The Cussing Thread

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by sike

So i'm setting in my courtside seat last night just minding my own business. I'm drinking a beer, eating a mess of nachos and out of know where Jason Richardson flies into me.

I'm not letting an opportunity like that pass...nosireee.....I drop my nachos and cop me a big ole feel. Let me tell you, that Jason Richardson is a MAN! It really pissed him off when I tried to stick my tongue in his ear....he shoved me for doing this....

I hear he might get into some trouble. Has anybody else heard about this?

Sike, you're my hero.

[sike]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

Sike, you're my hero.

that is the wisest thing you've ever said on this forum...

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by sike

I'm so very scared right now. Somebody please hold me. Please, hold me...

I understand.

But no.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

By "me" I understand you to mean "it".

YOUR "it".

no?


bring that bad boy over here and lets have a circle "hold" fest!!!

I have a basketball game to go watch.

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I have a basketball game to go watch. It's an international league game between Germany and China. Hopefully it will be entertaining.

yeah. i know.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

yeah. i know. do you like. how i use so. many. periods. ?

Not particularly.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Not particularly. but I DO have a period.

who didn't see that coming?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

One time, I did jello shots off of Nellie at half time of a home game.

Not surprising

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

The Mavericks got PWNED!!!!! GO WARRIORS!!!!!

Darthape?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You guys are such terrible Americans. Just because benedict arnold went to play for another team, doesn't mean we should just continue rooting against that team. I like the guys that used to fight for us, no matter where they are now.Give the guy a break.

chum?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Up, up and away! In my beautiful, my beautiful balloon.

That song is not only annoying but... really.... is there a song out there that is gayer?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

We would've won that series if we had signed Mike James

lol

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

lol.... too bad for you!!!! My Timberwolves got him baybee!!!!!

"My" Timberwolves?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

"My" Timberwolves? I thought we agreed that they were "Our" Timberwolves?

you boys have some issues to work out...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I bet you boys can't guess what color jorts I'm wearing today

The fact that you're wearing any kind of bottoms for a change is a substantial improvement, regardless of color.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

The fact that you're wearing any kind of bottoms is sad news for me and my spy glasses

I can't guess why...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I can't guess why...I gave you the xray spy glasses, remember?

They keep on breaking

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

They keep on breaking...'cause I use them so HARD!

ewwwww

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

I'm in love with an ewe

I would think your wife would be the appropriate person to tell this information to... not us.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I would think your wife would be the appropriate person to tell this information to...

but she already knows how hot I am...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I would think your wife would be the appropriate person for me to have relations of an intimate nature with tonight. I love boobies

You're in denial. You need to get some help.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You're in denial. You need to get some help. And I wanna be the one to GIVE IT TO YA!

"wanna"?

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by sike

wanna?

No. For the love of god, No. How many times do I have to tell you? No.



Turn off the Barry White album and go away.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Yes. For the love of god, Yes. How many times do I have to tell you? Yes.



Turn up the Barry White album and light the candles.

romantic?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

romantic? what is that? We usually just finish the malt liquor, turn the lights off, no kissing, and no looking eachother in the eye

How sweet.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

How hot.

you ARE married to a woman right? What state did you get married in again?

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by sike

i completely stole dirka's massachusetts joke from five or six pages ago.

Plagiarist!

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

The level of individualism and creativity that goes into each and every one of the posts in this thread is simply amazing. Imagine that NOT A SINGLE THEME has been duplicated EVEN ONCE after one-thousand-five-hundred-and-eight posts.

Mind boggling!

Asparagus generally sucks this time of year.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Asparagus generally is stuck up my pooper this time of year.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Since the Mavs demise in the first round most of this board seems like they have constantly been on crystal crack cocaine.

I know. I know...... or possibly crystal meth?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I am really cool.

I agree.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I agree. I'm pretty much the best person there is. On this board, or anywhere else in the universe. Ever. Also, I smell pretty.

You're gay

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You're a member of the Enola Gay

Did you mean that I flew the Enola Gay? I'll have you know that my parents were not even alive when that occured (the bombings). If that's not what you meant you will have to explain that confusing statement (that I apparently am too lazy to construct to make more sense).

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm on a mission to confuse you as much as I can on this monday morning.

You succeeded. I'm going to sleep on my desk now.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You succeeded. I'm going to sleep with my boss on my desk right now. But no worries... I'm a fast finisher.

You never cease to disappoint me with your decision making.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You'll never guess what the 'D' stands for in DFFL

I thought it was Desperados, but clearly you're leaning 'the other way' with that one.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I thought it was Desperados, but clearly you're leaning 'the other way' with that one. Come over right now, I GOTTA take care of some business!!!

what kind of business, like lawn work?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

what kind of business, like lawn work? I mowed my moms grass with my teeth just last night

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

why the happy face??? oh...I get it...you like perversion

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

why the O-face??? oh...I get it..... I need a towel

That was completely uncalled for