Rush Limbaugh, Flatulence in Broadcasting

[alexamenos]

Rush on the difference between "left" and "right" in the US....the difference being a matter of who is pointing guns at whom:

I'll tell you how we 're going to get our country back, and I'll tell you what we're going to do when we get our country back. I'll give you a little hint. We're going to treat them the same way they have been treating us for years. We are going to subject them to the same things they have subjected us to, and we are going to have a big and strong and powerful government to wield against them because they're in the process of building it. And we're going to win it back one day, and when we win this country back, and this government back, we are going to deploy government against them the way they have been deploying it against us, and let them find out what it's like....

...If they are going to bastardize the American system, if they are going to make this government large and powerful and intrusive, someday they're going to lose it. But they're going to lose it after having amassed all this power. We will control it, and we're going to turn it right back against them...

...We have learned from you leftists....

Damn straight Rush, you've learned alot from those leftists you hate so much, mostly you've learned to be one of them.

[Underdog]

Every time Rush opens his mouth, God creates another American-hating terrorist to punish us for not burning that guy at the stake...

(which, by my estimate, means that 90% of the world is planning our demise...)

[alexamenos]

Every time Rush opens his mouth, the computers and the robots inch close towards enslaving humanity and creating a world where we have to live in underground tunnells and eat canned meat and stuff.

[Underdog]

Every time Rush opens his mouth, I'd love to take a dump in it...

(which would be impossible because the shat flows the other direction from his facehole...)

[mcsluggo]

Every time Rush opens his mouth, a monkey somewhere masturbates with its own feces.

(hey, this is easy!)

[92bDad]

Y'all are nothin but a bunch of haters...

[u2sarajevo]

Every time Rush opens his mouth, he has an internal battle to not pop another pill.


Wait..... that wasn't funny.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by 92bDad

Y'all are nothin but a bunch of haters...

And you're an apologist - we all have our shortcomings...

(...and Rush probably has more shortcomings than both of us combined, so we should consider ourselves lucky!)

[alexamenos]

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