The Official Excuse Thread for Spurs Fans

[Spurs Fan]

Originally Posted by aexchange

1. The NBA is out to hold down small market teams. They told the refs to ref against us.
11. Tony Parker couldn't focus because Eva Longoria is his girlfriend.
12. When in doubt, blame Rasho.
13. If that doesn't work, blame Nazr.
17. Fire Pop! Hire Larry Brown.
22. The NBA wanted to see a Mavs-Phx reunion instead of a Spurs Suns showdown
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I think I'll take these excuses for today. I assume, though, that they can be used again at the appropriate time?