The Plot to Dispose of Nellie

[kg_veteran]

I've had enough. It's time to be rid of Nellie, and Cuban apparently doesn't have the guts to get rid of him, so I'm taking matters into my own hands.

I'll be at the San Antonio game on Wednesday night, and here's the plan. I'm going to pose as a drunken San Antonio fan, holding up signs saying "Lard Ass Nellie Sucks" and "Anybody But Nellie". Then, late in the game, I'm going to move down close to courtside and hurl a can of Slim Fast at Nellie. When it hits him in the GUT, I'm sure he'll be enraged and charge into the stands to fight me. He SHOULD be suspended for the rest of the season, and Cuban might actually fire him in disgrace. Of course, I'll have to have some bail money and some money to pay the fine for the misdemeanor assault charge, but I'm sure we can take up a collection here to defray my expenses.

So, what does everybody think?