11-15-2006, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Originally Posted by sike
I'm almost there! don't stop now!!!
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Wow. Okay. Could you let me know what I did to get you to that point?
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almost where? I don't get it.
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11-15-2006, 05:04 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
almost where? I don't get it.
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you robot...check that....you robot word whore
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I have a major in 2nd grade caliber name calling from Colin county community college online
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Im impressed.
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11-15-2006, 04:20 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Im impressed by anything.
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Then I’d say you are impressed too easily
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-16-2006, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I think what u2 had his kid do was just wrong, because I LOOOOVE democrats
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I don't think you should piss off u2 like that....I thought it was genius.
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11-16-2006, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I don't think you should piss off u2 like that....I thought it was gay.
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then why get on me about it?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-16-2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
You know the saying better to be pissed off than pissed on? Well I disagree. I enjoy it when Flaco and U2 piss on me. Its much more fun than a regular bath. I get to bathe in their "musk" all day long afterwards....
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WOAH! Sike i knew you were weird but good lord....
Last edited by Five-ofan; 11-16-2006 at 01:28 PM.
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11-16-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Five-ofan
WOAH! Sike i knew your penis was weird looking but good lord!!!....
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oh he showed you too, huh?
I keep on telling him the underwear doesn't go on the head but he just runs around like that....
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11-16-2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh he showed you too, huh? Does that mean you will be enjoying us in our get togethers? I really enjoy gayed out threesomes...
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Seriously..... this thread should be renamed Brokeback.
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11-17-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
Im gonna swing by a gay bar on the way home to my wife tonight, have a couple of cosmos and ask a guy to spit on my neck and tell me im a dirty whore
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I was just gonna watch the mavs and stars games.
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11-17-2006, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was just gonna watch the mavs and stars games and THEN go do my best to spit on sike's neck...and show him why he's a dirty whore..
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I feel like my reputation is being trampled by this no good filthy word whore!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-17-2006, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
Tonight, Damp really showed the Grizzle whats up like he shows me at our weekend getaway beach house in Galveston
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that is a serious accusation of a public figure, sir! I would think twice about insulting a giant man like that
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11-18-2006, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I eat men like you for Breakfast!
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I am certain that was supposed to sound "manly".... but to tell you the truth it just sounded flat out gay.
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11-18-2006, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I make breakfast for men like you
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What? just for fun...or? oh you mean after you uhh....oh ok. i get it
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11-18-2006, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like having breakfast made by my partner before we um, ok, you get it. It's just for fun. I give it to him real good as thanks. Get it?
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Yeah, we get it, we get it.
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"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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11-18-2006, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Hey guys, does anyone know any good techniques for fixing a popped Steve Nash blow up doll with optional "attachments?"
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no. no, can't say that i do
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11-18-2006, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
If it's anything like my Modano-doll this stuff works pretty well....
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I think that is for Pools dude....
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11-18-2006, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Hey, do you guys know where I can get a Jason Terry replica head band that fits around my dong for those long workouts with sike?
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what is with the weird question from you people tonight?
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11-19-2006, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
This question may sound a little weird.... but if I'm wearing a blue velvet skirt, should I match that with red high heels or stick with my blue hooker boots?
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You are right.... that is VERY weird.
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11-19-2006, 03:49 AM
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Flaco, the thing about the Nash blow up doll was pretty weak, but the Terry replica head band bit was pure gold.
This thread owns.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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11-20-2006, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Flaco, the plastic of the Nash blow up doll was pretty weak .I popped it with 2 thrusts....
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2 thrusts with a 3.5 inch penis?
that must be some weak ass bull sh$t.
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11-20-2006, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
2 thrusts with a 3.5 inch penis?
that must be some weak ass bull sh$t.
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I'm trying to figure out which is scarier.... that you would know how big his manhood is, or that you would know that size of a manhood popping the Nash doll would be weak.
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11-20-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm trying to figure out which is scarier.... sikes penis or a vanderjagt field goal attempt
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hmm....
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11-20-2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
hmm....should I ride the sike stick during the Mavericks game tonight or get out my Modanodoll and give him all my lovin' while watching the Stars....
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Personally, neither one sounds the least bit interesting(outside of watching the actual game)... and when you do decide, don't let us know....
What happened to just being able to enjoy a Sports game. Stop tricking it up for your own pleasure.
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11-20-2006, 02:04 AM
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this thread is so depressing. doesn't anyone have anything good to say?
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11-20-2006, 02:40 AM
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Why so emotional?
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11-20-2006, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
At half time, I usually plug in the washing machine and ride it around the yard while my wife goes out for more Old Milwaukees Best.
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I thought you lived in New York?
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11-20-2006, 04:51 PM
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New York?
ummmmm.... no offense to the New Yorkers of the board but HELL NO!
I'm from Texas. Born in Dallas..... always lived in Dallas (suburbs) (outside of the 4 years in Austin)
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11-20-2006, 04:57 PM
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lol I was being sarcastic because of your avatar/location.
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11-20-2006, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
lol let me speak with no sarcasm when I say that I KNOW you are a stinking Yankee!
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I really see nothing that would indicate a "lol" from my previous post, but whatever. And just because you apparently THINK I'm from New York does not make it so. It's amazing how a message board gives a poster the ability to be all knowing.
edit: (not in character statement - I was really racking my brain trying to figure out how I could have given that impression.... my Location didn't dawn on me.... )
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11-21-2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Sike hasn't been around lately because I caught him, stuffed him, and he's going in the oven on Thursday morning for a big Thanksgiving dinner
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I'm calling the cops....
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11-21-2006, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm calling my male stripper friend that brings his other friends over and they strip while dressed like cops....
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whatever floats your boat I guess.... please tell me that his "friends" are of the female variety.... somehow, I fear that is not the case....
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11-21-2006, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
my friends sent a stripper cop to me one time when I just happen to be at home dancing naked to loud music in front of an open window. He was so realistic and such a tease. We got all the way to "jail", and some of the "prisoners" really showed me a good time. I even had to post bail to get out later on! It was so much fun. and they kept on pretending it was real what dedication to a bit!
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um I think you got arrested dude....
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11-21-2006, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
um I think you got "arrested" by MY dude....
I'm a little bit pissed right now.
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Two things here:
1. The post you quoted from me was one of your own fantasies....
2. I didn't get arrested by anyone, so you can rest safely knowing your "cop" is true to you.
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11-21-2006, 04:30 PM
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wow... i haven't participated in this thread for a while. i thought to myself, "maybe i should check on it. surely it hasn't gotten gayer. there's no way the thread could get any gayer than it already was."
boy, was i wrong. you guys have taken this to a whole new level of gay. a level that has never before been seen on this planet. and the resident alien hasn't even posted in this for a while. how do you explain that?!
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11-21-2006, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
wow... i haven't participated in this thread for a while. i thought to myself, "maybe i should check on it. i hope it has gotten gayer. i really hope it's gayer than it was before."
boy, was i wrong. you guys have disappointed me. you guys obviously know NOTHING about being gay. i can take you to a level of gay that has never before been seen on this planet. and the resident alien hasn't even posted in this for a while. how do you explain that?!
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sike is probably busy.... as to you taking this thread to a level of gay "never before seen on this planet".... i'll take the zero...
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11-24-2006, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
hey guys, did UT win today?
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oh poor u2....
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11-24-2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh poor u2....I know you're randy for sikeyloving, as you call it...but I'm always here to lend you a hand...or a willing orifice
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stragne...I leave town for a few days to spead the good news to the people of New Orleans and I come back to this???
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-24-2006, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
stragne...I leave town for a few days to loot and rape the good people of New Orleans and I come back to this???
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Hasn't New Orleans been through enough without you adding havoc to their lives?
Oh, and what in the world does stragne mean?
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11-25-2006, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Oh, and what in the world does goatrape mean? because I just paid $450 to get to do it and would like some details before hand...
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sigh....silly, U2....trix are for kids.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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