12-05-2006, 11:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
stupid 3 day waiting period...why are Russian brides such a pain to purchase?
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12-05-2006, 12:09 PM
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#642
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
russian bride? that there's fancy! I had ter buy me one a dem discount brides from uzbekistan
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why did your english all of a sudden worsen?
Last edited by Flacolaco; 12-05-2006 at 12:10 PM.
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12-05-2006, 12:20 PM
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#643
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
uzbekistan? my russian mail order bride likes it when I talk dirty to her in english, but then all of a sudden her herpes worsens to the point we can't schnoo schnoo because of it.
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Dude.... I think she has you talk dirty to her so her herpes WILL flare up so you WON'T have "schnoo schnoo" with her....
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12-05-2006, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I call my wifes special place "uzbekistan" and I call my thing the "invading russian army," and then we recreate world war 2.....
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You don't know anything about history, do you?
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12-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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#645
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You don't know anything about history, do you?
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what a nerd
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-05-2006, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
what a nerd.... did I ever tell you I get goose bumps when I'm around nerds? They make me feel all tingly inside. Especially on the parts that designate me as a boy.
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Let me be the next person to tell you (as I imagine you've heard this before), you are a disturbing alien.
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12-05-2006, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Let me be the next person to tell you (as I imagine you've heard this before), you have a disturbing penis.
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oh a penis joke, very mature.
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12-05-2006, 05:39 PM
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#648
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so....what about all this cussing?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-05-2006, 05:40 PM
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oh sh$t I forgot
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12-05-2006, 05:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh sh$t I forgot to wipe and now its everywhere...
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"its"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-05-2006, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"tits"? what are those?
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watch your mouth sir!
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12-05-2006, 05:57 PM
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#652
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
watch your mouth sir!...or better yet....allow me
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creepy!
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12-06-2006, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I'll tell you about creepy....to celebrate a mavs victory last night, I rubbed a can of Hormel Chili on my testicles and just let my dog go to town
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The Chili with beans, or no beans?
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12-06-2006, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
The Chili with beans, or no beans? oh it doesn't matter...most dogs don't care anyway...now people...now that's a different story...I prefer with beans
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note to self: "Flaco = potential sexual offender....end note"
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12-06-2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
note to self: "Flaco = potential sexual encounter....end note"
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that's not exactly a note to only yourself now, is it?
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12-06-2006, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm watching
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what?
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12-06-2006, 10:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
u2 has soft, but masculine hands
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what?
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12-06-2006, 10:41 AM
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#658
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
take me to pleasure town
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no.
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12-06-2006, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I eat crayons.
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Bet your Dental hygienist hates it when you come up on her schedule....
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12-06-2006, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I really got it handed to me last night....
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didn't you post that about the Warriors too?
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12-06-2006, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
What is a Dental hygienist?
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wow
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12-06-2006, 10:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
wow sike I eat crayons too..... I really like the brown tinted ones. When I eat them, it gets me as close as I've ever come to carrying out my secret desire to eat my feces.
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you know..... I wasn't going to submit this one.... because of how sick it is... but I can't stop laughing about it..... so here it goes...
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12-06-2006, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
you know..... I wasn't going to slip sike a date rape drug.... because of how sick it is... but I can't stop laughing about it..... so here it goes...
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careful sike. don't drink the coffee.
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12-06-2006, 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
careful sike. don't drink the coffee....instead...how about this shinny red apple...doesn't it look wonderful my pretty?
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but why are you talking in a witch voice?
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12-06-2006, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
shiny red apples?? I love Fairy tails!!!!....and you'll noticed how I spelled tails. and it's not the fairies youre thinking of either
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I just threw up a little in my mouth
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12-06-2006, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I just threw up a little in my mouth...but then I rubbed it all over my body with great pleasure
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oddball.
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12-06-2006, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
oddball. that's what I call the left one. it's a little mis-shapen, but it's better than the right one, "Harry"
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this is very strange
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12-06-2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
this is very strange... I call my right one "Sally". Think that's a coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!
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oh I get it.... When Harry meets Sally...
haha...
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12-06-2006, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I go to church to meet chicks
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that is not a great reason...
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12-06-2006, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I call out "Sally" in the....uh...."act"...and that makes my lover, Harry, rather uneasy.
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do you feel better getting that off your chest?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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12-06-2006, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
do you feel better getting staring at my chest?
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oh, I thought you were pre-op
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12-06-2006, 01:01 PM
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this is without a doubt the worst thread on the forum.
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12-06-2006, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MavsX
this is without a doubt the best thread on the forum.
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Really? Man you have low standards...
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12-06-2006, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Really? Man you have low standards...
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i hate you and by hate i mean love and by love i mean gay love
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12-06-2006, 01:16 PM
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the assman has lots of love for you u2
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12-06-2006, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
the assman has lots of love for you u2...I feel so left out.
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I'm sure you're not above his standards, Flaco....don't worry....you'll get "hit" too!
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12-06-2006, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
penis is yummy
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this is highly inappropriate....if you were in radio you'd be called a "shock jock"
but you're not in radio. you probably just have "jock itch"
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12-06-2006, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I speak with a lisp
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I'm sorry.
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12-06-2006, 09:42 PM
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haha
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12-07-2006, 09:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
haha...yack....cough...barff....blrep..cough...
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sounds bad...maybe you'll die?
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