Kerry whines and cries.....Osama beat me. wah!

[Drbio]

NEW YORK — John Kerry believes he lost to President Bush because of the video from Osama bin Laden that surfaced just days before the Nov. 2 presidential election. The Massachusetts senator told FOX News' senior correspondent Geraldo Rivera that he believes he lost because the tape may have scared the American electorate.

Rivera spoke to Kerry on Thursday as the senator and a slew of other notable names — including wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, actors Robin Williams and Morgan Freeman and comedian Chris Tucker — were in a holding room prior to the processional leading up to the formal opening of the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock, Ark.

"Tough luck, senator," Rivera said to Kerry, referring to the Democrat's election loss.

Trying to recount Kerry's words verbatim, Rivera said Kerry responded by saying:

"It was that Osama tape — it scared them [the American people]." {It had nothing to do with kerry sucking on every issue. [img]i/expressions/anim_roller.gif[/img]}

Rivera said Kerry said the tape came out too late for his camp to rebut and the Democratic campaign couldn't counteract it in time for the Tuesday election.

[dude1394]

The problem is that he sounded too much like a democratic party operative.

[madape]

I'd like to extend a hearty thank you to Osama Bin Laden and Michael Moore for cementing a George Bush victory.

Thank you guys! You are both true American heroes.