Paul McCartney song sung by Celtic Fans - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

MightyToine · 12-02-2003, 01:26 AM

*cue Acoustic guitar riff*

Yesterday....

All my troubles seemed so far away....
now it looks like Raef is here to stay,
O why did Walker go away...

Suddenly...
We're not half the team we used to be...
Pierce is shooting bricks continually,
O yesterday came suddenly....

Why he had to go I don't know Ainge wouldn't say
Ainge...did...not like him so he sent him on his way...eeee..ee..eeee...

Yesterday....

this was such any easy game to play,
Now were playing like the CBA, O I believe in
Yesterday.

Why he had to go WE don't know 'cause Ainge won't say
Ainge...did...not like him so he Traded his azz away...eeee..ee..eeee...

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

The End. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Dirks Hair · 12-02-2003, 05:02 AM

I understand what you mean and all, but speaking for most evryone at this board...

not funny (but nice try [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img])

Go Mavs

Simon2 · 12-02-2003, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by: Dirks Hair
I understand what you mean and all, but speaking for most evryone at this board...

not funny (but nice try [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img])

Go Mavs

I thought it was very funny and creative. You should submit that to some radio station for schtick (sp?)

MightyToine · 12-02-2003, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by: Dirks Hair
I understand what you mean and all, but speaking for most evryone at this board...

not funny (but nice try [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img])

Everyone's a Freakin' critic. [img]i/expressions/rolleye.gif[/img]

At least you get the point of the song. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

MavsFanatik33 · 12-02-2003, 09:50 AM

don't worry about it Toine, I thought it was hilarious.... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Usually Lurkin · 12-02-2003, 10:05 AM

Here come old Reafman he come rollin up slowly
He got b-ball no-sense he one half-skilled center
Cubes pulled the wool o'er Danny Ainge
Who got to be a joker he don't know what he sees

Raef wears no uni he got toe-jam-itis
He got monkey fingers and shoots willy-nilly
He say "I don't know you, who am me?"
One thing I can tell you is he sho ain't free
Come together right now over Raef

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got shots to block, he's a one trick cracker
He got bricks down below his feet
Hold you in his contract now you feel our defeat
Come together right now over Raef

'Toine's a roller-coaster he shoot low-percentage
He got me-me eyeballs, he one mojo vacuum
He say "'toine and 'toine and 'toine shoots three"
But he's so good-looking 'cause he's so not Raef
Come together right now over Raef

sike · 12-02-2003, 11:00 AM

wow......wow.......[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

MightyToine · 12-02-2003, 01:27 PM

No wonder "usually_lurking" usually lurks.... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

u2sarajevo · 12-02-2003, 02:30 PM

Help! We need somebody
Help! Not just anybody.
Help! you know we need someone, help.

When we were younger, one year younger than today,
We never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now that team is gone, were not so self assured,
Now we find Ainge might change his mind since he opened up this door.

Help us if you can, our record sucks
And I would appreciate you lying down (so we can win).
Help us get our feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help us.

And now my team has changed in oh so many ways,
Our dominince seems to have vanished in the haze.
But every time we play we feel so insecure,
We know that we just need Walker like we had him before.

Help us if you can, we're tumbling down
And we would appreciate you lying down.
Help us get our feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help us.

When we were younger, one year younger than today,
We never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now those day's are gone, Ainge screwed us so were not so self assured,
Now we find we've changed our minds so we're opening the door (for a trade of Ainge),

Help us if you can, we're sucking bad
And to get Walker back we would be glad.
Help us get our eight back in the green,
Won't you please, please stop us from getting reemed.

sike · 12-02-2003, 03:43 PM

you see what you guys did?...you made u2 embarrass himself!

edited to add a wink![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

TVI · 12-02-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by: Usually Lurkin

Speaking as a Beatles/Basketball fan, I thought this was hilarious!

veruca salt · 12-03-2003, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by: Dirks Hair
I understand what you mean and all, but speaking for most evryone at this board...

sorry, i must've missed that meeting where you were appointed official speaker for "most evryone at this board". It's a shame, because i probably would've given my vote to someone with a better grasp of the English language.

I thought it was rather amusing.

Evilmav2 · 12-03-2003, 01:53 AM

Hahahaha... Great post MightyToine!

Blonde Bomber · 12-03-2003, 09:07 AM

Well speaking for myself....

Great Job MightyToine....I bet the Ticket would pick that up if you sent it in.

sike · 12-03-2003, 10:01 AM

only after Gordon Keith rewrote it...cuz he's the only one truely funny.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

edited for spellin'

Psychedelic Fuzz · 12-03-2003, 10:21 AM

I volunteer to sequence a background track if someone else is brave enough to sing.

sike · 12-03-2003, 10:36 AM

oh.....Fuzz just stepped in and legitimized this whole deal....got any singers??????? Come on cow(bogey) we all know you sing....or how about esq, our local singing star?

u2sarajevo · 12-03-2003, 10:53 AM

I can sing. I sound more like Bono than McCartney though.

But I sing Help all the time at work when my co-workers get lazy.