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mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 01:40 PM

Okay, I will give a quote of this poster from a recent thread and you have to guess who the poster is and give the next quote:

For e.g.,

"Quick, check your daughters!!! "

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 01:42 PM

lrb

"There has never been a human in the history of mankind with Shawn's combination of size and agility. He is a vision of the year 3200 when men tower over the creatures it sheres the world with... both in intelligence and in physical stature. A milenium of natural selection can only hope to produce such a specimen as we witness every day dominating lesser beings on the basketball court. Modern day humans have tried to accelerate this evolutionary process in the past. Men like Hitler and Stalin have attempted to recreate the gift that only God and time can give. They have failed. Shawn is unlike any of the freaks born of the eugenics movement; unlike the walking corpses born of cancerous mutations of the endocrine system. He is not a product of any kind of genetic engineering or hormone therapy. He was not conceived in a labratory and did not grow up in an incubator. He is just a man. A very big, very agile, but otherwise very normal man. He is the human-being of tomorrow living with us today. Many feel the need to fear him, and respond with hateful scorn and ridicule. I choose to respond with awe and admiration"

LRB · 10-04-2003, 01:46 PM

I would guess Madape or EvilMav2.

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 01:50 PM

okay its madape, but you need to give the next quote.

I will do it :

"Some of the stuff I read from you Quincy Carter HATERS, yes HATERS, sickens me. Get over it already, this is the guy whether you like him or not. He is doing a pretty good job too and will only get better. He won the job fair and square and is now playing well when the games count, that's the bottomline guys deal with it. "

u2sarajevo · 10-04-2003, 01:51 PM

QCarFan

"snake"

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 01:53 PM

murphy(the first one to say that on that thread)

"NVE back to the Mavs?

It would be fun just to hear murph strangling."

u2sarajevo · 10-04-2003, 01:57 PM

MFFL

"http://hoops.sports.ws/
League Name: Boppin Up Town

I want to get around 12 teams. Then we will start the draft.

Come on "

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 01:59 PM

Shaggydirk

"po;l............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................b m;0__9***********************************sAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA V

u2sarajevo · 10-04-2003, 02:03 PM

my son [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

"I've been holding this in but i'm going to go ahead and say it. The reason why caucasians aren't really allowed to say what african americans are able to say go all the way back to slavery. No need to explain that situation. When it comes to race black people can speak so freely on it because of the torture that was done to them during the slavery stage. People feel that white people don't have the same rights that black people have when it comes to dicussing race. Is it right? No, but that is just the way it is. "

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 02:06 PM

FFM

"1st born, left testicle, money - Don't have it to give.

Maybe I'd give my left ovary. Its got to be worth at least as much as a left nut. "

Psychedelic Fuzz · 10-04-2003, 02:09 PM

mary
"Grrrrrr

*hitting head on wall*

when will it stop!"

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 02:11 PM

ericalubarsky

"i would love to..but, i don't believe i'll be able to put the proper amount of time needed in order to be successful "

MavsFanatik33 · 10-04-2003, 04:55 PM

That would be the MurphMan....

MavsFanatik33 · 10-04-2003, 05:01 PM

Quote:

I'm not going to refer to what Erica said. she said nothing that has any impact on the question that i asked you...which, was in direct reference to one of your comments.

OutletPass · 10-04-2003, 05:02 PM

"Mavs are in contact with Bell and his agent and are negotiating his deal. That doesnt mean he can't sign somewhere else, but c'mon. You know Im right, and he will be signed. If he doesnt by the start of the season I will kiss your ass in front of all these people and recant that part of my post. Im a law student and that is circumstantial evidence...."

OutletPass · 10-04-2003, 05:36 PM

or, alternatively.....

"I had a Dukes of Hazzard cake for my third birthday party, and I vividly remember it. "

Psychedelic Fuzz · 10-04-2003, 06:01 PM

raviolihead

"Hey, fellas I have a league open for Fantasy Basketball. I am an experienced League Owner and promise a smooth draft and play this year. Come on quickly..

http://hoops.sports.ws/

League Name: Boppin Up Town

Hurry"
the actual poster's first three posts were like this. i figure that warranted doing it again.

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 07:02 PM

shaggydirk

"The Mavericks have really blown it! Nick Van Exel was the heart of the Mavs during the playoffs. The Mavericks will still be a good team because of the big three, but they don't have a prayer in the playoffs because they have no one on the roster like Van Exel. Dirk seems to choke in some way, Nash runs out of gas, Finley can only dominate in the right situation, Jamison is more of a Keon Clark opportunist player. There is no one who can carry the team when the big three either struggle or are guarded closely which is what happens against the other 7 good teams in the west: Lakers, Spurs, Kings, Wolves, Blazers, Rockets, Suns.

I've really wanted to feel good about this trade; I've been pondering it for a few weeks now, and it will not result in the Mavericks going deeper into the playoffs. In fact, they will be lucky to get out of the first round!

UNLESS, Nowitzki suddenly develops a killer instinct, or Nash can stay fully energized, or Finley goes to the hole relentlessly (and the to the line), or Jamison becomes a "go-to" player.

The Mavs need two more players: an aging "ice-water-in-the-veins" veteran who can score, & a genuine center. If they get that (unless one of the new big four takes another step), they will win the championship with this lineup. If not, we may never win, barring lucky cicumstances. "

u2sarajevo · 10-04-2003, 07:30 PM

Craptain Disaster

"Does anyone know how the Mavs did last year when Don had that scary caterpillar on his face? Should he regrow it? Should Bradley grow one? Dirk?"

mavsfanforever · 10-04-2003, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by: u2sarajevo
Craptain Disaster

"Does anyone know how the Mavs did last year when Don had that scary caterpillar on his face? Should he regrow it? Should Bradley grow one? Dirk?"

That one was a classic and ofcourse it was CRAPTAIN again.

"Do you even think before you post ? Do the math and you'll see that your per day/per week/per month rate is higher than mine...and throw in some grammar lessons while you're at it. I have to say I've gone over to Doc's side on you...

Now what do you want to bet on YOUR prediction.....oops my bad, you don't stand behind anything that you say.

Nevermind."

Drbio · 10-04-2003, 08:49 PM

That was the great OP.

"I only hope that this puts an end to Garnett fantasy trades

Garnett for Nash, Finley, and Raef?

TRADE ACCEPTED! "

u2sarajevo · 10-04-2003, 11:54 PM

madape

"Call me crazy, FFM, but I don't think the Giants & jets are on this year's Mavs schedule...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] "

mavs_afroman · 10-05-2003, 12:01 AM

Xerxe

Arnold used to act like a muscle brained jock around women. Therefore, Davis should not be recalled.

-We call that 'California logic'

u2sarajevo · 10-05-2003, 12:05 AM

Usually Lurkin

"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard (no offense). If you are a semi-public figure, it is nearly impossible to win a lawsuit against a newspaper or media outlet. The standard, and the other lawyers on this board will back me up is that a statement must be made with actual malice, that is "knowledge that the statement was false, or reckless disregard to the truth or falsity of the statement". See NY Times v. Sullivan Basically, if the reporter has any basis to believe that the story might be true, the paper gets a free pass."

Murphy3 · 10-05-2003, 12:10 AM

dooby

"there's no such thing as a two game swing"

MFFL · 10-05-2003, 12:21 AM

david

"i used to sympathize (as a kid) with people who had to be born in other states - nothing to be proud of! "

EricaLubarsky · 10-07-2003, 05:48 PM

Quote:

“Last year, I had a couple tanks, a couple grenades. Now I got atomic weapons, I’m going nuclear. I’m Colin Powell, and I can drop the bomb anytime I want to.”

- Shaquille O'Neal, upon learning that Karl Malone and Gary Payton had joined the Lakers.

Fab 4 is coming this fall...

OutletPass · 10-07-2003, 05:56 PM

Since no one answered this and Erica didn't put up a new one, let's try again.....(whooops, my bad, maybe she did...I'd say that's FatAttack2)

I'll give you a hint...it's from a Mod. (Someone, Pleeeeeze guess this one !)

Quote:

"I had a Dukes of Hazzard cake for my third birthday party, and I vividly remember it. "

MFFL · 10-07-2003, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by: MFFL
"i used to sympathize (as a kid) with people who had to be born in other states - nothing to be proud of! "

I can't believe that nobody guessed this one. It was smiles

EricaLubarsky · 10-07-2003, 06:26 PM

Sorry...I don't know Smiles at all unfortunately, so I couldnt answer that.

mavsfanforever · 10-07-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky
Sorry...I don't know Smiles at all unfortunately, so I couldnt answer that.

That would be Erica

"Hey I am new here>>>My Name is Jason Witten>> If you want to email me its @ JasonWitten49@DallasCowboys.com
Its nice to be here at the best Mavs Forum in Dallas
"

Chiwas · 10-07-2003, 06:53 PM

Re-Dirkilous

Smiles · 10-07-2003, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by: MFFL

Quote:

Originally posted by: MFFL
"i used to sympathize (as a kid) with people who had to be born in other states - nothing to be proud of! "

I can't believe that nobody guessed this one. It was smiles

I guess I better clarify that I don't hold this opinion today - I was refering to my childhood opinion. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

EricaLubarsky · 10-07-2003, 07:55 PM

EricaLubarsky · 10-09-2003, 02:13 PM

Nash13

In response to Murphy3's post-it in the Mavs section

Quote:

This thread is in the wrong place & should be locked. We're not talking about the Mavs here.

LRB · 10-09-2003, 02:23 PM

Captain Disaster

Quote:

To think Lebron has anything to do with the current Kobe situation is just...well....I need to put that poster on my pendejo list.

madape · 10-09-2003, 02:29 PM

Way out West

Here's an oldie, but a goodie:

Quote:

RON..... ERON .... ERON.... BAH BAH BAH BAH .............FACES.. FACING FACES .. ALL OF THEM THE SAME . MAVS ARE FACES.. FACE it SHAWN BRADLEY IS WORST PLAYER EVER!!!!!

madape · 10-10-2003, 10:35 AM

Give up? OK, it was BEEEEEEEEEEF. I'll defer to the next poster.