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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
RIP Leslie Nielson.
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11-29-2010, 09:32 AM
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"I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader! ... I mean at the time I was dating a lot."
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11-29-2010, 10:04 AM
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UL pointed out my favorite.
What a genuinely funny man.
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11-29-2010, 10:54 AM
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"I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."
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11-29-2010, 11:19 AM
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The extended pee scene and the National Anthem/Umpiring job are two of the funniest slapstick comedy scenes in the history of ever.
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11-29-2010, 11:50 AM
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I love in Naked Gun when he and Priscilla Presley come out of Platoon laughing their asses off.
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11-29-2010, 12:26 PM
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Yea the Naked Gun movies were classic....in addition to Airplane
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11-29-2010, 12:57 PM
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11-29-2010, 02:49 PM
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I mean the new guys are good. Carrell and Ferrell make me spit out my food laughing at times, but Nielsen could deliver a line so perfectly that it just flat out doesnt age. Last edited by EricaLubarsky; 11-29-2010 at 02:50 PM. |
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11-29-2010, 03:37 PM
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R.I.P. you hilarious bastard.
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11-29-2010, 06:17 PM
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I´m very sad. Police squad was one of the funniest series i ever saw. I want to point out, that nearly every big german newspaper, such as the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, "Welt", Southern Germany News ( SZ ) and many more, & in addition the New Zurich Zeitung (NZZ) did recognize Leslie Nielsen today, which is really really rare for papers of this caliber, that mostly don´t deal with the mainstream media.
The first time in this year, i´m really astonished, but Leslie deserves it.
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11-29-2010, 07:31 PM
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Very sad news. Nielsen was a legend and absolutely priceless in the Naked Gun movies. I've probably never laughed harder while watching a movie. Just brilliant. Shirley, you will be missed!
Some more quotes from Naked Gun and Airplane: Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat. Frank: Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. Frank: Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants? Frank: Nothing to see here. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Last edited by dalger; 11-29-2010 at 07:33 PM. |
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