01-30-2009, 12:44 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
My doctor recently told me I should learn how to spell gonorrhea. 
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I wouldn't be smiling if I were you.
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01-30-2009, 01:53 AM
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#3042
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Diamond Member
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I HATE this thread's title: "cussing."
I mean, FFS, why can't you just say "cursing?" And it gets bumped up the ranks when I least expect it and I have to look at it on the main board. Probably just being grumpy, but I hate that word.
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01-30-2009, 10:11 AM
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#3043
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
I HATE that people think this thread's title "cussing" has anything to do with cursing.
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Me too - some people just don't understand what this thread is all about...
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01-30-2009, 10:15 AM
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#3044
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Golden Member
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Originally Posted by Underdog
Me too - some people just don't understand what my anus is all about...

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Uranus?
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01-30-2009, 12:29 PM
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#3045
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Did you know myanus is a planet?
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I think you flubbed the joke...
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01-30-2009, 02:55 PM
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#3046
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I think you fondled my rectum...
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Sorry, pal. That wasn't me.
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01-30-2009, 03:03 PM
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#3047
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Sorry, Nester. That was me that tried to make radio love to you this morning when you went nuts and tried to strangle me.
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No no... that was Gordo.... unless you are saying...... yeah right, like I'd believe that.
edit: so sorry
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01-30-2009, 03:06 PM
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#3048
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
edit: so sorry
REAL edit: not sorry! Nyah!
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Ouch...
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02-02-2009, 02:54 PM
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#3049
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Ouch... <some lube, please>
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enough already!
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02-04-2009, 03:50 PM
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#3050
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
more Silk already!
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sorry to break it to you...
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02-12-2009, 12:10 PM
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#3051
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
For Valentines Day, I'm getting my gal a "Pornographic Stimulus 'Package'"
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That's...nice?
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02-13-2009, 10:44 AM
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#3052
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
For Valentines Day, I'm getting my pal Flacolaco a "Pornographic Stimulus 'Package'"
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That's nice!
<we can "break it in" together on Saturday  >
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Monday is holiday! woot!
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02-13-2009, 10:54 AM
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#3053
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Monday is holiday! toot!
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Umm... I didn't know people passed gas when they were excited...
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02-13-2009, 11:04 AM
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#3054
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Umm... I didn't know people passed gas when they were excited...That would REALLY complicate my sex life.
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Which we don't need discussed here, thank you.
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02-13-2009, 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Umm Flac... that outfit you wore last weekend, and that thing you did with your thighs really got me excited...this revelation REALLY complicates my sex life....
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Last weekend doesn't need to be discussed here, thank you.
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for once I agree with the lad!
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03-06-2009, 02:02 PM
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#3056
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I JUST WON BRUTAL BIDDING WAR FOR A T.O. COWBOYS JERSEY!!
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Um...
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03-06-2009, 02:05 PM
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#3057
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Um... I got my panties in a wad.
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Oh noes.
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03-06-2009, 02:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
T.O. noes.
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Clever.
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03-06-2009, 04:47 PM
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#3059
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I taint clever cuz.
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No. You most certainly are not.
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03-07-2009, 11:03 AM
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Yes. You most certainly are hot. <3
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Take it easy there. I think this is the wrong thread for that.
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03-09-2009, 09:37 AM
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Take it easy there. You zipped my weewee last time...
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yes, some caution is called for.
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03-09-2009, 06:00 PM
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#3062
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Diamond Member
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Location: Deutschland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Me too - some people just don't understand what this thread is all about...

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You americans know words...
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03-10-2009, 01:55 PM
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#3063
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GermanDunk
Achtung, baby...
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Ominous!
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03-10-2009, 01:58 PM
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#3064
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I HAVE LUPUS!
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Sorry to hear that, pal.
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03-10-2009, 02:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like making jokes about Lupus!
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It's always nice to know I'll have company in Hell...
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03-10-2009, 03:38 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
It's always nice to know I'll have lupus in Hell...
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Just how do you know this?
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03-10-2009, 04:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Just how do you know that having sex with that 14-year-old Thai tranny will give you Lupus when you're in Hell?
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Just an assumption...
(and I thank your knowledge on the matter for reassuring me that I will certainly NOT be alone in Hell...)
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03-10-2009, 04:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Just sumptin I learnded... make the boy wear a glove and hope it's a biggun.
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I think you meant to type "something".
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03-11-2009, 10:53 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I think you meant to type "anal beads".
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Stop trying to be controversial and shocking.
Last edited by Flacolaco; 03-11-2009 at 10:54 AM.
Reason: Come on...I set this one up easy for you...
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03-11-2009, 11:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Stop trying to be conniving version of me and get out of those stockings.
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Are you talking about my socks?
Who says that anymore? stockings? are you for real?
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03-11-2009, 01:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Fish-net stockings? are you for real, cause this is a dream come true!
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I hereby formally withdraw my application to become a mod.
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03-11-2009, 01:11 PM
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#3072
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You guys haven't lived until you've done a line of coke off a dead hooker!
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Are you two having a competition to see who can be more outrageous?
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03-11-2009, 01:31 PM
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#3073
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Are you two trying to join the competition to see who can be more flame-tastic? Cause I've got a commanding lead!
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Yea, I think it's pretty much a one-horse race.
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03-11-2009, 01:49 PM
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#3074
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I have sex with horses.
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You're not even trying today.
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03-11-2009, 02:04 PM
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#3075
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You're not even trying to be gay.
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You sound disappointed.
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03-11-2009, 02:06 PM
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#3076
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You sound delicious.
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How can someone SOUND delicious?
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03-11-2009, 04:29 PM
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#3077
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Golden Member
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
How can someone SOUND delicious? I mean I get it when they TASTE delicious. Like that guy I met last night.
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Guy?? Last night?? Delicious??
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03-11-2009, 05:09 PM
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#3078
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
"Im a spread" my cheeks so you could...you know 
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That's poor grammar that doesn't make any sense, just like in your signature.
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03-12-2009, 02:44 PM
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#3079
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
It doesn't make any sense that pole vault guy is not as popular around these parts.
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Actually, it makes perfect sense. And other things are coming more into focus now as well.
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03-12-2009, 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Flaco, please get this done (click here). Ever since your "chopping" accident with your wife I find it hard to get pleased.
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I never heard about this accident....
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