11-13-2006, 11:35 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
u2 didn't tell you. He and I are trying to adopt.
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well first you need to get a civil union, sir!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 08:08 AM
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#482
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
What about OUR love child? are you abandoning her? I never thought you woul go K-Fed on me....
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Wow.... you two have children?
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 11-14-2006 at 08:08 AM.
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11-14-2006, 11:05 AM
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#483
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Wow.... you two have children?...can I eat one of them?
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alarming
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 11:50 AM
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#484
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
my thong is riding alarmingly high up my ass today
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im actually a little surprised this is the first time we've heard about this.....
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11-14-2006, 12:00 PM
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#485
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'll eat your thong.....
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what is the deal with people eating odd things?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 12:00 PM
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#486
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So you're not denying the thong at all?
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11-14-2006, 12:05 PM
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#487
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
So you're not denying the thong at all? cause I will seriously eat it!
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its not getting any better....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 12:17 PM
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#488
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want to eat the bulge in Steven Webbers pants
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Could you try to be a little less creepy?
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11-14-2006, 12:36 PM
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#489
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Could you try to be a little less creepy?
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I want Steven Webber feed me cheesecake? (how's that?)
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
Last edited by sike; 11-14-2006 at 12:36 PM.
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11-14-2006, 01:11 PM
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#490
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want Steven Webber to feed me his cheesecake flavored man-steak?
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Nope, still creepy...
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11-14-2006, 01:27 PM
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#491
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
funny you should mention that u2....I have "man-steak holster" tattooed just above my anus.
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you are on some kind of special roll with the the creepy today.
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11-14-2006, 01:39 PM
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#492
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
U2 and I lick each other's man sacks...I know its odd that we carry bags...but we just simply refuse to call them purses!...and as for why we lick them...its creepy...don't ask
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but now you've peaked my interest!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 01:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
i have a special type of roll I cover his cheesecake flavored goodness with when I'm "hungry" for it.
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This is getting out of hand.... you need to read the community standards.
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11-14-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
This is getting out of hand....I better rewrite the community standards.
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I don't think that is an ethical solution...plus you sound a bit power hungry
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 03:12 PM
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#495
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I move that I, sike, the #1 d-m.com poster, and the most beautiful gal around these parts, be made Supreme Mod over u2, and that he be stripped of his mod powers.
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more shameless self promotion from sike, whos gay antics are no way to set an example.
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11-14-2006, 03:16 PM
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#496
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
more shameless self promotion from sike, whos gay antics are the best way to set an example.
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well...I'm not sure they are "gay" per se.....but thanks for the support
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 03:19 PM
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#497
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
what kind of shaving cream do you guys use to shave your....um..."coin purse?"
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coin purse? I'm not sure what you mean....
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11-14-2006, 03:23 PM
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#498
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm not sure I have a coin purse? ...
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well...ok. Let me assure you.....you don't.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 03:24 PM
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#500
so....what about all the cussing on this forum, huh?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 03:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I bumped into u2 one time when he was bent over looking for something and I accidentally emptied my coin purse all over him...
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so like, pennies and nickles? right?
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11-14-2006, 03:29 PM
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#501
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
#500
so....what about all the cussing on this forum, huh?
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this is officially the best f#@$%^&g thread ever
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11-14-2006, 03:35 PM
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#502
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I am officially the best f#@$%^&g poster ever
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hold on there newbie....I can think of at least 29 better posters than you...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 03:38 PM
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#503
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
WHEN I get made a mod on these boards, I'm taking all of your rep away Flaco
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You assume a lot there
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11-14-2006, 03:42 PM
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#504
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You assume a lot there
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I'm just saying...you don't deserve it...and If U2 doesn't do it...someone needs to
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 04:00 PM
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#505
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
on a really hot day, I love to throw my "coin purse" over my shoulder and head down to the pool
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I dont know what to say anymore
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11-14-2006, 04:02 PM
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#506
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I dont know what to say anymore...except When I think about you I touch myself!
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Isn't that a song?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 05:13 PM
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#507
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Rape me, my friend!
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I most certainly will not.
isn't that a Nirvana song?
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11-14-2006, 05:29 PM
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#508
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Jesus doesn't want me...
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well, I think it's actually "Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam"...but both might be true...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-14-2006, 05:35 PM
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#509
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Sing to me sike-baby!!!
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You say.... you want.... Diamonds on a ring of Gold.....
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I thought you didn't like them?
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11-14-2006, 05:53 PM
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#510
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I thought you didn't like them?
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Well your diamond stud dingus-piercing kept on ripping my rectum, of course I said I didnt like diamonds then!
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thats the most disturbing use of the word dingus I've ever seen.
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11-14-2006, 06:55 PM
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#511
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
call me "dingus"
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ok, dingus...but I already call you when you're not around...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 10:04 AM
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#512
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I yank on my dingus when you're not around...
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and I am forever grateful that this is the case.
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11-15-2006, 10:34 AM
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#513
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
and I am forever regretful that this is the case.
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that what is the case?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
grab that dingus.
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oh my!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 11:15 AM
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#514
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Last night, u2 was messy, guys. Real messy. His attempts to hit "my rim" with his "shot" were about as accurate as a Ben Wallace free throw.
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maybe next time you should invite one of those kids they get to come out on the court with the towels, to clean up your "lane"
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11-15-2006, 11:55 AM
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#515
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you sir, are a filthy word whore!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 12:04 PM
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I don't see a single filthy word on that post, whore. I mean sir.
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11-15-2006, 12:13 PM
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#517
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you are covered in filth and you sit on a throne of lies!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 12:34 PM
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#518
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
You'll be covered in filth after you sit upon my thighs!
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weird.
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11-15-2006, 12:40 PM
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#519
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Its weird how attracted I am to sike.
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that IS weird....and all this time I thought you and U2 had a "thing"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 12:49 PM
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#520
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
that IS weird....and all this time I thought U2 had my "thing" but I just found it in my purse
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I'm not real sure which part of that sentence worries me more.
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