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Old 02-21-2002, 05:16 PM   #1
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From Atlanta Newspaper:

John Rocker goes berserk... in low-budget movie role as homicidal killer of promiscuous youths...

John Rocker has taken on his first acting role -- as a homicidal killer.

"The Greenskeeper's" Web site doesn't mention a release date -- or when the flick might make its way to the video stores.

According to the site, the cast also includes Playboy model Christi Taylor and Steve Rickman -- aka radio deejay Southside Steve, one of the Regular Guys on 96 Rock. Rocker has been a frequent guest on the show.

Here's how it describes the plot, with Rocker (a former Braves closer, now a Texas Ranger), listed as the title character.

A 20-year-old assistant greenskeeper gathers friends for a birthday party at the country club after hours, the site says. "A killer dressed as a golf course greenskeeper shows up to wreak havoc on the promiscuous teens. Having access to golf course tools, The Greenskeeper both frightfully and creatively disposes of our partygoers. It's up to someone to not only figure out the identity of the killer, but to stop a country club massacre."

Rocker became nationally notorious after that infamous Sports Illustrated interview, in which he complained about minorities, gays and New York City.

His Broadway debut still seems unlikely.
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Old 02-21-2002, 06:04 PM   #2
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That was not funny.....my heart cam out of my chest. Put me down as one who is actually rooting for John to have an incredible season!

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