Obama team probe of Obama team finds no Obama team impropriety!

[dude1394]

Whew...sure glad they checked that out.

Hilarious headline.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/wash...blagojevi.html

Obama team probe of Obama team finds no Obama team impropriety

The Barack Obama presidential transition office today finally released its own report on its own internal investigation of its own contacts with legally challenged Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. And you'll be comforted to know the Obama folks found no impropriety whatsoever by Obama folks.

So go back to wrapping holiday presents or pretending you're working at your dIllinois Democrats governor Rod Blagojevich, then-senator Barack Obama and still-mayor Richard M. Daley in happier pre-criminal complaint timesesk and checking out Obama's important abs. All is well with the coming World of Change.

Speaking of tidy packages, the five-page report was not released in the morning as things are when public attention is desired.

It was released at 4:30 Eastern time to provide minimal exam time before the network news. But that's probably a coincidence. (A complete text of the memo is available on the jump, along with a news video; just click the "Read more" line below.)

According to the report by Greg Craig, an incoming White House attorney, Obama personnel had numerous contacts with the governor's office but no one ever suspected that Blagojevich, who's been under federal investigation for three years now, was doing anything wrong.

[Mavdog]

Gov Blagojevech team also released a report that says that the Blagojevech team knew nothing of Gov. Blagojevech's attempts to auction off the soon to be vacant senate seat of Obama, a sweeping and in depth report that included over 15 minutes of one on one interviews with not only Gov. Blagojevech but also his chief of staff and the wife of Gov. Blagojevech.

When asked about the report, Mrs. Blagojevech stated "Now all those f*****g ass***es can just shut the f**k up, we didn't do a godd**n thing wrong. Those sh*ts in the press can just stick it up there as**s."

the governor declined to comment.

[DirkFTW]

^LOL! +imaginary rep