Stoopid Small Ball Trade

[LRB]

Dallas trades: C Shawn Bradley (3.3 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 0.1 apg in 11.2 minutes)
Dallas receives: PG Earl Boykins (12.9 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 3.7 apg in 25.1 minutes)
PG Jeff Trepagnier (12.9 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 3.7 apg in 25.1 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +9.6 ppg, -0.8 rpg, and +3.6 apg.

Denver trades: PG Earl Boykins (12.9 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 3.7 apg in 25.1 minutes)
PG Jeff Trepagnier (12.9 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 3.7 apg in 25.1 minutes)
Denver receives: C Shawn Bradley (3.3 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 0.1 apg in 15 games)
Change in team outlook: -9.6 ppg, +0.8 rpg, and -3.6 apg.


loses the completely worthless Shawn Bradely who can't shoot 3's worth a damn. Boy can we play small ball now. Just imagine a Nash, Delk, Best, Boykins, and Trepagnier lineup. What mismatches that would cause. Tremendous move. If we could just get Denver to agree.

Just think by playing Boykins at center, no team in this league would have a 5 who can guard him.

[MavsFanFinley]

I can see it now...Boykins taking it to Shaq.

[LRB]

Originally posted by: MavsFanFinley
I can see it now...Boykins taking it to Shaq.

No way that Shaq can guard Boykins. Shaq would have to retire in humiliation. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[LRB]

OK since Boykins is so dominant as a center, Denver might not want to give him up. In that case we need a backup plan. Enter Allan Houston the New Mavs center. This plan B has the benefit of getting rid of those players unable to guard a dominant player like Boykins and replacing them with ones that at least have a chance.

New York trades: SF Clarence Weatherspoon (3.2 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 0.9 apg in 14.5 minutes)
PG Howard Eisley (6.5 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 4.4 apg in 20.9 minutes)
PG Charlie Ward (9.3 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 5.6 apg in 27.0 minutes)
SF Shandon Anderson (7.7 ppg, 2.8 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.8 minutes)
SG Allan Houston (19.7 ppg, 2.2 rpg, 2.4 apg in 38.1 minutes)
New York receives: C Shawn Bradley (3.3 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 0.1 apg in 11.2 minutes)
PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
SF Antawn Jamison (13.7 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.3 apg in 28.4 minutes)
PF Antoine Walker (16.9 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 4.3 apg in 36.7 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +6.7 ppg, +12.5 rpg, and -6.6 apg.

Dallas trades: C Shawn Bradley (3.3 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 0.1 apg in 11.2 minutes)
PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
SF Antawn Jamison (13.7 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.3 apg in 28.4 minutes)
PF Antoine Walker (16.9 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 4.3 apg in 36.7 minutes)
Dallas receives: SF Clarence Weatherspoon (3.2 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 0.9 apg in 12 games)
PG Howard Eisley (6.5 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 4.4 apg in 18 games)
PG Charlie Ward (9.3 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 5.6 apg in 18 games)
SF Shandon Anderson (7.7 ppg, 2.8 rpg, 1.1 apg in 18 games)
SG Allan Houston (19.7 ppg, 2.2 rpg, 2.4 apg in 16 games)
Change in team outlook: -6.7 ppg, -12.5 rpg, and +6.6 apg.

[u2sarajevo]

I think someone is trying to top the Turkey.....



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[LRB]

Originally posted by: u2sarajevo
I think someone is trying to top the Turkey.....

And this one just might do it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Dallas trades: PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
Dallas receives: PG Eric Snow (10.1 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 6.8 apg in 35.6 minutes)
PF Marc Jackson (10.2 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.4 minutes)
SG Greg Buckner (1.0 ppg, 0.5 rpg, 1.0 apg in 9.0 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +2.1 ppg, +3.0 rpg, and +6.7 apg.

Philadelphia trades: PG Eric Snow (10.1 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 6.8 apg in 35.6 minutes)
PF Marc Jackson (10.2 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.4 minutes)
SG Greg Buckner (1.0 ppg, 0.5 rpg, 1.0 apg in 9.0 minutes)
Philadelphia receives: PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 15 games)
Change in team outlook: -2.1 ppg, -3.0 rpg, and -6.7 apg.

[SeriousSummer]

I was with that last one, but Jackson just broke a finger.

Can't trade for damaged goods.

[sike]

LRB, I am very disappointed.....not one of these trades brings Mugsy out of retirement......or Spudd.....Man what are you THINKING???...IF WE'RE GOING TO GO HARDCORE AND NOT COME OUT WITH AT LEAST THAT SHORT ASIAN DUDE FROM OCEANS 11, THEN I WANT NONE OF IT!




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[kingrex]

This is a great parody thread!

[bogey]

Originally posted by: sike
LRB, I am very disappointed.....not one of these trades brings Mugsy out of retirement......or Spudd.....Man what are you THINKING???...IF WE'RE GOING TO GO HARDCORE AND NOT COME OUT WITH AT LEAST THAT SHORT ASIAN DUDE FROM OCEANS 11, THEN I WANT NONE OF IT!




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They are on the coaching staff. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[FreshJive]

Originally posted by: LRB

And this one just might do it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Dallas trades: PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
Dallas receives: PG Eric Snow (10.1 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 6.8 apg in 35.6 minutes)
PF Marc Jackson (10.2 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.4 minutes)
SG Greg Buckner (1.0 ppg, 0.5 rpg, 1.0 apg in 9.0 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +2.1 ppg, +3.0 rpg, and +6.7 apg.

Philadelphia trades: PG Eric Snow (10.1 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 6.8 apg in 35.6 minutes)
PF Marc Jackson (10.2 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 30.4 minutes)
SG Greg Buckner (1.0 ppg, 0.5 rpg, 1.0 apg in 9.0 minutes)
Philadelphia receives: PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 15 games)
Change in team outlook: -2.1 ppg, -3.0 rpg, and -6.7 apg.

Make this one a three way deal by sending Snow, Najera, and TAW to Golden State, and we can get Nick back! Marc Jackson will will make up for Dirk's rebounds, and Buckner can play defense better than that Irk Norwitsky can anyway. Plus we won't miss Irk's scoring when we have Nick who everyone knows is the NBA's best playoff performer of all time.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]