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southern_sweets · 05-28-2003, 10:46 PM

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Disturbed by Hillary they all drink heavily from the flask of tequila. The buzz from the tequila puts them in a mood to mow creative messages in the lawn.

u2sarajevo · 06-03-2003, 09:47 AM

As Dirk finishes off his "F Hillary" message he wrote on the lawn of Ann Richards, Mulder is seen chasing Sam Cassell into a huge metallic looking vehicle...

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 10:46 AM

and then Stephen Jax and Sam Cassell met with popeye and they all opened a barber shop.

u2sarajevo · 06-03-2003, 11:02 AM

After 4 months of trying to get business to no avail(would you get your hair cut by a bald man?).... Sam, Popeye, and Jax decided to blow up the barber shop with Marvin the Martian's PU-36 Space Modulator. The explosion disrupts the time space continuum and we are left back in Dallas with a starting lineup of Dirk, Nash, Fin, Duncan, and Garnett. The world is at peace now with the help of a little black ball with a big green hat.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 11:31 AM

After looking that the world is at peace stephen Jackson started dating WNBA players. They made lots of babies and the babies were trained to become suicide bombers. Now there is no peace in the world.

southern_sweets · 06-03-2003, 11:32 AM

With time on his hands since he is not starting, Eduardo Najera opens a barber shop. He gets rich cutting hair on the side for $500 a cut.

With his enormous wealth Eddie bribes the refs to not call any fouls on him. After 5 games Nellie gets the idea and puts Eddie in the starting lineup. Eddie puts out Shaqs eye and forces him into retirement. Also in that game Eddie just defends Kobe with no contact, but scared to death Kobe runs from the floor crying and never returns to the game of basketball.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 11:35 AM

Eddie also starts cheating on his wife by dating Nellie's wife. Seeing that nellie puts eddie on the injured list and he goes back to his barber shop again. In the meantime the babies Sjax and WNBA starts made try to bomb eddie's barber shop.

southern_sweets · 06-03-2003, 11:40 AM

Eddie is wise to their plan and kills them all.

Gratefully, for Eddie saving the world Mark Cuban fires Nellie and coachs the team himself, places Najera in the starting lineup and increasing his contract to $500 million.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 11:48 AM

The cops find out that Eddie killed people and put him in jail where he practices basketball and also becomes tougher than ever. He gets released from jail in 3 months.

Duncan, Webber run for their lives when they see eddie on the floor. Eddie becomes a NBA phenom and with the money he has he donates some to Sweets. In the meantime mff plans a robbery and gets all the money sweets got from Najera and MFF becomes rich.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 03:12 PM

ever since mff lived a happy and rich life.

u2sarajevo · 06-03-2003, 04:01 PM

Mulder comes back to Dallas with information that the NBA aliens (Sam, Popeye, Jax) are controlled by Eduardo Najera. Mulder roots around and finds a connection with Najera to sweets, which after much research the connection is found to be a discreet, torrid love affair. Mulder begins monitoring sweets with an implant placed in her forhead during a breast augmentation surgery.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 06:23 PM

The doctors carefully observe sweets and come to a conclusion that she was under a state of shock after mff stole all the money.

southern_sweets · 06-03-2003, 06:52 PM

Najera, deeply in love with sweets, "convinces" mff to return the money to sweets. With this money and the multi millions Eddie made off his books and basketball career, he and sweets escape to Mexico, have the implant removed and live happily ever after on a secluded beach.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 07:16 PM

Eddie and Sweets live a happy life on a secluded beach but mff reaches there and makes porn movies starring eddie and sweets. Mff makes millions of dollars and becomes a billionaire and buys all the stocks of eddie's investments and becomes the richest guy in US.

southern_sweets · 06-03-2003, 09:21 PM

Mff is arrested for his immoral acts and sued by Eddie and Sweets.

Eddie and Sweets are awarded a $5 billion settement and MFF is sent to a Mexican jail.

mavsfanforever · 06-03-2003, 10:27 PM

Thats when all the hollywood actresses realize they were missing something in life and they bail mff out. He comes out of jail and then robs Eddie and Sweets to get him millions back. He is rich again.

southern_sweets · 06-03-2003, 11:26 PM

Mff is caught at the border and put back in Mexican jail. The kind and honest Mexican police return all the money to Sweets and Eddie. They are so happy to have their money back they throw a big party in Chihuahua for all Najera fans. Eddie signs autographs and is admired by all, but Eddie goes home with Sweets.

Julius · 06-04-2003, 02:57 AM

But only Chiwas showed up, so Eddie must choose between Sweets and Chiwas, and this should be an easy decision for a man.

mavsfanforever · 06-04-2003, 07:42 AM

In Mexican jail MFF makes friends with mark Cuban who was also arrested for false charges. They both plan some investments. In a joint venture mar and MFF open a competition to eddie and in 5 months eddie goes Bankrupt. Sweets dumps eddie and goes back top Austin. Chiwas in the meantime takes advantage of the position and gets together with Najera.

veruca salt · 06-04-2003, 07:48 AM

Then suddenly........

mavsfanforever · 06-04-2003, 07:59 AM

Veruca gets with Dirk and they instantly fall in love. While MFF continues to make millions from his new business venture with Mark Cuban.

u2sarajevo · 06-04-2003, 09:16 AM

Mulder flies to Dallas once again with suspicions on Raef LaFrentz somehow involved in the NBA alien clan. During his research it is discovered that Shawn Bradley is actually the Queen Mother of the NBA alien players. Mulder calls in his alien task force and Bradley is destroyed forever, sending all Mavericks fans worldwide into a party mode that lasts for 2 months. Najera and sweets party so hard that they invite Veruca and Dirk over for a Mexican/German orgy.

mavsfanforever · 06-04-2003, 09:29 AM

Najera has to choose one out of sweets and chiwas and he is confused. he then asks them to wrestle and the winner will be Najera's. Sweets and Chiwas put all their wrestling skills and the videos of the wrestling made by MFF sell like hotcakes. MFF makes ton of money. In the meantime the doctors diagnose Aids on Najera.

u2sarajevo · 06-04-2003, 09:41 AM

Doctors later admit that the AIDS infested test results that were initially credited to Najera were actually those of Magic Johnsons. Najera is relieved as is sweets and to celebrate they spend the weekend at the North Pole keeping each other warm [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]. MFF, rich now off of videos of Sweets and Chiwas, is on a selling trip to Toronto when he eats a hot dog that was dripping SARS juice from every orifice. Two weeks later, MFF is dead. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] Mulder declares the Mavericks alien free and flies off to New Jersey on a hot tip about K-Mart.

southern_sweets · 06-04-2003, 10:48 AM

Feeling guilty about the injuries she inflicted on Chiwas, Sweets goes back to Mexico with Eddie. They buy a barber shop for Chiwas.

u2sarajevo · 06-04-2003, 10:57 AM

Chiwas's barber shop does mucho business. With the support of Najera (widely thought of as the greatest NBA player ever now), every NBA player visits Chiwas to get their hair cut (except Cassell and Popeye). Chiwas gets even more rich selling cuts of NBA players hair on EBay.

Nathaniel Fisher(from Six Feet Under) visits Veruca during one of her drug induced mind trips and tells her that she isn't really a "bad egg". Veruca, armed with this newfound information, gives up drugs and Dirk and teams up with Sturm and Drang entering the new "Buddy Nun" program that the new Pope, Murphy3 started to increase Nun population.

mavsfanforever · 06-04-2003, 07:18 PM

Chiwas tries to cut Avery Johnson's hair and by mistake cuts his ear. MFF the lawyer for Avery sues her for billions of dollars. Najera uses all him money to pay off MFF and Avery. Now MFF is rich again and Najera is looking for a job. Sweets again goes back to Austin and Chiwas goes to Iraq.

Dirks Cuzin · 06-04-2003, 07:36 PM

Then, Osama pops into the doorway breaking the hinges off and shooting everyone, and left in the gray smoke was Avery with both hands up on one knee with a ray of light shining through the ceiling and an angelic halo over his head

mavsfanforever · 06-04-2003, 08:41 PM

In Iraq Chiwas has nowhere to go and she calls smiles and smile refuses to help.

u2sarajevo · 06-05-2003, 09:38 AM

Chiwas, all alone and scared, is just about ready to get his dress blues out when all of a sudden..... Marvin the Martian pops in and sicks K9 on Osama bin Laden. Osama is mauled to death and Chiwas's world is saved once again by a little black ball with a really big green hat.

mavsfanforever · 06-05-2003, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by: u2sarajevo
Chiwas, all alone and scared, is just about ready to get his dress blues out when all of a sudden..... Marvin the Martian pops in and sicks K9 on Osama bin Laden. Osama is mauled to death and Chiwas's world is saved once again by a little black ball with a really big green hat.

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Chiwas will kill you.

u2sarajevo · 06-05-2003, 05:04 PM

While Chiwas was attemptiing to kill u2sarajevo, u2sarajevo whipped out his light saber and fought off the death attempt. Chiwas realizes soon that attempting to kill was wrong and asks for forgiveness. Smiles and Eddie enter the room to announce their engagement.

mavsfanforever · 06-05-2003, 05:21 PM

As soon as smiles and eddie announce their engagement sweets goes nuts and plots to kill smile and chiwas. MFF helps her get eddie back while he gets paid for the services. He gets sweets eddie back and earns his money and becomes rich. Now u2sarajevo has no work and thus he makes a Mock U2 group. His group does well in the hoods but fails miserably to sell any cd's and they go bankrupt. U2sarajevo commits suicide and dies. Sweets and Eddie go back to the secluded beach where they live forever. Mff buys NBA franchise and becomes richest in the world.

u2sarajevo · 06-05-2003, 05:30 PM

Mulder has one of his aliens that he had been monitoring bring u2sarajevo back to life. With that miracle the general population becomes wildly interested in his music and his band, Statutory Grape. u2sarajevo becomes even richer than MFF and buys out the entire NBA.

Sweets and Eddie get married and the band that plays at the reception? You guessed it.... Statutory Grape. MFF's NBA franchise goes on a 10 year Championship run.

Smiles who had been in hiding to avoid the death plot of sweets and MFF comes out of hiding and invests in a Candy Cane factory. Every Christmas Smiles makes enough money to retire, but keeps on going.

Edit: spelling

mavsfanforever · 06-05-2003, 06:52 PM

Now everybody lives happily ever after that. Smile goes to hibernation and chiwas hides in the Den waiting for her dream lover to come and rescue her.

hero = dirk · 06-06-2003, 01:28 AM

the end. or will u2sarajevo and statutory grape strike again...

u2sarajevo · 06-11-2003, 04:00 PM

Chapter 2:

Statutory Grape is seen playing at the AAC the night before Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Mulder shows up and asks u2sarajevo for help investigating one of the NBA's most influential owners, MFF.

After investing alot of time investigating, Mulder and his lackie u2sarajevo are unable to create an X-File on MFF. But secretly, Mulder feels that his suspicions have to be true. So he brings in his big gun, veruca salt.

southern_sweets · 06-11-2003, 07:12 PM

Veruca goes undercover and gets close to mff. She learns that, among other things, he is a dork.

mavsfanforever · 06-11-2003, 07:43 PM

mff uses his dork skills to become a billionaire just like Mark Cuban. He donates most of his money to the under priveleged and poor. He becomes an instant idol for sweets and she appreciates what mff does and joins his organisation which helps the poor. Najera also donates some money for that organisation. While all this is going on U2 joins the naked Gay club.

u2sarajevo · 06-12-2003, 09:22 AM

While the world is SHOCKED that Bono, Edge, Clayton, and Mullen Jr. all joined the naked GAY club at the same time, one person is uniquely interested in this news. MFF joins the same club just to be close to his favorite band U2 (he has always loved Bono).