12-31-2003, 01:33 PM
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Mavs New Year Resolutions
Well it's the time of the year for New Year's resolutions. I thought about starting a thread where we can list some New Year's resolutions for the Mavs players, coaches, management, and owner. Here are some of mine:
For Nellie:
1. I will play Shawn Bradley when healthy.
2. I will focus more on defense.
3. I will get more shots for Dirk.
For Cuban:
1. I will not get played this summer in FA.
For Donnie:
1. I will find another big man who can play center.
For Walker:
1. I will shoot less 3's.
2. I will learn to shoot FT's.
For Dirk:
1. I will get my ankles well.
2. I will play MVP level basketball.
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12-31-2003, 01:36 PM
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The Preacha
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
For Finley: I will continue to lead this team despite trade rumors and less touches...I am a real man, I will continue to play better defense, while at the same time bring along Josh Howard to replace me some day...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-31-2003, 01:51 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Nash: I will either cut my hair or opt for the Fortson top-of-the-head ponytail.
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12-31-2003, 02:00 PM
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RE: Mavs New Year Resolutions
Dirk: I will grow the shaggy beard again.
J. Howard: I will learn to shoot the behind-the-head hitch shot, that was the principal offensive weapon of my namesake and predecessor J. Howard, #5.
Donnie: I will sign 7-6 Slavko Vranes as a New Year's gift to Mavericks' fans and to the city of Dallas.
Mark Cuban: I will put an end to those scurrilous Sam Smith spawned rumors that I pursued Pat Riley this offseason, and thus reasure Mavs fans that I am still sane.
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12-31-2003, 02:54 PM
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RE: Mavs New Year Resolutions
Best: I will forget everything I ever learned about East Coast basketball.
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12-31-2003, 03:17 PM
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RE: Mavs New Year Resolutions
Jamison: I will not blow defensive assignments, I will create my own shots, and maybe use the backboard once in a while.
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12-31-2003, 03:28 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Tony Delk: I will surgically remove my right knee and give it to Eddie Najera, who might make some use of it.
Eddie Najera: I will accept Tony's generous donation of his right knee, have it surgically transplanted into my leg, and then regain my form as the hustling, whirling dervish I once was.
Jon Steffansson: I will go to Mark Cuban and request to be cut so that the Mavericks can sign Slavko Vranes.
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12-31-2003, 03:35 PM
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The Preacha
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Quote:
Jon Steffansson: I will go to Mark Cuban and request to be cut so that the Mavericks can sign Slavko Vranes.
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Cuban: I will accept this offer.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-31-2003, 03:56 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Daniels: start asking "what can I do to get more PT"...
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12-31-2003, 05:09 PM
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The Preacha
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RE: Mavs New Year Resolutions
Del Harris: I will reclaim my reputation for being a good defensive coach....nahhhhh!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-31-2003, 06:35 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
cuban: i will not sign everyone to a max contract ever again.
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12-31-2003, 08:53 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Nellie: never put Najera on Shaq
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12-31-2003, 09:07 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Walker: I WILL shoot threes no matter what anyone says
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-31-2003, 09:38 PM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Big Shawn: I will finish this season the same way I started last season.
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01-01-2004, 01:16 AM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Jamison: I will learn to dunk the ball when i am directly under the basket
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01-01-2004, 01:28 AM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
Dirk: Keep shooting that hook shot. We have only seen it twice. Pratice makes perfect after all, the hook shot is undefendable.
Learn shoot your free throws without so much pressure on your knees and ankles.
Nash: Haircut and stay healthy.
Finley: Play solid defense. And shoot when your open.
Walker: Keep your passing under control and don't take bad shots.
Jamison: D it up. You have the athletic ability to do it. Lets see it.
Cuban and Donnie: No more trades give this team time to learn to play as a unit. Their are no forces in the paint.
Bradley: Go up strong with your shot.
Nellie: Stick with the seven man rotation.
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01-01-2004, 01:31 AM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
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Originally posted by: sike
Walker: I WILL shoot threes no matter what anyone says
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lol! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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This was SUPPOSED to be a picture of Toine....But I guess even the Forum itself got sick of seeing him...
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01-01-2004, 01:39 AM
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RE:Mavs New Year Resolutions
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Originally posted by: jayC
Dirk: Keep shooting that hook shot. We have only seen it twice. Pratice makes perfect after all, the hook shot is undefendable.
Learn shoot your free throws without so much pressure on your knees and ankles.
Nash: Haircut and stay healthy.
Finley: Play solid defense. And shoot when your open.
Walker: Keep your passing under control and don't take bad shots.
Jamison: D it up. You have the athletic ability to do it. Lets see it.
Cuban and Donnie: No more trades give this team time to learn to play as a unit. Their are no forces in the paint.
Bradley: Go up strong with your shot.
Nellie: Stick with the seven man rotation.
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Actually, the way Dirk shoots freethrows is GOOD for you're knees and ankles, that's purposely how he shoots them, legs inward, Holger thaught him that. Now this is interesting, Because a friend of mine thought just like you, I shoot ft's JUST like Dirk, he kept telling me it was bad for my legs, i told him he was wrong. So we settled it, he went to his doctor, and he told him just like I told him, that its actually BETTER better for you're legs.
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