God's road to Hawaii

[Drbio]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly,
the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
take, It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify
me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[mavsfanforever]

Hahaha.

[MFFL]

LOL

[Smiles]

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you want to understand all that...?

[MFFL]

Originally posted by: smile_at_me10
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you want to understand all that...?

I think it means that redheads are overrated.

[Murphy3]

all I know is that I keep hearing a certain phrase that i through out there many, many months ago...good to know that it stuck

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Originally posted by: MFFL

I think it means that redheads are overrated.

now you will have the [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] face for the rest of the night.

[Drbio]

MFFL knows that the quickest way to remove "[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]" is with a redhead beating cane. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]