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Old 01-09-2006, 06:03 PM   #1
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An Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage".

The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite network Dream's popular religious talk show and on the front page of today's Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt's leading independent daily newspaper.

Suad Saleh, who heads the women's department of Al-Azhar's Islamic studies faculty, pleaded for "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate a union.

During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:57 PM   #2
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You should always at least keep a bag over her head.
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I feel guilty for laughing at that.....good one murph.
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Rep for murph. Cracked me up.
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My wife and I invalidate our marriage every night.

I know..... TMI....
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Old 01-10-2006, 10:28 AM   #8
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Old 01-10-2006, 10:42 AM   #9
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I don't know why people always find that unbelievable. I guess it's not every night because I travel some for work.

Back on topic, though: So is it their stance that clothes were created to help keep marriages validated? I don't understand the logic. Of course, it doesn't matter... but I find the thinking of some cultures in this World really odd.
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Unwrapping the presents is half the fun.....I guess these guys don't wrap their Christmas presents either....


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and here all this time I thought these people had NOTHING but naked aggression!
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I wonder if they think that nudity invalidates a shower too.
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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (May 1) - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.
Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."


He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.


The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.


Malaysian Muslim men are allowed by their religion to take up to four wives at a time, but reports of women who marry more than once are rare. Muslim women do not practice polygamy.


Malaysia's 26 million population comprises about 60 percent Muslims, almost all ethnic Malays. Large ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are Buddhists, Hindus or Christians.


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This just made me spew water all over my keyboard. Freakin' hilarious!

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I wonder if they think that nudity invalidates a shower too.
Exactly!

I'd love to read the rational behind his issuance of this fatwa... What happens if only one person is nude?
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I wonder if they think that nudity invalidates a shower too.
Like they shower.
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