The Plot to Dispose of Nellie - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

kg_veteran · 11-23-2004, 10:05 AM

I've had enough. It's time to be rid of Nellie, and Cuban apparently doesn't have the guts to get rid of him, so I'm taking matters into my own hands.

I'll be at the San Antonio game on Wednesday night, and here's the plan. I'm going to pose as a drunken San Antonio fan, holding up signs saying "Lard Ass Nellie Sucks" and "Anybody But Nellie". Then, late in the game, I'm going to move down close to courtside and hurl a can of Slim Fast at Nellie. When it hits him in the GUT, I'm sure he'll be enraged and charge into the stands to fight me. He SHOULD be suspended for the rest of the season, and Cuban might actually fire him in disgrace. Of course, I'll have to have some bail money and some money to pay the fine for the misdemeanor assault charge, but I'm sure we can take up a collection here to defray my expenses.

So, what does everybody think?

kingrex · 11-23-2004, 10:17 AM

The one flaw in your plan is that Mark Cuban is capable of feeling disgrace.

Didn't you watch the Mark Cuban show? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

sike · 11-23-2004, 10:21 AM

or the "Benefactor"?....or him on the baseline of every home game screaming at refs...or any interview on radio or television....ever heard his laugh, seen his attire?

I'm all for the little general taking this team next season, have any plans to get that done, kg?

Drbio · 11-23-2004, 10:36 AM

genius kg.

acebball · 11-23-2004, 10:57 AM

Glad to see the "senior members" of the board passionately calling for the removal of Nellie...this team is team is very talented (as were our teams the last two years at least)...and we need to have a coach that knows what he is doing and not hauling off to Maui at every opportunity...I would take AJ in a second...after that preseason game that he coached he said he couldn't sleep and got in the office at 6 am because he was so into it. That's what this team needs.

CanTheMadScientist · 11-23-2004, 11:00 AM

I am good for a $100 donation to the "Free Kg" fund, but only upon completion of the mission. That is a year long suspension of the mad scientist, or his walking papers from Cuban.

While you are at it hold up a sign that reads "Nice defense Del Harris, who would have thought to wear the Spurs out by letting them get layups and slams?" Then you can throw a can of hair gel at him. Or maybe a sack of nuts or a smoothie. Harris is such a wuss you could never get him into the stands, at least not to fight. Maybe you should wear a pink shirt and wink at him. There is an extra $100 if you get rid of Harris too. Why do we have him on our side, just curious?

Can we please, in the name of decent basketball, play our players in their normal positions with a normal rotation and stop all of this smallball, or Dirk at center, or no center, or 2 centers, or whatever else Nellie can come up with to avoid a normal rotation. The talent on this team is incredible, but it is not being used efficiently. The Little General can't take over fast enough for me.

PepperTheMavsFan41 · 11-23-2004, 11:49 AM

Nellie hasnt made good desicions in the game this year.

From a coaching standpoint Nellie 90% out coaches the other guy, but that hasnt been the case this year.

LRB · 11-23-2004, 12:08 PM

A small point of advice KG. You are much more likely to entice Nellie into climbing into the stands to take a swing at him if you steal his beer instead of throwing one at him. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

kg_veteran · 11-23-2004, 12:16 PM

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A small point of advice KG. You are much more likely to entice Nellie into climbing into the stands to take a swing at him if you steal his beer instead of throwing one at him. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Great point, LRB. Even better, perhaps I should simply hold up a sign that says, "FREE BEER". That would DEFINITELY lure him into the stands, then I could pelt him with the object of my choice, starting a fight and achieving the same result.

EricaLubarsky · 11-23-2004, 12:20 PM

Wouldnt it just be better to free all the people locked up in the Dallas Jail drunk tank and sell them all tickets and as much beer as they wanted?

kg_veteran · 11-23-2004, 12:26 PM

Erica, I don't trust a drunk to coach my favorite team. Why should I trust a whole bunch of them to help me carry out my diabolical plot?

Dirkenstien · 11-23-2004, 01:23 PM

Great plan KG. Lets get er done.

sike · 11-23-2004, 01:40 PM

this is as silly a thread I have ever seen kg post....

i love it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Caliente · 11-23-2004, 01:46 PM

If for some reason KG's plan doesn't work out, we can always go to plan "B".......[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Voodoo doll

seelenjaeger · 11-23-2004, 01:58 PM

Illoyal.

Simon2 · 11-23-2004, 02:01 PM

I love the idea. Make sure you sit beside a skinny kid so Nellie has someone to go after.

Member · 11-23-2004, 06:24 PM

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Make sure you sit beside a skinny kid so Nellie has someone to go after.

Exactly. Nellie would look for the mismatch straightaway.

JLEEHASMUCHGAME · 11-23-2004, 06:39 PM

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Make sure you sit beside a skinny kid so Nellie has someone to go after.

Exactly. Nellie would look for the mismatch straightaway.

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Murphy3 · 11-23-2004, 07:28 PM

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Make sure you sit beside a skinny kid so Nellie has someone to go after.

Exactly. Nellie would look for the mismatch straightaway.

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But, instead of going after the skinny kid himself, Nellie would find someone even smaller to go after him just to prove that going small can indeed be successful.

Turkey · 11-24-2004, 11:32 PM

I wish cuban would sell the team to the public (but probably noone will buy it cuz its crap hahah)-that way the mavs will get rid of inefficiencies which there are ALOT of. It's obvious, the guy(cuban) is to afraid to do anything. His NAV will only fall(but wait, the rich only get richer). With the dollar sinking and the american economy soon to go bust. Wouldn't it be cool if some chinese investors bought the team?

basketball jonessss · 11-25-2004, 10:01 AM

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Wouldn't it be cool if some chinese investors bought the team?

AH.......................No!

dalmations202 · 11-25-2004, 10:23 AM

KG, you didn't succeed.................

Why didn't Nellie put in Shawn in the 3rd to slow down the run. Shawn always disrupts for the first 10 min or so that he is in a game -- till they adjust. Why wasn't their a timeout called when SA went up double digits? Booth did nothing all night offensively or defensively. Henderson isn't big enough to even think of containing TD. Yet they play massive minutes. I would have rather seen Benga get schooled and start his learning process, than the coaching I saw last night.

Overall, I thought that the coaching was very weak for the last few games. Is Nellie just trying to get the team where he is comfortable and can play underdog every night? ?

sike · 11-25-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by: Turkey
I wish cuban would sell the team to the public (but probably noone will buy it cuz its crap hahah)-that way the mavs will get rid of inefficiencies which there are ALOT of. It's obvious, the guy(cuban) is to afraid to do anything. His NAV will only fall(but wait, the rich only get richer). With the dollar sinking and the american economy soon to go bust. Wouldn't it be cool if some chinese investors bought the team?

sigh.......Give me a "T"....