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Old 10-08-2002, 08:58 AM   #1
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'PUPPETEERS' TOLD TO ZIP IT

THE penis puppeteers will keep it in their pants when they appear tomorrow night on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," a spokeswoman said yesterday.

NBC is barring the pair from performing a portion of their self-styled stage show, &quot;Puppetry of the Penis,&quot; in which they take to the stage wearing only capes and then - facing the audience - <u>stretch, bend, twist, fold and tie their penises until they resemble real-life objects (or so they insist).</u>

The booking of the penis-performing pair <u>from Australia</u>- David Friend and Simon Morley - reportedly raised eyebrows among nervous NBC brass, who have directed &quot;Tonight Show&quot; producers to be extra careful to avoid revealing mishaps.

In fact, some execs reportedly wanted the two performance &quot;artists&quot; to be cancelled altogether, but instead, they will appear fully clothed to be interviewed by Leno.

NBC no doubt would like to prevent a repeat of an incident that occurred last Friday on a local morning show in San Francisco, where a full-frontal nude shot of at least one of the performers was inadvertently broadcast on KRON-TV, according to an account in yesterday's San Francisco Chronicle.

&quot;Puppetry of the Penis&quot; - subtitled &quot;The Ancient Art of Genital Origami&quot; - has been performed in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco and in cities throughout the United Kingdom and Australia.
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Old 10-08-2002, 09:23 AM   #2
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Wow. This must be a tough act to swallow for the NBC execs.
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Old 10-08-2002, 10:04 AM   #3
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man, i've heard about those guys... apparently, they are INCREDIBLY popular, and their shows are always sold out.
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Old 10-08-2002, 01:55 PM   #4
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I saw these cats a few weeks ago on the directtv's playboy channel. One word....... GROSS! Apparently, one of the guys mom is a regular at their shows.

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I saw them on HBO's Real Sex once. I have one word....OUCH!
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Old 10-08-2002, 05:11 PM   #6
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Pure genius. These guys are absolutely crazy. The wrist watch is one of the favourites.
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There are things that one would have been better off not having pondered....


but I suspect that the &quot;Are You Going to Hell?&quot; diagnosticians would add a few questions if they saw these guys' act.
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Old 10-08-2002, 06:27 PM   #8
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I watched the doco on them..
i thought it got old very quickly.
I didn't think it was as hilarious as it was made out to be.
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I laughed at first because of the novelty...but seriously...the rest of the time I was saying OUCH OUCH OUCH&gt;..and then it just got gross.
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why would any straight guy want to watch men wriggle their penis
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Old 10-08-2002, 06:57 PM   #11
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Haha, i just saw O'Reilly complaining about it on Fox, how funny.
He couldn't even say the word 'penis'.
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U ber- that has nothing to do with it at all. It was a short segment on the Real Sex show. Very disturbing.
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that's not really what i meant. I guess I should of said &quot;why would anyone period&quot;
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<< Haha, i just saw O'Reilly complaining about it on Fox, how funny.
He couldn't even say the word 'penis'. >>



O'Reilly would be somewhat cool...if he'd stop cutting off his guests every other sentence. I think a lot like him, but be a host, damnit!
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<< that's not really what i meant. I guess I should of said &quot;why would anyone period&quot; >>



Well..
the Loch Ness Monster one was actually kinda funny, as was the Eiffel Tower, though it made me wince.
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I couldn't move for five minutes after the Hamburger and the Eiffel Tower. Dear lord....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
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