The official Jason Kidd changed my life thread - Page 2 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

LonghornDub · 02-24-2008, 03:31 PM

When Jason Kidd jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Kidd.

left texas · 02-24-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FINtastic

Adding Jason Kidd to the Mavs has improved my love life.

This post reminds me of my first post on this site. Only mine went into a little more detail.

http://www.dallas-mavs.com/vb/showthread.php?t=28978

chumdawg · 02-24-2008, 03:33 PM

I used to have high blood pressure, particularly during Mavs game. Thanks to Jason Kidd, I'm now healthy as a horse!

Male30Dan · 02-24-2008, 03:41 PM

I have nightmares of Chuck Norris kicking my ass.

Chuck Norris has nightmares of Jason Kidd kicking his ass.

Game over!

dirno2000 · 02-24-2008, 03:42 PM

Jason Kidd gave me a kidney...

ShaggyDirk · 02-24-2008, 04:02 PM

myaaaaahjafjdkfja@@@'s fixation on horse10004489587OU812 has changed my life.

Tokey41 · 02-24-2008, 04:28 PM

When Jason Kidd was born he immediately jumped out of the womb and had sex with the nurse, he was her first, she was his sixth.

chumdawg · 02-24-2008, 04:31 PM

On March 4th, I'm writing in my vote...for Jason Kidd.

left texas · 02-24-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chumdawg

On March 4th, I'm writing in my vote...for Jason Kidd.

Chum please explain the following, so I may do the same.

WRITE-IN VOTING

Ballot inserted with stub exposed inside the Ballot Card Envelope Write-in votes are only acceptable for those offices where:
There is a declared write-in candidate
No candidates have filed for the office
There are less than the number of candidates required to be selected
You may place your vote for a Write-in Candidate on the inside of the Official Ballot Card Envelope.

To vote for a person not on the ballot, write the Title of the Office and the Name of the Write-in Candidate on the lines provided and place an "X" in the box opposite.

Below is an example of the space provided for Write-in votes inside the Official Ballot Card Envelope.

__________________________________________
Title of Office
(Show Party if applicable ______________________ ) _____________________________________
Name of Write-in Candidate

Man we make everything difficult!!
If the chads are screwed up does the vote still count for Jason?

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chumdawg · 02-24-2008, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by left texas

Chum please explain the following, so I may do the same.

WRITE-IN VOTING

Ballot inserted with stub exposed inside the Ballot Card Envelope Write-in votes are only acceptable for those offices where:
There is a declared write-in candidate
No candidates have filed for the office
There are less than the number of candidates required to be selected
You may place your vote for a Write-in Candidate on the inside of the Official Ballot Card Envelope.

To vote for a person not on the ballot, write the Title of the Office and the Name of the Write-in Candidate on the lines provided and place an "X" in the box opposite.

Below is an example of the space provided for Write-in votes inside the Official Ballot Card Envelope.

__________________________________________
Title of Office
(Show Party if applicable ______________________ ) _____________________________________
Name of Write-in Candidate

Man we make everything difficult!!
If the chads are screwed up does the vote still count for Jason?

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I can't speak for their ridiculous rules. But when I write "JASON KIDD" with a big fat Magic Marker all over their ballot, they are going to get my drift.

left texas · 02-24-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chumdawg

I can't speak for their ridiculous rules. But when I write "JASON KIDD" with a big fat Magic Marker all over their ballot, they are going to get my drift.

After tonight everyone is going to want on of those big fat Magic Markers!! Go Kidd! Go Mavs!!

FINtastic · 02-25-2008, 12:00 AM

Jason Kidd is what Willis was talking about.

DirkFTW · 02-25-2008, 12:29 AM

I want a big fat magic marker.

LonghornDub · 02-25-2008, 12:36 AM

If you can see Jason Kidd, he can see you too. If you can't see Jason Kidd, you may be only seconds away from death.

chumdawg · 02-25-2008, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProdigyDub

If you can see Jason Kidd, he can see you too. If you can't see Jason Kidd, you may be only seconds away from death.

But maybe not. Because even when you can't see Jason Kidd, he can see you.

SkullLeader · 02-25-2008, 12:43 AM

I used to be asian, but after taking Jason Kidd, I'm German.

LonghornDub · 02-25-2008, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chumdawg

But maybe not. Because even when you can't see Jason Kidd, he can see you.

Exactly. Exactly.

LonghornDub · 02-25-2008, 12:46 AM

Jason Kidd found the Beef.

FINtastic · 02-25-2008, 12:49 AM

Today when I was at the dinner table and I could sense my brother wanting more Mashed Potatoes, I passed it to him just so I could be more like Jason Kidd.

chumdawg · 02-25-2008, 12:52 AM

Jason Kidd proved Fermat's last theorem. Before Andrew Wiles, and in his sleep.

dirno2000 · 02-25-2008, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirno2000

Jason Kidd gave me a kidney...

...in case anyone has concerns over how this may impact his performance in the final months of the season, know that it wasn't actually his kidney. I didn't ask him where or how he got it. When Jason Kidd gives you something you don't ask questions.

LonghornDub · 02-25-2008, 01:52 AM

Jason Kidd is Keyser Soze.

ty · 02-25-2008, 01:53 AM

Nobody outside of Dallas believes in Jason Kidd.

Folterkammer · 02-25-2008, 03:50 AM

Martin Luther King Jr. thought of a touch pass by Jason Kidd when he said "I have a dream"

Quetzalcoatl · 02-25-2008, 05:47 AM

Not muy life, but Jason Kidd changed my point of vue of those Dallas Mavericks and basketball in general. It's much more funny now!!!

Arne · 02-25-2008, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FINtastic

Today when I was at the dinner table and I could sense my brother wanting more Mashed Potatoes, I passed it to him just so I could be more like Jason Kidd.

Haha, that could've actually happened.

MavsX · 02-25-2008, 08:03 AM

When Jason Kidd has sex with a man, it's not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

robz · 02-25-2008, 01:48 PM

Jason Kidd got me laid.
Twice.

rabbitproof · 02-25-2008, 02:03 PM

Jason Kidd fixed ShaggyDirk.

mavsfan1000 · 02-25-2008, 02:10 PM

lol This thread is hilarious.

Underdog · 02-25-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbitproof

Jason Kidd fixed ShaggyDirk.

I hope he fixed Shaggy's cat too!

Dirkenstien · 02-25-2008, 02:19 PM

Jason Kidd pimped my auto...

left texas · 02-25-2008, 07:39 PM

To all posters: Jason Kidd is my best friend! He changed my life when he got me a date with all ten of these ladies!!!!

twistaeffect2004 · 02-25-2008, 08:04 PM

It's weird... before the Jason Kidd trade I really wanted a cheese sandwich. I check the fridge.. none. Disappointed? Extremely... I actually blamed Devean George for several days afterwards. Jason Kidd then gets traded.. and a friggin' cow magically appears in my back yard. On the utters it saids "Assist number one." -- JK

I named the cow "Kidd" and made my cheese sandwich. By then though.. I kind of wanted tuna. :-(

Big Shot Rob · 02-25-2008, 08:08 PM

Jason Kidd cured my spinal cord disease--I can almost walk normally now.

Mavfreak · 02-25-2008, 08:09 PM

Kidd did not change my life, but I think he'll bring some new life to the Mavs. He's a tough, smart player who can make things happen. Cuban made a good move with this trade. Don't count out the Mavericks quite yet. They are contenders. Bass shows some promise. He kinda reminds me of Jim Jackson. I think his defense and all around play will improve by watching, and learning from Mr. Kidd. Juwan was running last light and that's just what he needs. We want the team to peak at playoff time, not a month before like last year. Right now everything seems to be in order and on schedule for Dallas. Go Mavs !

LonghornDub · 02-25-2008, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mavfreak

Kidd did not change my life, but I think he'll bring some new life to the Mavs. He's a tough, smart player who can make things happen. Cuban made a good move with this trade. Don't count out the Mavericks quite yet. They are contenders. Bass shows some promise. He kinda reminds me of Jim Jackson. I think his defense and all around play will improve by watching, and learning from Mr. Kidd. Juwan was running last light and that's just what he needs. We want the team to peak at playoff time, not a month before like last year. Right now everything seems to be in order and on schedule for Dallas. Go Mavs !

...way to kill the vibe, dude.

DirkFTW · 02-25-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistaeffect2004

On the utters it saids "Assist number one." -- JK

An udderly incorrect spelling.

twistaeffect2004 · 02-25-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

An udderly incorrect spelling.

No.. the cow didn't have udders.. it had utters

J Kidd special.

Mavfreak · 02-25-2008, 08:29 PM

Sorry, I did not know it was about vibes. My bad. Since Kidd arrived, I grew 4 inches, my wife inherited a chain of liquor stores, and I discovered that I can move objects with my mind. Oh yeah, I can fly now.