06-12-2007, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
A dollar? Jeez, inflation...I'm a steal at $.75
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can you really call risking herpes a deal at any price?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-12-2007, 01:04 PM
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#1602
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
can you really call risking herpes a deal at any price? cause if you can, I'm available for .25 cents!!!!
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Don't sell yourself short?
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06-12-2007, 01:06 PM
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#1603
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
why am I so short?
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DNA.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-12-2007, 01:19 PM
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#1604
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want your DNA sample inside of me.
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Stop.
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06-12-2007, 01:25 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Stop. Hammer Time!
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stop dancing
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-12-2007, 01:27 PM
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#1606
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
stop dancing, I'll go get my parachute pants!!!!!
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If it weren't for that 3 day waiting period, I'd have shot you by now
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06-12-2007, 04:29 PM
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#1607
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
If it weren't for that 3 day waiting period, I'd have shot you by now.
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you coward.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-12-2007, 04:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you hot bitch. you can shoot me with whatever you want
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I was talking about a firearm, not a "baby-arm."
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06-12-2007, 04:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was talking about a firearm, not a "baby-arm."
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please, you don't know the difference between a baby arm and a lobster claw...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-12-2007, 07:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Wow.
Last edited by Flacolaco; 06-12-2007 at 07:37 PM.
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06-12-2007, 07:44 PM
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#1611
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Hi, I'm Flaco. I just spent the last three hours sitting here trying to come up with a decent response for sike's last post. But I couldn't think of anything funny, so I chose a personal attack instead.
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Whatever works.
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06-13-2007, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
Whatever works, personally, I like sexual assault.
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woah!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-13-2007, 09:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Happy hump day! I always celebrate in the morning with a rousing romp with my lifesize david hasslehoff doll and a handful of jergens
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Good lord you're offensive.
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06-13-2007, 10:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Good lord you're offensive...I love you
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sir!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-13-2007, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Did I ever tell you about the poem I wrote called "Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"?
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I doubt anyone will get that reference.
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06-13-2007, 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I doubt anyone will get that reference...but I did...and I just dropped my pants.
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I think you misunderstand my intentions, sir.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-13-2007, 11:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I doubt anyone will get the HIVy virus I contracted last Spring. Heck, my wife hasn't died yet and we are married and stuff.
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You need to do some research about that virus there bud.
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06-13-2007, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You need to do some research about that virus there bud...here is my blood sample
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how helpful.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-13-2007, 11:58 AM
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(I should have seen that one coming)
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I found a website that told me I should apply pressure to my eyeballs until they pop next time I have a headache. how helpful.
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Your definition of "helpful" is a bit out of kilter....
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06-13-2007, 12:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
The mods are having a vote to figure out which one of you to kick off. I told them "the gay one" but apparently that wasn't enough criteria.
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I told you to stop your sick "gay temptation island" fantasy.
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06-13-2007, 01:43 PM
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#1621
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I told you to stop your sick "gay temptation island" fantasy and I'll help you make into a reality
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yall have fun...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-13-2007, 02:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I once shot a man in reno just to bend him over and have my way with him...
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I don't think that's how the song goes.
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06-13-2007, 02:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I don't think that's how the song goes. It goes:
"ooooh baby baby.... baby baby....
oooooh baby baby.... baby baby....
get up on this!"
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I think you are both a little confused....
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06-13-2007, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I think you are both a little confused....the actual lyric is "I want to sexy you up!"
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are you singing to flaco again?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-14-2007, 09:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Remember when your mom used to run around yelling at you, waving her rubber dildo flopping around in the air wildly and shouting something about Dad and bath-houses? I miss those lazy summer days.
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Man, you never had a chance.
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06-14-2007, 10:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm going to watch the Dragons take on the hapless Desperados this Saturday!!!! Go NYD!!!!!!!!
-Dragons Fan For Life (aka fake flacolaco)
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I thought you were a Desperados fan. I'm going also. But your team is going down.
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06-14-2007, 01:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I smell like modly cheese
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uh, random comment thread maybe?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-14-2007, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I smell like modly cheese
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well, only under your scrote... and frankly I LIKE "Eau de Bleu" THERE
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I think I'm going to vomit.
Last edited by mcsluggo; 06-14-2007 at 01:56 PM.
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06-14-2007, 02:02 PM
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#1629
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I think I'm going to vomit...and then eat it.
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I don't feel safe being on the same message board as you...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-14-2007, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't feel safe being on the same message board as you... your natural glory and splendor shine so brightly it leaves me looking like grace slick in a wrinkled beige polyester unitard
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I can see why that would bother you
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06-14-2007, 02:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I stalk you nightly...I can see why that would bother you
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I'm glad we are on the same page
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-14-2007, 02:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm glad we are on the same page of the newest Oprah Winfrey Book Club book!!!!!
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More evidence that you play for the other team.... subscribe to the OTHER magazine.
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06-14-2007, 03:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
More evidence that you play for the other team.... subscribe to the OTHER magazine.
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SI?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-14-2007, 03:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
SI Senor?
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Yes sir..... WHAT?
You've got me confused.
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06-15-2007, 10:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Yes sir..... WHAT?
You've got me confused, am I top or bottom? I thought that I was was the one that was supposed to say "sir" and "master". I am sorry for my lowly incompitence, please allow me to serve you better, master.
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Aliens in leather and iron are never a good sight
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06-15-2007, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Aliens in leather and iron are never not a good sight. Especially when wearing a pink thong and a purple tiara.
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That is pretty fruity.... even for you.
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06-15-2007, 02:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
That is pretty fruity.....Not quite fruity pebbles fruity, but fruit loops or maybe Trix fruity
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You're hanging out with your kids too much. Have a beer.
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06-15-2007, 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You're hanging out with your kids too much. Have a queer.
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No thanks.
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06-15-2007, 03:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Hurry up and have kids so I can hang out with them.
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Sicko.
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06-15-2007, 08:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Hurry up and finish. I want to have 'fun' with your kids too.
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speechless
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