The Cussing Thread - Page 27 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

Flacolaco · 03-01-2007, 12:13 AM

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I'm getting bored with you people. If you want to just do this thing, call 867-5309...

I feel like I've heard that number somewhere before....

sike · 03-05-2007, 11:26 AM

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I feel like I've seen that whore somewhere before....

do NOT talk about U2's mama that way!!!

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 11:39 AM

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do NOT talk about U2's mama that way!!! I love her with all of my alien heart

Hey u2, you might want to buy a gun for your mom.

mcsluggo · 03-05-2007, 12:12 PM

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Hey u2, you might want to buy some birth control for your mom.

Having a brother who is also your son REALLY screws up estate planning.

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 12:17 PM

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Having a brother who is also your son REALLY screws up estate planning. That's why my mother and I are so careful about birth control

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mcsluggo · 03-05-2007, 12:37 PM

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No, I will NOT kiss you for a dollar.

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 01:03 PM

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No, I will NOT kiss you for a dollar. Sike's giving me 2!

sounds like love. or some sort of prostitution. It's hard to tell with him.

mcsluggo · 03-05-2007, 01:29 PM

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sounds like love. I'll stick with prostitution, thanks.

Well, I'M not gonna be the one to break it to your new bride.

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 02:24 PM

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Well, I'M gonna be the one to get drunk and hit on your new bride.

You know sluggo....you're starting to get a little offensive

mcsluggo · 03-05-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You know sluggo....you were starting to get a little offensive. What took you so long? Isn't she hot enough for you? We spent $800 at Victoria's Secret and you took 2 months (and a bottle of bourbon) to make a move!!??

( I SWEAR I'll just watch quietly from the corner... I won't touch you... you won't even notice that I'm there...)

Look, its YOUR WIFE that doesn't want you sitting in the corner bobbing like rain man. Take it up with her.

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 02:52 PM

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You should've seen U2's head bobbing like rain man.

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sike · 03-05-2007, 03:53 PM

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this is my "totally jealous" face

you really are funny looking.

mcsluggo · 03-05-2007, 04:44 PM

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Flacolaco, you really are funny looking with my, uhm, in your mouth!

but don't let that stop you...

uh, I have somewhere else I'm supposed to be.

u2sarajevo · 03-05-2007, 04:46 PM

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this is my "totally jealous" face

good one. show them your "I'm about to (censored)" face. I love it when you make that one.

Okay, you censored it but if it's what it looks like then gross.

u2sarajevo · 03-05-2007, 04:47 PM

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uh, I have somewhere else I'm supposed to be. but I just cancelled after I found out this news! I love it when flaco gets in his "im in it till you finish" mood.

You guys have fun?

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 05:08 PM

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So do you guys want meet up?

Let me just get some pants on, where do you want to go?

Why don't you guys just come on over here, the hot tub's heating up and so am I

you crazy gays and your hot tubbing....

u2sarajevo · 03-05-2007, 05:18 PM

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you crazy straight guys and your hot tubbing....us gay people prefer the dry sauna.... nothing like a dry heat when you are in heat.

okay?

Flacolaco · 03-05-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

okay?? look Flaco, just go away, we're trying to plan something here.

Anyways guys, we'll need a video camera, a watermelon, peanut butter, and the midgets and the donkey will be there at 7:30

youre right, I'll go

mcsluggo · 03-06-2007, 09:26 AM

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youre right, I'll go first. <zzzzziiiiip>

uh, you can have my turn.

u2sarajevo · 03-06-2007, 10:56 AM

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uh, you can have my turn with the Hippo. I'm getting Kangaroo a nice present... I have to cut a hole in a box first though....

I'm pretty certain that that SNL song with Timberlake was a joke.... I don't think you would actually want to use that as an actual gift.

mcsluggo · 03-06-2007, 11:13 AM

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I'm pretty certain that Justin Timberlake wants to make hot monkey love to me.... I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl !!

Sorry, but that plaid skirt just DOESN'T look good on you.

Flacolaco · 03-06-2007, 11:44 AM

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It's a little known fact that the current number of maverick victories in a row just also happens to be the same number of inches worth of sausage I can slide down my throat.

you're disgusting.

btw, what happens then if they win tonight?

mcsluggo · 03-06-2007, 12:43 PM

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My %*&#$ hurts.

I think bringing that complaint to an MD would be more appropriate

sike · 03-06-2007, 01:38 PM

sigh.

mcsluggo · 03-06-2007, 01:59 PM

ok ok ok.
<I changed it>

are you trying to tell me there IS a line in this thread?
Who'd've thunk it?

sike · 03-06-2007, 02:05 PM

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ok ok ok. are you trying to tell me there IS a line of coke I can't do in one take? Who'd've thunk it?

I don't know your drug capacity...

Flacolaco · 03-06-2007, 02:28 PM

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I don't know your drug capacity...me personally, I can fit 37 of those little balloons in my pooper. We were talking about being drug mules, right?

last time you talked about mules it was really gross

mcsluggo · 03-06-2007, 02:33 PM

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That mule just ruptured my %$#*@#^% !!!
<now I can die with a smile on my face

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don't die, dude

Flacolaco · 03-06-2007, 04:28 PM

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don't die, dude....I can't resist a good cadaver

really creeping me out now.

u2sarajevo · 03-06-2007, 04:55 PM

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so... anyone think I have a chance with Hurley?

First off his name is Jorge Garcia... second off I don't think he subscribes to that magazine. But good luck?

Flacolaco · 03-06-2007, 05:04 PM

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Look at me, I'm an admin! I get to do admin things and talk to my admin buddies and play with admin penis!! oooooh look at me!!

um... we all just think of you as a regular guy actually, but....well not now

u2sarajevo · 03-06-2007, 05:09 PM

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I will now insult you by calling you an admin!

That's not very nice.

Flacolaco · 03-06-2007, 05:19 PM

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I think we should all hug

yeah, you would!

u2sarajevo · 03-07-2007, 01:52 PM

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do the rest of you have a problem with your nose bleeding when you are trying to get the boogers out? I can't stand the taste of bloody boogers.

Didn't your mother tell you not to eat those things? Use a napkin. (oh no, the "napkin" word is leaving me open to alot of ridicule I can imagine.... should it stay????? why not....)

mcsluggo · 03-07-2007, 01:59 PM

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(oh no, its obvious that everything about me is begging for alot of ridicule.... should I stay????? why not....)

after all, Sike does.

Flacolaco · 03-07-2007, 02:34 PM

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I use feminine napkins

somthing like that?

sike · 03-07-2007, 06:31 PM

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I'd do Ron Burgundy?

I'm gonna fire the teletypist!

Flacolaco · 03-07-2007, 08:33 PM

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I'm gonna fire my massage therapist!!

dude I told you, she's a masseuse, not a whore...

mcsluggo · 03-08-2007, 09:30 AM

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sike, give me a massage, you whore...

honey gathers more flies than vinegar

Flacolaco · 03-08-2007, 09:41 AM

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sluggo!!! Dont you call my sike-bear a whore! ILL KILL YOU!!!!!

what's that sound in your heart, u2?