A Song in Honor of Q-Car...written by yours truly

[kg_veteran]

Q-Car by kg_veteran

(sung to the tune of "War" by the late Edwin Starr)

Oh no-there’s got to be a better way
Say it again, Bill
There’s got to be a better way-yeah
What is he good for?


Chorus:

Q-Car has caused unrest
Among the Cowboy Nation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to watch?

Q-Car-huh!
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Q-Car-huh
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing
Yeah


Q-Car-I despise
‘Cause he means destruction
Of a football team
Q-Car means tears
To thousands of fans who
Watch this crap every week
And lose their patience
I said

Q-Car-huh
He’s an enemy of all mankind


Chorus


Give it to me one time-now
Give it to me one time-now
Q-Car has shattered
All the fan’s dreams
We’ve got no place for him today
They say we must wait to see the team win
But Lord, there’s just got to be a better way
He ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker

Q-Car
Friend only to the sofa maker
Q-Car
Q-Car
Q-Car-Good God, now
Now

Give it to me one time now
Now now
What is he good for?