The Cussing Thread

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

see what I did there?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

nice

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I want to give my mom something nice for xmas. Do you know if "Condom Sense" sells gift cards, or what?

Nice to... uh, see you getting into the Christmas spirit? I guess?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Nice to... uh, see you getting into the Christmas spirit? Can i have your mom's number?

you, sir, are a newlywed...that is sick...your wife will hear about this

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

you, sir, are a newlywed...that is sick...your wife will hear about this tonight while we make sweet sweet love.

So was that fake concern about him being a newlywed then?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Sike said he was getting me a "pearl necklace" for Christmas. I don't usually wear jewelry, but hey, what's the worst that can happen?

I don't think you quite got the jizzt of what he was saying....I mean gist.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Word. True that.

Peace!

So what.... you've suddenly gone street on us?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

word up dawg!

you nerd

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

You've never been to my place on a Saturday night

You two are a couple of British cigarettes.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

After the last hour and a half session with sike, I needed TWO cigarettes.

And you felt the need to share this with us.... WHY?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Peace on earth, my "dill" towards men.

You're disgusting.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You're disgusting...did I mention I need more disgusting in my life???

trust me when I tell you that you are more than disgusting than any ten men should be

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

trust me when I tell you that you are more disgusting than any of the other ten men playing "penetration" with me

penetration?

[Flacolaco]

I think he meant "Operation". Either way there's a half naked guy on a table and a couple of people poking around inside of him until he goes off.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I think he meant "Operation". Either way there's a half naked guy on a table and a couple of people poking around inside of him until he goes off. Want me and my buddies to demonstrate on you? We'd love to have you!

Absolutely not. No way in hell.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Absolutely not. No way in Garland!

you are strange...

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

you are u2sarajevo...

Wow. You are brilliant.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Wow. You are sike.

what is this game you're playing?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Quit playing games with my heart.

You're not going to start singing, are you?

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You're not going to start singing, are you? Because when I look around, I only see ONE set of size 12 pumps, ONE pair of fishnet stockings and ONE gold lamee clingy lounge dress... don't try to move in on my territory or I'll scratch your eyes out and shriek like a pig with a firecracker in its ass.

I think the territory you have staked out is safe. enjoy.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Is this thread dead in the year 2008?

It appears to be so. Although I think it died in 2007 officially.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

It appears to be so. Although I think it died in 2007 officially.

That's sad.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

That's sad.... but this is where your "friends" can help you!!

I think we can all break out a tub-o-vasoline and pitch in to make 2008 your best year ever!!!

who is with me, boys??

leave me out of this!

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

leave me out of this! I'd prefer to just sit here and eat my boogers.

Hey.... are you an Aggie fan?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Hey.... are you a suppository fan?

Just don't even answer him.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

The Mavericks are awesome! They are going to win tonight!

Let me guess.... I am now talking to the WIFE of Flacolaco.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

When you have children, can I give them their Flintstones vitamins like suppositories?

Please stop trying to steer the conversation back towards the suppository.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Please stop trying to steer the conversation back towards the suppository. Sike filled me up with some last night and I still have not had a BM.

"filled" you up? What on Earth for?

wait, scratch that. I don't want to know why.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I miss sike

you girl...I'm back

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

You were right! Did you get psychic powers for Christmas?

2 things:

1) That was not Flaco obviously but his wife. So his wife was right.
2) Even if psychic abilities were possible(which they aren't), it wouldn't be something that you could get as a present on Christmas.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

2 things:

1) Looking into Flaco's eyes, is like being touched by the warmest ray of pure sun light.
2) Even if psychic abilities were possible(which they aren't), I would put the idea inside sike's head that he should put his head inside me.

Have you been spying on me again?

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Have you been spying on me again?

Why? did he just report on your deepest desires?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Anyone want to run to the Zoo with me for a Hippo waste shower? The thing starts in 20 minutes so hurry! I hope I get pelted by lots of shrapnel this time.

Hurry? This time?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Hurry? This time? Don't you worry. Hard and fast. That's my motto.

Your wife must be so satisfied.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Your wife must be so satisfied. <sigh>

Did Mrs. Flacolaco get into the account again?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I told Mrs mcsluggo it would last for an entire song next time.

Well...good luck....I guess.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Well...don't I feel inadequate. I'm lucky to get past the first line of Boogie Shoes.

Boogie Shoes? Really?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Boogie Shoes? Really?...I prefer Boogie Nights....the movie...I enjoy the last scene of the film SOOOOO much!

you = gross

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

vag = gross

vag? Shutup.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

why do my friends call me "vag"?

you shut up!