08-21-2002, 10:30 AM
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Berlin Playboy Offers Jackpot to Final Bedmate
Wed Aug 21, 8:43 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - An aging Berlin playboy has come up with an unusual offer to lure women into his bed by promising the last woman he sleeps with an inheritance of about $244,000.
Rolf Eden, a 72-year-old west Berlin disco owner famous in the German capital for his countless number of sex partners, said he could imagine no better way to die than in the arms of an attractive young woman -- preferably under 30.
"I put it all in my last will and testament -- the last woman who sleeps with me gets all the money," Eden told Bild newspaper Wednesday.
"I want to pass away in the most beautiful moment of my life. First a lot of fun with a beautiful woman, then wild sex, a final orgasm -- and it will all end with a heart attack and then I'm gone."
Eden, who is selling his popular "Big Eden" nightclub later this year, said "applicants" shouldn't wait long because of his advanced age.
"It could end very soon," he said. "Maybe even tomorrow."
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08-21-2002, 11:05 AM
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wow, sounds like a dangerous game. I wonder if lawyers will be standing by watching, to make sure the heart attack is not unfairly induced.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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08-21-2002, 02:29 PM
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This is pure brilliance.
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08-21-2002, 04:03 PM
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Must a sex act be completed in order to recover? I can think of a number of legal quandries. But then, that is what I do.
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08-21-2002, 04:08 PM
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yeah, dooby,
if someone gropes him on the dance floor, can they file a claim?
you know, he may be looking for someone to sort all this out.
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08-21-2002, 04:37 PM
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It's not even that much money!
Crazy.
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08-21-2002, 05:02 PM
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i'm out... already 30... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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08-21-2002, 06:33 PM
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The over 30 ladies are stuck with the likes of us and our $8.99 will dedication. Still interested? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-21-2002, 06:41 PM
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Diamond Member
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Just a matter of time before a sexual discrimination suit is filed.
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