What would you give for a Mavs championship? - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

LRB · 10-02-2003, 08:43 PM

What would you give to bring the NBA championship trophy home to Dallas next June? Money, body parts, 1st born child, your pet rat's ass?

Let the bidding begin. I'll start, the next poster will need to beat my bid. Then the next poster will need to beat that bid and so forth.

I'd give $100.

Murphy3 · 10-02-2003, 08:46 PM

I'd give your left arm

LRB · 10-02-2003, 08:48 PM

It's got to be yours to give. Plus I doubt my left arm would bring more than $100 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

aexchange · 10-02-2003, 08:53 PM

how about a donation to dallas-mavs.com if they win a championship LRB? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

MFFL · 10-02-2003, 09:07 PM

I'm not sure yet but I really want it to happen.

LRB · 10-02-2003, 09:11 PM

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how about a donation to dallas-mavs.com if they win a championship LRB? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Sure. Heck I'm even willing to pledge $10 per playoff win. So a championship would now be $160 if my math works correctly.

mavsfanforever · 10-02-2003, 09:16 PM

I would shave my head. Also will give $10 per playoff win.

veruca salt · 10-02-2003, 09:20 PM

i'd give murphs left arm

LRB · 10-02-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by: veruca salt
i'd give murphs left arm

His is probably worth less than mine, but I'm sure there's many who'd pay heavily for his @ss.

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Murphy3 · 10-02-2003, 09:22 PM

i've had several offers from women recently...but, my @ss isn't for sale

southern_sweets · 10-02-2003, 09:23 PM

I'd give my body to Eduardo Najera. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

dallas_esq · 10-02-2003, 09:51 PM

I think the question is asking "What would you give (that you would consider a sacrafice of some sort) for a Mavs championship?

EricaLubarsky · 10-02-2003, 10:05 PM

If I were a guy, "I would give my left nut" (inside joke)

I would give a massage to larry flint. I would give 50$ to D-M.com. I would eat raw oysters. I would give up eating meat (chicken and fish included). I would run 50 miles. I would walk barefoot across town..... *breath*

Fah Q · 10-02-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky
If I were a guy, "I would give my left nut" (inside joke)

Thats actually an inside joke my friends use as well, where did that come from? I can't remember

Just211 · 10-02-2003, 10:15 PM

i was gonna say left nut, too. must not be too much of inside joke [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

EricaLubarsky · 10-02-2003, 10:17 PM

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i was gonna say left nut, too. must not be too much of inside joke [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

well it's been around the block, I know. I just have a friend that still uses it. Tacky? yes. Still funny? no.

MavsFanatik33 · 10-02-2003, 10:18 PM

I'd shave my head. You might not think that's a big deal, but I've had an afro for more than 2 years now, so that means a lot.
I don't think I'd give a testicle, but I sure would love to see a title in Dallas.

Psychedelic Fuzz · 10-02-2003, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky

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i was gonna say left nut, too. must not be too much of inside joke [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

well it's been around the block, I know. I just have a friend that still uses it. Tacky? yes. Still funny? no.

well, you really only need one[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
I'd give an entire year's wages. that's about a hundred bucks so far.

Drbio · 10-02-2003, 10:38 PM

I will give Qtardfan's brain to the cause. Although incredibly small, it is not being used as it is now, so maybe it might be able to be sold as "new and unused"?

dallas_esq · 10-02-2003, 10:42 PM

I would give a woo woooooo!

XERXES · 10-02-2003, 11:11 PM

Why Must You Torture Me With These Questions???

I would force myself to accept an invitation to a sorority pajama party with bolo ties, zorro masks, epees, yada, yada...

And I would give Murph's left arm...

mary · 10-02-2003, 11:19 PM

1st born, left testicle, money - Don't have it to give.

Maybe I'd give my left ovary. Its got to be worth at least as much as a left nut.

LRB · 10-02-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by: mary
1st born, left testicle, money - Don't have it to give.

Maybe I'd give my left ovary. Its got to be worth at least as much as a left nut.

Actually I would think that a left ovary would be more of an "inside" joke than left nut.

Pun intended.
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Psychedelic Fuzz · 10-02-2003, 11:49 PM

so why is it always the left?

LRB · 10-02-2003, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by: Psychedelic Fuzz
so why is it always the left?

It wouldn't seem right to choose the other.

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u2sarajevo · 10-03-2003, 12:01 AM

It may not seem "right", but I'll be the first to offer...

I'll give my right nut.

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Murphy3 · 10-03-2003, 12:08 AM

Mary, i'm not sure if the ovary is as valuable as a nut....mostly because of asthetic reasons

Rhylan · 10-03-2003, 12:10 AM

You're all forgetting that this tactic didn't work in Utah a couple years back.

QCarFan · 10-03-2003, 03:51 AM

still upset Quincy is making you look bad huh Drbio? Not my fault bro, give it a rest

Jeremiah · 10-03-2003, 08:04 AM

Nicky31 · 10-03-2003, 10:43 AM

I don't think the question is what I'm willing to give or spend..I think the question is what has Mark Cuban already given or spent to give the Mav's a chance for a title?

How much of a loss did Cuban take on last year's season (granted he bought a new private jet for the players 28 million spent and by what I've heard he has added more upgrades at the AAC for the Mav's)?

grbh · 10-03-2003, 10:57 AM

A klondike bar

Drbio · 10-03-2003, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by: QCarFan
still upset Quincy is making you look bad huh Drbio? Not my fault bro, give it a rest

How ignorant can you get retard? And don't clutter up this thread, but please feel free to start a new thread on how Qok has made me look bad. You are an ignorant fool. You won't be able to do it.

QCarFan · 10-03-2003, 08:18 PM

Keep me out of your posts, and I will do the same. It's that simple bro, I aint going back and forth with you. Just keep my name out of your posts, I dont talk about you so dont talk about me. You are the one who cluttered up this thread, since Quincy is playing good you dislike me. I am getting enjoyment out of it all, glad to see Quincys play is speaking volumes. I am done with this thread, just hope you respect my wished and not mention me in your posts in a negative way since I don't do it to you. Thanks

Later

southern_sweets · 10-04-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by: dallas_esq
I think the question is asking "What would you give (that you would consider a sacrafice of some sort) for a Mavs championship?

Fair enough. OK. I'd sit next to Murph for half of the championship game.

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LRB · 10-04-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by: southern_sweets

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Originally posted by: dallas_esq
I think the question is asking "What would you give (that you would consider a sacrafice of some sort) for a Mavs championship?

Fair enough. OK. I'd sit next to Murph for half of the championship game.

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Comeon Sweets you can do better than that. How about giving up one of the Najera pictures from the shrine in your house?

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