician' and 'rap' are mutually exclusive.
I'm going to have to disagree with you there. I do a bit of rapping myself, and while I wouldn't call MYSELF a musician, there are many talented rappers out there who are also incredible musicians. Really though all I'm trying to do here is stick in a plug

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Wow this song has been out for a while and you guys are barely noticing. Ya'll are late! =P
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