11-30-2004, 12:00 PM
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Old School Balla
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Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
Thought I'd open a thread to discuss what everybody thinks of Ro Blackman's work as part of the broadcast team this year. The most appropriate what that I know of to start the thread out is to post this little bit of genius that I stole from sports guy at db.com...
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ahh a subject true to my heart.
rolando blackman has been working on the same incoherent sentence the entire season. i sometimes wish i was tivoing this things just so i could create a greatest hits collection.
in actuality, he makes my ears want to bleed. his ramblings are the equivalent of vig's quarter by quarter box scores.
a hypothetical exchange:
blackman: "you know when the effort on the court is in the jumpshot, the fans have to know that the coach is looking for something. and thats what the mavs have to be careful of, its the driving that the coach wants the jumpshot for."
ortegal: "he can do that ro. watch out. that is something he can do."
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The hypothetical exchange sounds exactly like the incoherent ramblings one might expect out of the formerly lethal scoring guard.
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11-30-2004, 12:13 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
Worst. Thread. Ever.
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11-30-2004, 01:38 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
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Originally posted by: TheBenger
Worst. Thread. Ever.
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11-30-2004, 01:47 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I actually like the broadcast team. They are good entertainment, IMO. Pinto whips out about 25 cheesy one-liners per game, Blackman babbles on about nothing in particular, making little to no sense, and Ortegel lectures to the class about "movement with a purpose".
Greatness.
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11-30-2004, 01:54 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
Maybe I over reacted, but that is no reason for you to call me a troll. I am just frustrated with seeming decline of quality posts and the decline of quality threads here lately. The last thing I want to see is this message board turn into another MavsTalk. Fluff threads like this set the wrong example, especially from a moderator.
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11-30-2004, 01:59 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
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Originally posted by: TheBenger
Maybe I over reacted, but that is no reason for you to call me a troll. I am just frustrated with seeming decline of quality posts and the decline of quality threads here lately. The last thing I want to see is this message board turn into another MavsTalk. Fluff threads like this set the wrong example, especially from a moderator.
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If you consider this to be a fluff thread, then by all means just ignore it. I don't think you're a troll, but I really could care less whether you think my thread is a quality thread or not. I think I've contributed enough around here to post whatever I want, whether you think it's fluff or not.
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11-30-2004, 02:03 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
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Originally posted by: TheBenger
Maybe I over reacted, but that is no reason for you to call me a troll. I am just frustrated with seeming decline of quality posts and the decline of quality threads here lately. The last thing I want to see is this message board turn into another MavsTalk. Fluff threads like this set the wrong example, especially from a moderator.
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I think it's a tad bit premature for you to be trying to dictate the tone of threads.
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11-30-2004, 01:55 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
can we come up with an unofficial list of all the cheesey phrases that Pinto uses:
1. Cha Ching the Maverick Money Ball
2. The Dunking Doitchman(sp?)
what else is there?
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11-30-2004, 04:33 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
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Originally posted by: XERXES
can we come up with an unofficial list of all the cheesey phrases that Pinto uses:
1. Cha Ching the Maverick Money Ball
2. The Dunking Doitchman(sp?)
what else is there?
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3. Same spot, same shot, same (or different) result.
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11-30-2004, 12:23 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I like having another voice to listen to besides Pinto and Ortegel......and the ones inside my head.
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11-30-2004, 12:27 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I kinda like Ortegel and Pinto... they may sound stupid sometimes but they're entertaining in a quirky way.
However, I prefer having Harper as the color man.
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11-30-2004, 12:33 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
He's too soft spoken....and I've found his comments somewhat lacking depth - which is really saying something b/c Ortegal thinks he is explaing things to a bunch of second graders..."Now fans that is what you call a bounce pass"..."You know when they take an extra step like that- well that's travelling"..."Hey did I mention you can't run down the court with the ball tucked away under your arm?" arggghhhhhh
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11-30-2004, 01:31 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I think Pinto is hilarious. He has sarcasm that I am unsure whether he means to do it or not, but gets me laughing for minutes. As long as he stays then I am happy.
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11-30-2004, 01:37 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
watch the game but listen to the radio broadcast.
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11-30-2004, 01:54 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
Pinto is a dipshit. I really miss Jim Duram.
I've grown to love Ortegal, but he is by no mean the best color commentator out there. Give me Bill Walton, Doug Collins, or even Tom Tolbert.
Blackman's pattern of speech gets on my nerves. He talks too fast and his sentenses are too long. I like the insight he give into the daily operations of the team, but other than that he doesn't provide much. Plus, he preferences everything with the word "basketball". For instance "He's a good basketball player. That was a nice basketball play. The team needs him to drive to the basketball hoop".
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11-30-2004, 02:20 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I loved Ro the player and Ro the person
But I cant listen to his commentary cause it is so inane. No expertise is offered. "They took a shot there cause they need to try to outscore the other team somehow" is his style - joining a mundane observation with a non-insightful commentary.
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11-30-2004, 02:25 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
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Originally posted by: Poindexter Einstein
I loved Ro the player and Ro the person
But I cant listen to his commentary cause it is so inane. No expertise is offered. "They took a shot there cause they need to try to outscore the other team somehow" is his style - joining a mundane observation with a non-insightful commentary.
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It's great, because he makes rather obvious points, but he does it in such an incoherent fashion that they aren't that obvious.
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11-30-2004, 02:25 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I honestly had not noticed that Ro was so "inane" in his commentating. I'm going to make it a point to pay attention tonight during the game to his contributions and see if he's as bad as what you all are claiming.
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11-30-2004, 03:23 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
On a related topic, I enjoyed Hubert Davis immensely
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11-30-2004, 05:17 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
6. there's a lid on the bucket
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11-30-2004, 05:20 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
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I actually kinda like that one. I've only heard it once so far though. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
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11-30-2004, 05:21 PM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
Isn't he the one that came up with the very lame "The Flying Tiger" in reference to Mike Finley?
I like Cha Ching the Mavericks Money Ball though. Just me I guess.
I like Pinto though, it is Ortegal that drives me up a wall and makes me want to tear my hair out follicle by follicle.
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11-30-2004, 11:17 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I get a kick out of Matt & Bob.. I am so used to them, and they're goofy as hell. I likes it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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11-30-2004, 11:55 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I liked the "Duncan has never fouled anyone in his NBA career" line.
The LA announcers are hilarious. When ATL was playing they kept making fun of Walker. "Oh, he will definantly take that shot, he never passed one up in his life."
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12-01-2004, 12:20 AM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
he definitly sounds like lamaar's older brother from revenge of the nerds
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12-02-2004, 01:15 PM
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RE:Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
I have no doubt that if you follow another NBA team, and then watch one Mav telecast and hear Matt and Bob, you will think they are the goofiest broadcast team in all of televised sports.
However, as a Mav fan, I've grown accustomed to their goofy ways. And if you think Matt is goofy now, did you hear him when he was doing the radio broadcasts? He was super-goofy (i.e., referring to Bradley as "vanilla thunder"). He's definitely toned it down for TV.
Ortegal is sooooo predictable. I get so tired of hearing, "It is important to close out the quarter strongly, Matt." But again, after hearing him game after game, he becomes almost endearing. The predictability is comforting in a self-tormenting sort of way.
I can't comment on Ro objectively. I am a Kansas native who worshipped Ro at K-State. I moved to Dallas a year before the Mavs drafted Ro. Needless to say, Ro is my all-time favorite Mav. Accordingly, I can't bad mouth his color-commentary performance. Honestly, though, I can't say much good either.
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12-01-2004, 12:17 AM
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RE: Ro Blackman - Color Commentator Extraordinaire
The "movement with a purpose" reference was worth the thread alone, because Ortegal does that. He has done it in the past, and he will continue to do that in the future.
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